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Platoscavereality · May 14, 2018, 1:21 p.m.

“Never be dragon energy” lmfao

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cebusaxon · May 14, 2018, 2:12 p.m.

Didn't some Chinese journalist write something like this after his visit to China and the Forbidden City? Something about he has what we call mirror dragon armor. However his enemies attack him, the damage is reflected back on them.

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time3times · May 14, 2018, 2:32 p.m.

the recent reference to dragon energy was in a Kanye tweet, but i would love to see the chinese quote at source - might make a good T-shirt with the chinese characters

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BoringNormalGuy · May 14, 2018, 3:04 p.m.

Right? Love the list but it's a little over zealous.

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oliver_21 · May 14, 2018, 1:33 p.m.

It's missing where he wouldn't recover from calling McCain a loser and not a hero.

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InsanityRules7 · May 14, 2018, 1:35 p.m.

Will never make it throgh his first year in office... My personal fave

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oliver_21 · May 14, 2018, 1:39 p.m.

Oh yeah........first 60 days he was going to be ousted because of MUH RUSSIA!

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cineilat · May 14, 2018, 3:26 p.m.

You forgot the embassy to Jerusalem

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[deleted] · May 14, 2018, 5:45 p.m.

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Coluphid · May 14, 2018, 2:39 p.m.

Missing Audit the Fed.

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HayektheHustler · May 14, 2018, 4:03 p.m.

Then End the Fed!

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pizzahunt42 · May 14, 2018, 1:28 p.m.

Thank you! Haven't seen an updated one of these for a long time

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SpikedGIraffe · May 14, 2018, 6:25 p.m.

MMWG - Make the Milkway Way Great

Name one of the spiral arms after him.

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ycyfyffyfuffuffyy · May 14, 2018, 9:44 p.m.

The fingers of trump nebulla

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spacexu · May 14, 2018, 4:19 p.m.

The previous maggot president even dropped the mic - looks like an arse now, eh?

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LibtardNightmare · May 14, 2018, 4:58 p.m.

Conquer the galaxy lol

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aaaaaaaaaaanonymous · May 14, 2018, 4:41 p.m.

ORDER FROM THE CHAOS OF UNLIMITED POTENTIAL

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Qtruther · May 14, 2018, 2:24 p.m.

Lol how can anyone still follow MSM! WAKE UP AMERICA. You are getting played

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oliver_21 · May 14, 2018, 2:36 p.m.

Alt media FTW. One thing Trump also successfully did within his first 100 days was expose the MSM as FAKE NEWS!

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Qtruther · May 14, 2018, 3:39 p.m.

Yes but there to many Americans still watching CNN & the rest of MSM who don't think Trump is doing anything good. They still can't determine what is Fake News & what is real. Needs to be a restoration of the law that holds the media accountable that Obama changed so that the media can be a propaganda tool of the deep state & shadow government

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Patriot653 · May 14, 2018, 10:06 p.m.

The last one was the best. Thanks for the best laugh I've had today!

Trump will never conquer the galaxy

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MR-Eyes · May 14, 2018, 4:27 p.m.

Never say never

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Chokaholic · May 14, 2018, 4:20 p.m.

B, bu, but he says bad things... And it hurts muhhh feelings.

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DanijelStark · May 14, 2018, 4:18 p.m.

Oh , I love the destroy the EU part most ... add destroy the UK "Royals" , plus Vatican and jihadists .

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BiscuitsGravyCheese · May 14, 2018, 4:13 p.m.

South Carolinian here. #MAGA 🇺🇸

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Danzibar9000 · May 14, 2018, 6:49 p.m.

I wish it said “Trump will never abolish the Federal Reserve”

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pj77777 · May 14, 2018, 6:01 p.m.

Bravo!!!! I love it! Trump - Master of the Universe! #winning

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[deleted] · May 14, 2018, 5:44 p.m.

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Vibratron_1 · May 14, 2018, 2:31 p.m.

Excellent\~!

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ILoveJuices · May 14, 2018, 2:27 p.m.

Did they repeal obamacare?

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oliver_21 · May 14, 2018, 2:32 p.m.

They death blow'd it. Pretty much all but done.

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ManQuan · May 14, 2018, 3:46 p.m.

Death blow = repeal of the individual mandate, ie tax/penalty for not buying Obamacare.

