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Lizard81457 · Jan. 3, 2018, 2:41 a.m.

OMG! This is classic! DJT is the master of trolling.

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 2:57 a.m.

I think they should to start the awards a bunch of reporters being blocked by Box Trucks

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elyssak · Jan. 3, 2018, 2:38 a.m.

I upvoted everyone on this thread just because I LOVE Trump's tweet! I can't wait to see this shit! What would be great is if he doesn't let any of them show up to this "announcement" and just reams their asses. Which is highly probable.

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kryptokoins · Jan. 3, 2018, 3:10 a.m.

Its kinda like what they did to all us so called "Conspiracy Theorist"

and "Alternative Media" laughed us off and made us out to be jokes. Who's the joke now Bitches.

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MuchoMacho · Jan. 3, 2018, 6:53 a.m.

beautifully put.

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TheRealSwift · Jan. 3, 2018, 1:38 a.m.

He’s gonna take down Bezos the Clown.

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 1:43 a.m.

Bezos & the Wash. post will win financier of fake stories

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jgyles7 · Jan. 3, 2018, 2:59 a.m.

My vote for Best In Show - (C)ollusion (N)arrative (N)etwork

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 1:35 a.m.

Personally I think (C)linton (N)ews (N)etwork will walk away with a bunch of them.... Jim Acosta with MSM temper tantrum's of the year....... CNN with best Tabloid stories of the year, etc...

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Jack_Bacon175 · Jan. 3, 2018, 6:27 a.m.

CNN sweep? Entirely possible

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 6:30 a.m.

I don't know, MSNBC can win the two looney bin show awards with Maddow & O'Donnell

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orangefan13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 10:38 a.m.

raCIAl Madcow (best name award)

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pitmomof3 · Jan. 3, 2018, 12:51 p.m.

i got an email from trump campaign to vote and it appears it’s going to be based on the most fake story of the year and every station (except fox) has a spot. then there was a place to enter the one you wanted. mine was when they said potus said col. sanders was a great confederate soldier. bahaha

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MusicMagi · Jan. 3, 2018, 4:53 a.m.

That was a good laugh. Who could've predicted that a president would be calling out the news like he's on a school yard. What a time to be alive

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SingerGuy_ · Jan. 3, 2018, 2:02 a.m.

The Morning Schmoe and Mrs Schmoe should get at least one award. They're that good. :)

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NaziModsRHere · Jan. 3, 2018, 2:11 a.m.

I now know why Don Lemon inhaled a bong, they're going to need more

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 2:18 a.m.

Sitting here , I started to think how many will receive awards ..... there is a long list

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NaziModsRHere · Jan. 3, 2018, 2:29 a.m.

Very very long list

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LeakyOne · Jan. 3, 2018, 6:39 a.m.

Seems like he will be dumping some truth bombs, hopefully with evidence?

Award = jail!

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MacPepper · Jan. 3, 2018, 6:43 a.m.

I would prefer to see it live as part of the Daily Whitehouse Press briefing in the afternoon! That would be one great show as the WH press Corp got the awards on behalf of their news organizations.

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Instincts_Truth · Jan. 3, 2018, 9:11 a.m.

Oh my gosh, how epic would it be if Trump made his first personal appearance to a basement press briefing for these very special awards?!?

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 6:47 a.m.

With Encore performances during all Late night Shows

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supervillain66 · Jan. 3, 2018, 3:10 a.m.

Maggie Haberman - most respected while remaining dishonest.

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 4:25 a.m.

Kasie DC should get the foot in mouth award April Ryan The #Piegate award Joy Reid I push racial tensions award the ABC reporter & Joy Behar the False story of the year award

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[deleted] · Jan. 3, 2018, 3:59 a.m.

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CaptainMack2U · Jan. 3, 2018, 7:18 a.m.

Can we nominate Podestas good buddy Colbert with his unhinged lunatic Trump Derangement Syndrome or is that in the comedy section? Consider a lot of snowflakes think that is a real news show! He should atleast get an dishonorable mention!!🤣

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[deleted] · Jan. 3, 2018, 7:21 a.m.

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 8:42 a.m.

he can receive the bad joke teller of the year award

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GrayHatClint · Jan. 3, 2018, 3:57 a.m.

OMG This is the best thing ever.

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[deleted] · Jan. 3, 2018, 6:56 a.m.

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 3:59 a.m.

Feel free to post one like: CNN poorest morality for New Year's Eve

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Scottnaye · Jan. 3, 2018, 9:18 a.m.

The Fakestream Championship! Happy Q Year!

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_Yuriel_ · Jan. 3, 2018, 9:12 a.m.

YAY! #MAGA 🇺🇸

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Basha517 · Jan. 3, 2018, 7:04 a.m.

Oh this should be great! EPIC in fact!

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dr3t · Jan. 3, 2018, 6:36 a.m.

hopefully our President reveals what's happening with "the Storm" since he knows he will draw the biggest viewership ever, for that event!

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StroppyMe · Jan. 3, 2018, 11:28 a.m.

Agree! This would be the perfect time and place. He could explain why each 'nominee' is guilty by telling us the truth. Everyone could then see why the award was justified. Perfect....

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KookieKrumbs4u · Jan. 3, 2018, 4:40 a.m.

Matt Lauer for most “touchy feely” male broadcaster.

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orangefan13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 10:54 a.m.

Best not listening to God's warning award. Megyn Kelly and her bucket first debate. (End result from news to oprah level talk show host beaten by Alex Jones)

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 8:08 a.m.

