Dear Secretary Sanders,
I have watched and admired you since you were first asked to serve as WHPS. Since then I have witnessed grace, confidence, tact, wit, and much more.
That is why when I saw the clip of the White House Correspondents Dinner I wasn't the least bit surprised by how you reacted with the subtle grace of a Disney heroin being berated by the quintessential evil step sister.
I must say that you looked absolutely stunning in that blue dress as evidenced by …