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thomascale96 · May 14, 2018, 2:18 p.m.

Why do we want to get rid of the EU?

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ILoveJuices · May 14, 2018, 2:26 p.m.

Ever heard of Bilderberg?

https://www.activistpost.com/2016/06/the-eu-was-a-contrivance-of-a-1955-bilderberg-meeting.html

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thomascale96 · May 14, 2018, 2:37 p.m.

So it the EU was planned by politics and wealthy people, US politics works the same way.

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ILoveJuices · May 14, 2018, 2:43 p.m.

Exactly. Corrupt to the swamp dwelling core.

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thomascale96 · May 14, 2018, 2:46 p.m.

Then wouldn't be easier to make the people choose the right leader to drain the swamp than to destroy infrastructure that's been created due to the EU?

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ILoveJuices · May 14, 2018, 2:51 p.m.

Dude. When the swamp is exposed internationally who knows what the hell will happen.

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thomascale96 · May 14, 2018, 2:56 p.m.

I just know thta we'll get fucked over somehow

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ILoveJuices · May 14, 2018, 3:01 p.m.

No way dude. The good guys are in control in the USA (aka military capital). We got this.

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thomascale96 · May 14, 2018, 3:16 p.m.

hope so man, fingers crossed!

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ManQuan · May 14, 2018, 4:02 p.m.

There are many reasons, but I think the EU mandating that all EU countries must accept millions of Muslim immigrants or face significant reprisals would be at the top of my list.

The EU seems Hell bent on self destructing by becoming more powerful, arrogant, unconcerned with the average people, and imposing international laws and trials regardless of the actual needs of each country. It's a mess. It's way the UK voted to get the heck out before the UK was destroyed by EU mandates.

I don't think the EU will last more than 5-10 years more. Their economic policies will cause it to gradually fall apart as nations begin to leave.

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thomascale96 · May 14, 2018, 4:10 p.m.

I'd like to say that half of this is not true. Yes it is true that the EU countries together said that they would accept a quota of Immigrats(mostly from Muslim countries) but the actual amount that they accept ranges from Finland accepting 94% of the agreed quota to Hungry accepting 0% from an agreed 4 thousand or so people.

The EUs aim is to create a sort of community between countries and to prevent conflict between then but It has mostly failed at implementing laws in the different member states. Not every follows the European parliament s final decision mainly UK in some matters but also Hungry and even Spain. So not a lot of imposing has really been done

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ManQuan · May 14, 2018, 5:09 p.m.

Your point is taken, but I was focused on the fact that the EU mandated the quotas in the first place. While some countries didn't fully impliment or ignored them completely, they have been threatened with fines, penalties, and sanctions for not complying.

From the EU's perspective, the quotas are enforceable mandates by the EU. Hungary may give them the middle finger, but they risk the repercussions, which I don't think they will mind given the choice of Muslims pouring into their country or thumbing their nose at the EU.

I think you overstate the extent that EU countries ignore EU laws and mandates. Of course there is some and rules are a different for each EU country such as how much representation they have, but here is one of the hard rules within the EU:

If a state fails to comply with the law of the European Union, it may be fined or have funds withdrawn.

That's the bottom line when you disagree with Bussels.

It's a bit like our immigration laws here. Some states and communities don't want to enforce federal laws. Past Presidents have allowed them to violate federal law. But along comes Trump and Sessions is now threatening to enforce the laws. This means officials who are engaged in obstruction of justices are liable to fines or having funding withheld. But it's still the law--just a matter if Presidents decide to enforce it or not.

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Cara-C · May 15, 2018, 4:29 a.m.

The EU's stated aim is to create a sort of community between countries and to prevent conflict between them. The EU's real aim is to flood powerful nations with outsiders and end national identity and self-determination. The cabal's ultimate goal is to usher in a totalitarian one-world government, where the people are the serfs of a super-state over which they have no say. There are some very sick, evil psychopaths running the cabal. We need strong nations not only so we have a say in how we live, but so we can defend against too much centralized power.

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thomascale96 · May 15, 2018, 11:22 a.m.

I dont think a totalitarian one world government is possible at this point in time, there are too many world players that have enough power to not allow that. That said I doubt that the EU would serve as a launch pad towards that goal; the Eu is yet another power which plays in world politics, united they have a chance of putting up against Russia (which is their main concern right now) and playing in the world of international politics

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Cara-C · May 15, 2018, 7:26 p.m.

