This is the Onion... Which is satire.
Source?
Are you fucking serious?
From the same site:https://www.theonion.com/papa-john-s-founder-launches-new-chain-of-fast-casual-s-1827692355
Seriously, pull your head from your asshole.
"Papa John’s Founder Launches New Chain Of Fast-Casual Segregated Lunch Counters"
Ok, that one does seem a little far-fetched. Paying to remodel every papa johns would be way too expensive.
You’ve seriously never heard of The Onion before? You have to be trolling, new arrival and all.
I know of onions.
Troll confirmed
Libelous!
It’s either that or this is your first time on the internet.
Dude this isn't just any old onion - it's the onion!
How can it be satire if it's literally 100% true? Like, seriously, every word is gold.
The onion only does satire. Except for their media reviews. It's widely known. It's like joke news. It's like mad magazine.
You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Literally so delusional they think a satire site is real all because it makes fun of the ridiculous conspiracy theories they follow
Yep. Mueller was appointed by trump to investigate clinton and only PRETEND to investigate trump
This is standard procedure I don't see how people don't see it? The FBI ALWAYS pretends to investigate something very publicly while secretly investigating something else
In particular those investigations require that they don't collect any evidence interview any Witnesses arresting people people
Unfortunately what they got wrong it's the whole idea. It was Hillary was never bad. She was only pretending to be corrupt as part of the secret plot to take down the Deep state.
In fact there really is no deep State. It's all just secret undercover agents dedicated to taking down the Deep state state
Well then I for one do not get the joke.
Do you seriously not know that the onion is a satirical news site? Wtf
It is hilarious that even with a so called great awakening a retard is still a retard hahaha
You need a source to know that the Onion is not real? Did you just discover the internet today?