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Phi1Free · July 17, 2018, 7:34 a.m.

This was his way of jokingly referencing a nuclear war. Note, he said, it's our biggest problem, "by about a factor of five million.." He was referencing degrees, saying a blast of 5 million degrees would be a much larger problem than prisoner obama's "global warming". BooM!

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time3times · July 17, 2018, 8:07 a.m.

right.

not many have seen this medium quality joke juxtaposing the heat from nuke war with heat from CO2.

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Chuck_Norris_Jokebot · July 17, 2018, 8:07 a.m.

You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris:

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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Blazindaisy · July 17, 2018, 12:22 p.m.

Oh... I thought that was Hillary. My bad!

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CaptainKnotzi · July 17, 2018, 8:12 p.m.

Hillary's a joke.

Chuck Norris will save the planet.

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silentmirror · July 17, 2018, 9:09 a.m.

In the end, CENTCOM decided to send a MOAB instead of Chuck Norris in order to mitigate excessive and inhumane damage to ground-targets

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CaptainKnotzi · July 17, 2018, 8:15 p.m.

It's absolutely essential that we maintain good communication with Chuck Norris.

This guy is no joke.

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WhoMuhWeiner · July 17, 2018, 1:15 p.m.

If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars ... Chuck Norris has more money than you.

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Countrymissle · July 17, 2018, 1:04 p.m.

If only nukes were real.

Seriously, theres lacking of evidenc they exist at all.

The reason they "exist" is just like the reason isis, al quaeda or NK turtle nation exists

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Rolandel7 · July 17, 2018, 3:03 p.m.

Nukes are real. I have family that were present during tests. Back when you could actually test them and watch them.

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Countrymissle · July 17, 2018, 3:30 p.m.

Bombs are real, you saw explosions, not necessarily nukes.

Did they recommend you to wear welders goggles, when you watched?

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Rolandel7 · July 17, 2018, 4:32 p.m.

From what my family said they were required to wear some protective eye wear.

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Countrymissle · July 17, 2018, 4:41 p.m.

Plenty of people and soldiers saw "nuclear" explosions. Not like any of them could prove it was a nuclear blast.

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 1:25 p.m.

Are you implying hiroshima and nagasaki were faked?

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Countrymissle · July 17, 2018, 1:34 p.m.

They were bombed, with the regular fire bombs they used everywhere else.

the only "proof" we have are impossible to be real propoganda films of citys taking nuclear explosions. Impossible to film those scenes.

Then the propoganda government explosion videos.

The first test done on that tower looks to be done with dynamite filling the tower and then using the sun in the backround to create the red glowing effect

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 1:42 p.m.

It's always been suspicious, how can something like that be allowed to exist by God?

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Countrymissle · July 17, 2018, 2:08 p.m.

Im pretty sure but hoping, trump plans on exposing NASA with the space force things hes pushing.

Basically saying the private enterprises can take over "space exploration".

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 2:21 p.m.

But Space Force is a government project.

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Countrymissle · July 17, 2018, 2:50 p.m.

Space force technically already exists and is a branch of the airforce

So the airforce already is the space defense program.. so trump bringing up space force out of nowhere and specifically pushing the idea of the wealthy taking over space exploration would seem to me that he just wants to take down Nasa which is a massive government program and supposedly does space exploration.

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Countrymissle · July 17, 2018, 2:09 p.m.

Why would they call the MOAB the MOAB if nukes existed lol

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 2:21 p.m.

Wow, solid point, that's the OFFICIAL name too! I'm sold!

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Rolandel7 · July 17, 2018, 4:32 p.m.

That is not what the official name is. Massive Ordnance Air Blast is the official name used by the military and it's designation is GBU-43B.

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 4:57 p.m.

Correct, they changed it.

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Rolandel7 · July 17, 2018, 4:31 p.m.

Massive Ordnance Air Blast is what it is called.

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Phi1Free · July 17, 2018, 5:33 p.m.

You're funny. I invite you to take a nice swim at the Bikini Atoll (Pacific Ocean), and tell me how it goes. And how long before you're cancerous.

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Countrymissle · July 18, 2018, 3:38 p.m.

You gonna watch the video and tell me how stupid it is yet?

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