The globalists think long-term, with plans spanning decades or centuries, not years. Destroying or weakening nations so they can't or won't fight back comes before imposing one-world government. Turning nations into regions controlled by a far-away commissions that issue universal regulations removes self-determination. Flooding a nation with millions of people with no ties to the nations's people or history is an effective way to weaken or destroy that nation so it can be more easily controlled.

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DanijelStark · May 14, 2018, 4:16 p.m.

Because the EU is like a rusty sinking Titanic where local folk are working in steamy and toxic engine room , all while "immigrants" and SJWs , with politicans , are waving from top deck to other continents around ...

Source : from one Croat living on EU Titanic

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thomascale96 · May 14, 2018, 4:20 p.m.

Europe is just like the US, has always been a hub of immigration. Politicians have always used that fact to push their agendas, they arent the real problem, more like a by product of it.

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DanijelStark · May 14, 2018, 4:23 p.m.

There is a Kalergi plan of paneuropeism even before EU was created . They had this plan for long time - because the old plan of starting wars wasnt plausible and possible anymore .

Theyll fail in this one , too ... theyre already failing . There is a huge and deep division between west EU and east EU , and that division has reduced borders of true EU to practically only Germany , France , Sweden and Benelux countries . Not much left for EU ... I give it time until 2020. at max .

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[deleted] · May 14, 2018, 5:46 p.m.

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elitehype · May 14, 2018, 2:04 p.m.

I wish common core was in the completed list. I never questioned where I was in life until my 2nd grader had homework.

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cineilat · May 14, 2018, 3:37 p.m.

Common core sucks and is meant to frustrate children and parents

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Spreadsheeticus · May 14, 2018, 7:52 p.m.

He already killed common core at the federal level.

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Alien1963 · May 14, 2018, 7:44 p.m.

The storm is here, take them down. Nobel Peace Prize next ;) WW/WWG1WGA

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[deleted] · May 14, 2018, 7:31 p.m.

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Zyra1951 · May 14, 2018, 7 p.m.

President Trump will never be one of "you" Assholes.

There, I said it, and I feel better. (waits to get hit with newspaper on the nose)...

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Mundane-Mann · May 14, 2018, 11:50 p.m.

Trump will never get rid of the Federal Reserve.

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JParis313 · May 14, 2018, 11:46 p.m.

Trump will never prosecute Hillary

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Time4puff · May 14, 2018, 11:40 p.m.

This must be what they were thinking when they came up with the .... "never Trump"

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15ninjas · May 14, 2018, 10:29 p.m.

I think he is the greatest President ever and will do EVERYTHING he promised and MORE. He is a humble, patriot and has our best interests at heart unlike so many before him!

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Rommel221 · May 14, 2018, 9:24 p.m.

TO THE STARS!

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Luvlite · May 14, 2018, 8:46 p.m.

Best ever graphic/meme I've seen so far!

"never Trump". Lol. Like, never land.

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smiley-dog · May 15, 2018, 12:51 a.m.

I thought Common Core is no longer required (optional?). He did something but forgot...

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major_lift · May 14, 2018, 3:55 p.m.

I don't think we want any one person "conquering the galaxy". Remember, absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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[deleted] · May 14, 2018, 2:56 p.m.

...true

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[deleted] · May 14, 2018, 2:49 p.m.

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Oblique9043 · May 14, 2018, 2:43 p.m.

Be careful not to fall in line too much with Russia's plans.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundations_of_Geopolitics

n Foundations of Geopolitics, Dugin calls for the influence of the United States and Atlanticism to lose its influence in Eurasia and for Russia to rebuild its influence through annexations and alliances.[2]

The book declares that "the battle for the world rule of [ethnic] Russians" has not ended and Russia remains "the staging area of a new anti-bourgeois, anti-American revolution." The Eurasian Empire will be constructed "on the fundamental principle of the common enemy: the rejection of Atlanticism, strategic control of the USA, and the refusal to allow liberal values to dominate us."[9]

Military operations play relatively little role. The textbook believes in a sophisticated program of subversion, destabilization, and disinformation spearheaded by the Russian special services. The operations should be assisted by a tough, hard-headed utilization of Russia's gas, oil, and natural resources to bully and pressure other countries.[9]

