Dear Cabal,
I win.
Yes. I personally won.
You failed.
Here I sit, keyboard in hand.
Telling you exactly what I think.
How does it feel to lose against an uneducated drunk schizophrenic with a keyboard?
It is funny. You can get an education in this country. You can get all the information. You need the piece of paper.
I am going to asymmetrically fuck up your fat boy intellectual facade.
I am under no illusion. I did the business school.
It was stupid easy. I know the name of the game.
Join the fraternity, go to business school, get wasted and cheat
Graduate, get job, drive a nice car and wear a suit.
The illusion of qualified intellectual is complete.
I realized this morning that I was smarter than these frat boys with a bachelors in bullshit.
I used think sort of think, like I went to school for five years and didn't graduate. I got drunk finals week and failed out.
I went to class. I got the information.
I used to want to go back and get my degree. People are always like, you still can!
It is like, no, you don't understand. I don't want that. I am laughing at that as a certificate for power or status.
I have a leg up on these kids.
I lived life. I fucked up everything.
I fucked it up really good.
I am not even 35 and I have lost all my teeth.
I don't drink, but I know how.
I am certified just crazy enough.
Seriously. I am bitter. Call me jealous. Whatever.
I been a half-loser my whole life
I used to be like a cool nerd in college.
The girls liked me in college.
The girls don't like me anymore.
I am pretty sure it is because I have nothing offer them anymore.
I don't have a car or money.
I am not going to take them out on a date.
I don't have a future to offer them.
I used to be so, prepared for life.
I had my grades and I was gonna be a businessman.
In retrospect, I think that is all that matters.
My appearance did not change, my status did
I am determined to destroy this facade of intellectual.
It is a piece of paper from the University.
You are a certified professional or you are not.
I never thought much about it.
I got better shit to do now than go back to school.
I got patriot shit going on
I was sitting here thinking this morning, if I wasn't a schizophrenic fuck-up. A normal guy in my situation.
How does one certify themselves as professional?
I gotta pay the money, huh?
I don't know. There must people in the world that hire smart people without paper.
I think most people are like one-in-a-million inventors.
I think we need to dismantle the fraternal control of the American economic infrastructure.
What are these fucking spoiled uneducated twats doing operating the economy of this country?
I would say being in a fraternal organization makes you prone to corruption.
I don't know.
Why are a bunch of idiots in suits running around telling people that they are doing something?
I went to their stupid classes. They are not doing anything.
If they are doing something, they didn't learn it in school.
They learned it on the job.
I didn't learn how to do any business in school.
I don't know. What the fuck are these idiots doing all day and who is paying them to do it.
All I know is that the economic system is trash and these idiots are responsible on some nation-wide level, compared to their global masters.
I heard there was work on the farm.
The Garden Industrial Complex is actively recruiting.
I am pretty sure your imaginary labor class is done.
You don't produce anything except control.
You control the working class.
Fraternal organization in America have taken over the nation's economic infrastructure.
This country was founded on an equal opportunity for all.
It wasn't created for you to have special advantages that allow you to enjoy life producing nothing while youdrink and fuck your way through life in the name of Jesus and social justice.
I am sure there are plenty of people are members of fraternal organizations that are fully capable and doing a professional job.
It is this good ol' boy bullshit with the morons from kegger at the college frat house.
Does it need to be the same fraternity, or will any brother in fraternity be better than something that isn't.
At least they know the rules of the road right.
I know how you all do it.
Limit the number of men.
Invite as many women as you can.
Pressure everyone to drink as much as possible.
With the intent to fuck as much pussy as you can.
You and your fucking dirty whore gangbangs and shit.
Fucking nasty. Ya'll do that sloppy second shit.
Kissing your new girl after she finished sucking your brother's cock.
You don't even know.
What is even more funny.
Is these frat boys take the dirty hoes and turn them into housewives.
Winning.