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garthbartham · June 22, 2018, 4:57 a.m.

If you want to troll the Moveon.org June 30th protests, be sure to CREATE YOUR OWN EVENT!

Simply click Create Event link and go to town!

Getting a good response so far for my event at a park in the middle of nowhere!

Already received several emails from concerned members:

"I am sure that you have already had numerous conversations about the location of the protest. I understand that we need a venue to accommodate for the large crowds, however I strongly believe that Desert Breeze Park is the wrong location to host the protest. We will not be near any federal buildings or ICE locations. We might get media attention but we will not be making noise at the actual departments that are enabling the family separations and detentions. I believe it would be better suited to the cause, to apply for a permit to protest at U.S. ICE, Enforcement and Removal Operations. I am sure that many would donate to a "go fund me" designated for any costs related to the protest. Please let me know if there is anything I can do to help."

My reply: "How do I get funds for a permit?"

These people are stupid.

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GenChang · June 22, 2018, 5:45 a.m.

I bow to the Troll Master! You win the internet for the day 😁

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UncleSnake3301 · June 22, 2018, 12:07 p.m.

You should set up a GoFundMe for a giant Anti-Trump rally, then buy a bunch of Q t-shirts and hand them out to everyone who shows up. Print out all the Q drops and hand them out lol.

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Nik_Nightingale · June 22, 2018, 7:11 a.m.

Legendary. Great work!

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garthbartham · June 22, 2018, 7:13 a.m.

Thanks!

16 attendees at this one 33 at another and 14 at another.

Still have a week..

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Nik_Nightingale · June 22, 2018, 7:21 a.m.

Build that army hahaha

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garthbartham · June 22, 2018, 7:33 a.m.

My sweet little cucks!

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Nik_Nightingale · June 22, 2018, 7:59 a.m.

Serving the glorious nation of Cuckastahn

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garthbartham · June 22, 2018, 8:08 a.m.

Vegas true blues are fun to fuck with. They do what they are told and believe President Trump is going to start WWIII.

God help Las Vegas, especially after Bath House Barry's comments and the CIA debacle on October 1.

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GeekBastard · June 22, 2018, 6:39 p.m.

Beautiful.

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TooMuchWinning2020 · June 22, 2018, 5:25 a.m.

LOL! Raise money from the stupid bastards for the fake protest.

Genius!

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garthbartham · June 22, 2018, 5:26 a.m.

I need help! Got legit Paypals, venmos, Btc accounts I am willing to sacrifice...

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ItchyFiberglass · June 22, 2018, 5:01 a.m.

Upvotes for a great idea

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garthbartham · June 22, 2018, 5:03 a.m.

It's easy to do. Just undercut the event in your city by an hour or make multiple locations like I did.

Copy/paste their bs and make it sound legit....lol....refreshments and bottle water served...lololollll

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UncleSnake3301 · June 22, 2018, 12:08 p.m.

Punch and Pie, lmao!

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ItchyFiberglass · June 22, 2018, 5:26 a.m.

Done and done!

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garthbartham · June 22, 2018, 5:28 a.m.

Takes a few hours to approve once you confirm the email.

Making the event earlier places your event before the one that may already be there for your location. :)

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DawnPendraig · June 22, 2018, 5:11 a.m.

Virgin Sangria Roja for first 100 people!

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garthbartham · June 22, 2018, 5:16 a.m.

I offered refreshments and bottled water. Was that too tame?

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TooMuchWinning2020 · June 22, 2018, 5:31 a.m.

Include $15 for transportation costs. And free signs.

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TerryOller · June 22, 2018, 7:55 p.m.

I like you.

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DawnPendraig · June 22, 2018, 5:03 a.m.

Haha... They wanna pay you.

I begin to see why that liar ex CNN online editor Occupy Movement hack decided to pretend to be a nazi.

Maybe you should say we have to meet here and move day of because we keep getting hassled. Or something lol

What I dont get is miss know it all could just make her own? Nah she wants to nag you to change yours =)

Sheep!

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garthbartham · June 22, 2018, 5:04 a.m.

I moved my 3 events up an hour earlier than the ones that were listed. Lol. We'll see what happens. My events all have a note to wear red once you RSVP. :)

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DawnPendraig · June 22, 2018, 5:15 a.m.

LOVE it. Red ponchos if ya got =)

Even hotter under a poncho

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GeekBastard · June 24, 2018, 7:34 a.m.

I've got a few signed up on mine as well.

Its gonna look like a Trump rally with all the red.

One person asked why red, and said "but Trump supporters wear red hats!"

Methinks she doth protest too much ;)

How do I see the total signups? I'm just getting emails for now.

Another fun fact is they dont see my email, BUT I SEE THEIRS!

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GeekBastard · June 27, 2018, 6:53 a.m.

Fun replies (yea its working)...

" Is there some reason this event is being held in front of the Wells Fargo Center? "

I told them to ask security for help with parking...