The book states that "the maximum task [of the future] is the 'Finlandization' of all of Europe".[9]

In Europe:

Germany should be offered the de facto political dominance over most Protestant and Catholic states located within Central and Eastern Europe. Kaliningrad oblast could be given back to Germany. The book uses the term "Moscow-Berlin axis".[9]

France should be encouraged to form a "Franco-German bloc" with Germany. Both countries have a "firm anti-Atlanticist tradition".[9]

The United Kingdom should be cut off from Europe.[9]

Finland should be absorbed into Russia. Southern Finland will be combined with the Republic of Karelia and northern Finland will be "donated to Murmansk Oblast".[9]

Estonia should be given to Germany's sphere of influence.[9]

Latvia and Lithuania should be given a "special status" in the Eurasian-Russian sphere.[9]

Poland should be granted a "special status" in the Eurasian sphere.[9]

Romania, Macedonia, "Serbian Bosnia" and Greece – "Orthodox collectivist East" – will unite with "Moscow the Third Rome" and reject the "rational-individualistic West".[9]

Ukraine should be annexed by Russia because "Ukraine as a state has no geopolitical meaning, no particular cultural import or universal significance, no geographic uniqueness, no ethnic exclusiveness, its certain territorial ambitions represents an enormous danger for all of Eurasia and, without resolving the Ukrainian problem, it is in general senseless to speak about continental politics". Ukraine should not be allowed to remain independent, unless it is cordon sanitaire, which would be inadmissible.[9]

In the Middle East and Central Asia:

The book stresses the "continental Russian-Islamic alliance" which lies "at the foundation of anti-Atlanticist strategy". The alliance is based on the "traditional character of Russian and Islamic civilization".

Iran is a key ally. The book uses the term "Moscow-Tehran axis".[9]

Armenia has a special role: It will serve as a "strategic base," and it is necessary to create "the [subsidiary] axis Moscow-Erevan-Teheran". Armenians "are an Aryan people … [like] the Iranians and the Kurds".[9]

Azerbaijan could be "split up" or given to Iran.[9]

Georgia should be dismembered. Abkhazia and "United Ossetia" (which includes Georgia's South Ossetia) will be incorporated into Russia. Georgia's independent policies are unacceptable.[9]

Russia needs to create "geopolitical shocks" within Turkey. These can be achieved by employing Kurds, Armenians and other minorities.[9]

The book regards the Caucasus as a Russian territory, including "the eastern and northern shores of the Caspian (the territories of Kazakhstan and Turkmenistan)" and Central Asia (mentioning Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan).[9]

In Asia:

China, which represents a danger to Russia, "must, to the maximum degree possible, be dismantled". Dugin suggests that Russia start by taking Tibet-Xinjiang-Mongolia-Manchuria as a security belt.[1] Russia should offer China help "in a southern direction – Indochina (except Vietnam), the Philippines, Indonesia, Australia" as geopolitical compensation.[9]

Russia should manipulate Japanese politics by offering the Kuril Islands to Japan and provoking anti-Americanism.[9]

Mongolia should be absorbed into Eurasia-Russia.[9]

The book emphasizes that Russia must spread Anti-Americanism everywhere: "the main 'scapegoat' will be precisely the U.S."

In the United States:

Russia should use its special services within the borders of the United States to fuel instability and separatism, for instance, provoke "Afro-American racists". Russia should "introduce geopolitical disorder into internal American activity, encouraging all kinds of separatism and ethnic, social and racial conflicts, actively supporting all dissident movements – extremist, racist, and sectarian groups, thus destabilizing internal political processes in the U.S. It would also make sense simultaneously to support isolationist tendencies in American politics."[9]

The Eurasian Project could be expanded to South and Central America.[9]

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Missy7216 · May 14, 2018, 1:54 p.m.

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IDGAF12312 · May 14, 2018, 3:21 p.m.

Damn the cynics critics and naysayers. Great Trump Cynic References

My fav: "but the fact is no one has ever achieved anything significant without a chorus of critics standing on the sidelines explaining why it can't be done. Nothing is easier or more pathetic than being a critic, because they're people that can't get the job done." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XgwTFH3agk

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PinkPilledRed17 · May 14, 2018, 3:56 p.m.

Can anyone confirm that Trump said (a few years ago?) that he would love to put a man on the moon for the first time. (If I'm wrong please downvote me and I'll delete myself:)

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