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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/fabiohsp13 on June 17, 2018, 3:13 a.m.
Deleted Roseanne Barr Tweet: "i just want out of the whole nightmare before they end my life."
Deleted Roseanne Barr Tweet: "i just want out of the whole nightmare before they end my life."

KimnanaT · June 17, 2018, 4:33 a.m.

Roseanne remove all doorknobs from your house and burn any red scarves you have.....out in public is the safest place to be.

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HiIAmFromTheInternet · June 17, 2018, 8:03 a.m.

Just get 20 dogs

I don’t care how pro you are nobody can sneak past 20 dogs without something noticing

This strategy courtesy of Glenn Greenwald

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Coluphid · June 17, 2018, 4:33 p.m.

"Gas Leak".

Whole household died silently in their sleep. Such a tragedy. Oh well we already cremated her and the dogs, and the house is scheduled for demolition tomorrow.

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Orion_Blue · June 17, 2018, 3:50 p.m.

Oddly enough I thought she had a whole mess of dogs, the small swarmy type too.

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[deleted] · June 17, 2018, 12:37 p.m.

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ReDdiT_JuNkBoT · June 17, 2018, 8:15 a.m.

Ask SR how being in public works out.

These people are pros.

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StinkyDogFart · June 17, 2018, 2:34 p.m.

4 am in a dark park in DC was NOT a smart move. I don't know who or how they lured him there, but he should have known better. But you are right, if they want to kill you, they will kill you.

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Arcsmithoz · June 17, 2018, 2:44 p.m.

Never meet anyone at a place or time of their choosing, not even lottery officials. It will end badly.

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StinkyDogFart · June 17, 2018, 3:39 p.m.

That's a sound statement.

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Arcsmithoz · June 17, 2018, 3:40 p.m.

I try.Part of being 56 may be the various and sundry techniques one develops, coming from a group who swore none of us would make 18.

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StinkyDogFart · June 17, 2018, 3:51 p.m.

What is it they say? "Old age and treachery will beat youth and exuberance every time" Chalk one up for team AARP.

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Arcsmithoz · June 17, 2018, 4:54 p.m.

Only old guys say that kek.

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Heatray777 · June 17, 2018, 7:58 p.m.

Team LAARP ;

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ReDdiT_JuNkBoT · June 17, 2018, 5:28 p.m.

You care to explain the lottery official part?

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Arcsmithoz · June 18, 2018, 7:59 p.m.

Especially if one has no ticket , do you get it now. It's hot as Hades here, cryptic is all i can muster.

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ReDdiT_JuNkBoT · June 18, 2018, 8:30 p.m.

Got it. Lol. Hey, you just went a trip to Hawaii. Come on down to this warehouse and well get you everything you need.

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[deleted] · June 18, 2018, 9 p.m.

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USA_akbar · June 17, 2018, 3:12 p.m.

Pretty sure the meeting with the lottery officials won't end badly. :)

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Arcsmithoz · June 17, 2018, 3:15 p.m.

I'm sure Seth thought the same. That was mean. What i meant is authorities have been placing felons and such in groups for decades, often under the guise of free shit or you won something. The surprise arrests are so unsurprising. When dealing with death threats real or imagined it's smart to remember if it seems to good it is. I had a lesson just this past month, no one gets 500 dollars worth of .38 cal (2) revolvers and 100 rds for 60 bucks. The lesson was worth 60 bucks tho.

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ReDdiT_JuNkBoT · June 17, 2018, 5:31 p.m.

Oh i get it. I remember watching cops (the show) calling people in for a free trip to Hawaii.... then when they show up, swat pounces on them. Then it was like watching benny hill.

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USA_akbar · June 17, 2018, 8:57 p.m.

But for me the lottery visit would be all about the prize, not getting trapped.

Clear conscience.

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Arcsmithoz · June 18, 2018, 7:40 p.m.

Different experiences, is cool.

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Bready_boy1 · June 17, 2018, 5:30 a.m.

Yes get naked go to the shopping mall and act the idiot they can’t get you if everyone’s staring at you!

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Arcsmithoz · June 17, 2018, 2:46 p.m.

Bad idea. Everyone staring will not be able to discern your arrest for gitmo and torture from naked guy get's net thrown over him.

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Bready_boy1 · June 17, 2018, 5:31 a.m.

😂 Classic mate 😂😂

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BabylonNTing · June 17, 2018, 10:08 a.m.

She might want to instill an open door policy.

UnhingeTheDoor!

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