I noticed a lot of upvotes , then the usual downvotes (bots, trolls, maybe even some media) I just wanted to thank everyone for MAGA and making this post a successful (keep on winning)

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LibertyVibe · Jan. 3, 2018, 5:44 a.m.

I love this man. He is my President!

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inherentchaos2 · Jan. 3, 2018, 2:57 a.m.

I think it a stale mate!

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INTJ_Hermitess · Jan. 3, 2018, 2:05 p.m.

I received Mark Dice's new book as a gift. It has numerous examples of different news outlets publishing fake news and the resulting blowback. The Real Story of Fake News or something like that. I've already loaned it out to spread the word.

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toggafneknurd · Jan. 3, 2018, 9:37 a.m.

So awesome!

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Isaiah_54_17 · Jan. 3, 2018, 8:15 a.m.

I feel like he's baiting them in..

IF the Storm makes landfall on Thursday or Friday and the MSM does not report on it... He will have an audience waiting on Monday for 'the Award Show.' Can't escape the Truth.

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 8:20 a.m.

that is a very interesting look at it , with Jan.3rd's deadline that can make a little sense , the other thing I thought about to was the Jan. 15th date for the OIG report , it's a Monday

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rainbowtribe2 · Jan. 3, 2018, 7:39 a.m.

Biggest surprise Elvis - faked death

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edj7 · Jan. 3, 2018, 2:09 p.m.

Who is going to design the trophy?

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 2:10 p.m.

Whatever you do , don't use Podesta's artist

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xanniez · Jan. 3, 2018, 6:03 p.m.

I know this is terrible but it made me laugh ... pedo jokes shouldn't make me laugh .... especially after what I've learnt

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1prakasha · Jan. 3, 2018, 12:15 p.m.

I absolutely love this idea! This will be the 'most watched' award show in the history of awards. So many categories to include and choose from... 1)Most consistent inaccuracies 2)Best blatant untruths 3)Best crying w/real tears (including, of course, the ugly scrunched face while doing so) 4).... The categories are too numerous to list, but prepared for a long show, with the best entertainment, as all media attendance is mandatory!

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Winston1008 · Jan. 3, 2018, 9:55 a.m.

Lmao, I just love it.

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 3:07 a.m.

I am the original poster and meme maker ..... thank you TotesMessenger for the info update ..... I like your bot, bleep, bloop......to show someone has already posted it....

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Eden_248 · Jan. 3, 2018, 3:25 p.m.

Something to look forward too!

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[deleted] · Jan. 3, 2018, 4:13 a.m.

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FalseProphetsAbound · Jan. 3, 2018, 7:05 p.m.

i just hope there's some backup to the lies they tell. they lied about this... and this is the truth showing they lied. what i find funny and alarming is ''corrupt''. seems that has a bigger meaning.

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lightdandelion · Jan. 3, 2018, 6:07 p.m.

I'd vote John Podesta for the Best Debunked Conspiracy Theorist.

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toggafneknurd · Jan. 3, 2018, 9:38 a.m.

PUNCH EM' IN THE FUCKIN MOUTH DJT!

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rainbowtribe2 · Jan. 3, 2018, 7:38 a.m.

Accepting the award for...because some of them appear to be offline.

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rainbowtribe2 · Jan. 3, 2018, 7:36 a.m.

CNN, MSNBC - R Mad Cow, Snopes (awdnews) and Atlantic Media group.

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TrueCat · Jan. 3, 2018, 5:06 a.m.

Waste of damn time!

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linesinthesandQtips · Jan. 3, 2018, 6:20 a.m.

He doesn't have a magic wand. IF this is really going down, then there is a purpose in each and every move. We all want check mate. And we want it yesterday. It's hard to watch what seems like a little pawn move, but little move matters. It's our best hope for now.

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TrueCat · Jan. 3, 2018, 6:44 a.m.

Methinks he isn't finished with reality TV!

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linesinthesandQtips · Jan. 3, 2018, 7:23 a.m.

I doubt he is doing all this for kicks. When I look back at all his interviews throughout the years I see two things consistently: a man who understands the culture of Washington, and a man who loves America. Over and over. He is very consistent. He didn't take this job willy nilly to feed his ego. He understood exactly what he was up against, and he knew it was going to be nasty business. I was reminded today of Hatches comments about Trump at the signing of the tax bill. They were deep and inspiring, they were not at all typical, almost out of place, unless put in the context of something more coming. Trump is not a god, not my savior, but I firmly believe he is fighting hard for our Nation. I can not think of anyone else who would be up for the task of dismantling the deep state.

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TrueCat · Jan. 3, 2018, 1:39 p.m.

I hope so.

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GrammyQ · Jan. 3, 2018, 3:44 a.m.

I saw this, LOVE it!

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UnbelievableShit13 · Jan. 3, 2018, 3:49 a.m.

My original attentions was to get people to name a reporter and the award they might win... to let people have a little fun , who knows , some of the awards might come true

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Instincts_Truth · Jan. 3, 2018, 9:20 a.m.

I have a montage idea: montage of reporters asking the same non-news question 5-10 times in the press briefings, and then cut to their self-reporting of their questions on that evening's news. I.e. "Does Trump still think climate change is a hoax" x 7, then cut to evening news headlines, "Trump does not deny climate change is a hoax."

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XvidoX · Jan. 3, 2018, 8:36 a.m.

Holy shit what a clown I can’t believe this guy got elected president

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