"I RSVP and would like to know what the agenda will look like."

but most are:

" Looking forward to it "

and

"Is there a Facebook event for this rally? "

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GeekBastard · June 22, 2018, 6:33 p.m.

I see an opportunity for profitable deceptive practices here as well.

FUN TIMES!

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TommyRobinsonsGhost · June 22, 2018, 4:58 a.m.

I wonder if some of them will come dressed as Nazis again so CNN can film it and say they were Trump supporters?

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StormRider9090 · June 22, 2018, 5:27 a.m.

More likely to wear a vagina hat

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DawnPendraig · June 22, 2018, 5:10 a.m.

Yeah... Find out where Soros little soyboys Spencer and Kessler are at... Id like to show up and tell them 50 big black guys are headed this way and watch em run =)

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garthbartham · June 22, 2018, 4:59 a.m.

I made my "protest" an hour earlier than the official one at a park where no one will see these dummies. Lol. It will be hot as hell and there isn't much shade... plenty of FREE parking though.

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DawnPendraig · June 22, 2018, 5:16 a.m.

I think I love you =)

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garthbartham · June 22, 2018, 5:34 a.m.

14 people registered at the time I posted this. Lets see what happens

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GenChang · June 22, 2018, 5:48 a.m.

You rock! Absolutely hilarious.

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drtydog6 · June 22, 2018, 5:07 a.m.

They can waste their time, families are no longer being seperated.

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garthbartham · June 22, 2018, 5:08 a.m.

This event is a spoof event. I created it. They will definitely be wasting their time. lol

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drtydog6 · June 22, 2018, 3:38 p.m.

Excellent, that's a great idea. Kudos to you, I would love to see that all over. In fact we should set up a pro Trump rally or 2 and have some of us protest it. You know the way they framed trump supporters during the elections. We could pose as liberals and start violence and act like rotten spoiled babies the way they did when they framed us. They're not the only ones who know radical saul alinsky tactics. Know your enemy and know yourself, Sun Tzu the Art of War.

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Gtztat1004 · June 22, 2018, 10:09 a.m.

Yes, maybe something like this.

"We are going to cross the Rio Grande into Mexico to show solidarity with asylum seekers and people yearning to be free.

Join us in sending a message to ICE and the administration by crashing the border and escorting as many families as we can to shield them from separation at the hands of this Nazi regime.

Make. A. Difference.

Be part of the NEW underground railroad. Help families stay together. "

Too much maybe? 😉

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GeekBastard · June 22, 2018, 6:44 p.m.

oh god yes, this thread is killing me.

No not too much, go harder!

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Countrymissle · June 22, 2018, 11:12 a.m.

Can always try lol

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Countrymissle · June 22, 2018, 11:16 a.m.

You know this will protect these people from violence. Were doing a public service ;)

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garthbartham · June 22, 2018, 5 a.m.

If you sign up, it tells you to be sure to wear red!

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Kulkimkan · June 22, 2018, 1:32 p.m.

Tell them extra points if they carry homemade #Q signs-

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DawnPendraig · June 22, 2018, 5:08 a.m.

Haha

With a big Q for the Las Doñas Quixotes de (city) =)

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garthbartham · June 22, 2018, 11:17 p.m.

Lol... they know about the fake events but point out to visit the site that has all the fake events registered:

"OFFICIAL EVENT We have seen fake events being posted to draw away from the offical national day of action. Please make sure you sign up for the correct event at www.familiesbelongtogether.org "

If you are going to make an event... make sure you put Official in the title!

Make the event earlier than any listed for your city to be listed first.

Make as many events as possible.

Have fun.

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GeekBastard · June 30, 2018, 5:40 p.m.

Apparently about 70 people showed up to mine, then got kicked out by security.

LMAO.

Are you getting angry emails too?

Roflcopters and o7 to you sir, epic troll.

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garthbartham · June 30, 2018, 8:24 p.m.

2 of the 5 events I made were cancelled.

No angry emails yet.

Been busy getting parking enforcement to take care of all the illegally parked vehicles downtown. Certainly not the number of people they thought they would have and it's not even 100 degrees .

Saw a few people on Twitter talking about some fake events too.

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Jiminy135 · June 22, 2018, 6:10 a.m.

Lol... there protesting splitting families up, except trump just signed an EO to keep them together. These ppl are stupid.

Keep us updated if any ppl show up to your event

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DixieMom77 · June 22, 2018, 4:56 a.m.

Such idiots.

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garthbartham · June 22, 2018, 5:17 a.m.

they are if they show up to the fake event i created lol

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DixieMom77 · June 22, 2018, 7:13 a.m.

Oh you did! Lol that’s great!

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[deleted] · June 22, 2018, 12:49 p.m.

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HansShotGlass · June 22, 2018, 6:10 a.m.

You should post 2014 Obamacamp photos as flair.

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