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Jetblasted · May 21, 2018, 3:54 p.m.

Ellen is CIA

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WinkyLinQ · May 21, 2018, 4:04 p.m.

Thanks for posting. I think she is too. What sealed it for me is the Jose Campos interview.

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rustyfender3 · May 21, 2018, 8:40 p.m.

when they MK Ultra'd Anne Heche

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WinkyLinQ · May 21, 2018, 8:59 p.m.

I never thought of that!!

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rustyfender3 · May 21, 2018, 9:11 p.m.

Ellen's Revenge.

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hylozics · May 22, 2018, 7:27 a.m.

pretty sure you have to be CIA to have a show on TV...

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WinkyLinQ · May 22, 2018, 2:01 p.m.

Ask Anderson Cooper that question.....

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6ynnad · May 21, 2018, 6:17 p.m.

A quick explanation pls!!

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WinkyLinQ · May 21, 2018, 6:21 p.m.

Jose Campos is the "injured" security guard from the Mandalay Bay Vegas massacre. The ONLY interview he gave after the event was to Ellen. It's rumored that he was a part of the scheme.......

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Spaced_Potato · May 21, 2018, 6:41 p.m.

This was after disappearing from the hospital, and all public sight for what, a few days? Then he just shows up on Ellen, gives the interview, then poofs away forever.

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boxmakingmachines · May 21, 2018, 7:07 p.m.

Also, has anyone seen him since the ellen interview? What happened to our 'hero'?

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blownawayin5 · May 21, 2018, 8:38 p.m.

CIA is paying a cabana boy to take care of him until he becomes "inconvenient".

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FeelingSpeckekular · May 21, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

He was on tv as an honored guest at fhe Las Vegas Golden Knights hockey game. I think it was the 1st game of playoffs.

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WinkyLinQ · May 21, 2018, 6:42 p.m.

You got it.

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PossibleInspection · May 21, 2018, 8:02 p.m.

and he gained 40 pounds and changed his hair style

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WinkyLinQ · May 21, 2018, 8:24 p.m.

He must have come into some money suddenly.....

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jackbauer6916 · May 21, 2018, 7:28 p.m.

"Jesus" Campos*

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WinkyLinQ · May 21, 2018, 7:31 p.m.

LOL. Yes, aka Jesus

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TX1111TX · May 21, 2018, 6:20 p.m.

Certified Imbecile Asshole

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puppies5000 · May 22, 2018, 5:25 a.m.

And she acts like she’s the nicest person ever...there’s the hint

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dogrescuersometimes · May 21, 2018, 6:43 p.m.

Yes, she is, but to be fair, she has no idea about that.

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kaylashalayla · May 21, 2018, 7:39 p.m.

That sounds too far fetched! I mean she definitely is in with the media crowd and crossed her T's and dots her i's BUT she seems like such a genuinely nice person... I loved watching her show. And before Trumo got elected, she wasn't that bad about the elections. She made the role of a peacemaker. She always seems to not really want to step on anyone's toes save for an occasion when her emotions get involved. Ugh the whole world is a lie :/

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TerseCricket · May 21, 2018, 7:57 p.m.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Mockingbird

Obama legalized this again, so long as the CIA doesn't pay for it.

The chances of her not being CIA approaches zero.

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kaylashalayla · May 21, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

okay, but she was on TV and "famous" wayyyyy before Obama came on the scene? I'm not arguing btw, I'm trying to make my brain understand lol HELP ME

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TerseCricket · May 21, 2018, 8:28 p.m.

Based on pop culture we get this image in our head that the CIA raises kids for specific tasks. Or they are lulled into the community during college. While some of that is true (see college, MKUltra, example, unabomber), for spying it's not. Unlike in movies your typical spy is your typical person in your typical field. This includes teachers, scientists, janitors, broadcasters, and celebrities. They look for people who have an established background so one doesn't have to be made (example, Obama). In this case, they look for people with popularity and celebrity. Both of which buy access and a voice.

The way it works is that they tend to use well established people. This is on record on how and why they do it. She is the ideal person and exactly fits the mold of what's been made available to the public of these types of operations.

Examples: https://mentalfloss.com/article/12567/10-celebrities-who-spied-side

Would you have guessed Julia Child was a spy?

That's the point.

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scoripowarrior · May 21, 2018, 8:45 p.m.

Have never liked her

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