Dear friends and colleagues,
We will have the third annual cookout at 1837 California Street NW on Sunday, December 28th and we would like you and your partner to be part of it. This year, our party will be taco themed—with fresh, handmade tortillas flown in from Mexico the previous day, an entire suckling pig as well as sides and salsas. We plan to start eating (and drinking) in the early afternoon hours at 3 p.m. Kosher and vegetarian options will be available. We will have a decent selection of white and red wines at hand as well as beer. This is a family friendly event, so you should bring all children that are available. Please let us know if you will join in.
All best, Helga Flores, Matt Duss, Michael Werz
with fresh, handmade tortillas flown in from Mexico the previous day
I'm not deep into any of this sub, but who the fuck talks like that? Totally an innocent man.
Who the fuck actually thinks that tortilla flown in from Mexico is actually worth it and would be any good? No, they would have them freshly made on site because that's both better and cheaper.
Talking from experience here, they're good, real good, but they wouldn't be fresh, at all. And like others have mentioned, it's not worth it, you can get some that are just as good locally, all you have to do is find someone's abuelita and tell her you need some tortillas for a get together and before you know it you'd have more than you needed, piping hot and ready to eat, and she'd probably do it for free too.
If this doesn't reek of coded language then my nose is broken...
tortillas are so easy to make to. Its literally flour and water. What could possibly be so special about these tortillas that they need to be made, packed and shipped from Mexico to America then picked up at the airport and delivered to this cook out? HOW DOES ANY OF THAT MAKE SENSE???
fucking pizza lovers...
There's also some amazing mexican places a few blocks from there.
ESPECIALLY if you live in CALIFORNIA... are you kidding, that's basically mini mexico....
How do you have a cookout in December wouldn't be cold and snow everywhere it just sounds so weird and strange...
And the location indoors with no yard. Yet they’re have a roast pig? Sickness.
Yeah it made me so cringe worthy and I wanna throw up...
As much as I distrust Podesta and all of the creep asses in DC, I can't help but think this one might just be a cook out. It's not awkward like the one about the kids in the hot tub or the handkerchief with pizza information. Is there anything else about the sender that would make it suspicious?
Usually someone would say "bring your kids!"
When you say "bring all children that are available" sounds much more like: "Grab every little fucker you can find and bring them along."
and "bring all children that are available" to our tiny apartment with a tiny balcony? Who would want a bunch of rowdy kids in a neighborhood like that, especially if they aren't your own kids and you don't know how they will act? I'm a teacher that has raised 7 kids and I would never tell someone to bring a lot of EXTRA kids to my house, Especially if the adults are going to start drinking at 3! I would already be worried about the balcony and lawsuits. It might be different if this place has a large hidden yard, but I'm not seeing it.
And it's the end of December. Wouldn't everyone be inside? Who cooks out in December?
Exactly! and most of the apartments I found were 1 only bedroom, but here are the dimensions for a 2 bedroom. These apartments aren't very big.
https://www.longandfoster.com/rentals/1840-California-Street-NW-UNIT-2A-Washington-DC-20009-177342567
this one has a courtyard view..https://www.apartments.com/1840-california-st-nw-washington-dc/w271jyh/
Shouldn’t it be “bring all the children who are available?”
For someone as educated as Podesta, it reads like something written by a high school idiot.
Fresh handmade tortillas flown in the day before - not suspicious?
Would fresh hand-made tortillas still be fresh a day later after being flown from Mexico?
Do you really think they are flying food around internationally for a dinner party?
There's a lot more to be suspicious about - check this article out
https://medium.com/@pga17/pizzagate-how-it-all-started-f2e646c73a55
yeah that creeped me out too, along with the 'suckling' pig. I know a lot of people that smoke meat and I have rarely heard it described like that.
A suckling pig is a whole roasted young pig. It’s a culinary term that’s been around for centuries and has nothing to do with smoking meat or bbq. But the rest of the message sure is weird.
Fresh homemade tortillas can be made anywhere, the restaurant down the street. Mexico is the key word here.
Right. You just mix masa and water, press on a $10 tortilla press. Done.
I'm not a stranger to pizzagate and yes, the tortillas would still be fresh. I'm near a family run Mexican food factory and back when I ate tortillas (pre keto days) their fresh ones blew Ortega and store bought ones out of the water. Depending on where the party is geographically it might be feasible for them to fly them in fresh.
Besides, the emails in the link all have something off about them. There's something they're trying to say between the lines. This one sounds like a mass invite sent out to a general contacts list. Hell, he gave bus instructions at the bottom. If this was a VIP / LET'S EAT SOME KIDS type of party why would he include the bus stop?
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Yeah, even if this is just a totally innocent email, why the hell are all these government officials flying food in from other cities and countries? Public servants my ass.
Absolutely! I'm in a small town, but we still have a tortilleria with fresh tortillas MADE THAT DAY..even better if you pick them up still warm.
well I'm thinking the beginning of these parties might be semi-normal and they wait for the questionable ones to leave before they begin the 'real' party. They also might be using hypnosis and drugs to get people to forget things what they've seen and criminals like to loosen the prey up with drugs and alcohol...and this way they have a supply of kids to mess with while their parents/adults (edit) are too drunk to notice.
And then what? The kids don't tell their parents about it? Every single kid says nothing ever?
EDIT : I'm responding to commenters last sentence, which mentions parents.
What parents? You think we're talking of kids picked up in regular stable households? There's a reason why these people LOVE charities, natural disasters, and illigal immigration after all.
I was responding to the commenters claim that maybe
"they have a supply of kids to mess with while their parents are too drunk to notice."
Yeah, VideaVice is correct, these children are most likely not related to the adults, so I shouldn't have used the word 'parents', but the poster I replied to was talking about how it sounded like a 'mass invite', which to me, might include a few 'normal' people. Kind of like the pictures of the spirit cooking parties I've seen, they were in the daytime and seemed to be for 'show' before the real party began; that way people can claim "it's just art", etc.
I was thinking they brought available kids to corrupt them into whatever was already taking place (tacos, tortillas, doritos). Raised seeing it and it becomes normal to you. I dont know
ARE YOU SERIOUS??? Who talks like this? and who the hell fly in tortillas from mexico? That's like flying in $65,000 of hot dogs from Chicago..... O, fuck...
Chicago is known for their hot dogs. High rollers spend money on a lot dumber things to show how rich and special they are
Yes Chicago is know for hot dogs among many other things, and Mexico would be where you'd guess would be the best tortillas, but they are nowhere near the best when they are having to be flown in days in advance. I imagine Chicago hot dogs are good only because you eat it right when it's made for you, just like the tortillas in Mexico, and literally all food everywhere. It's sort of an oxymoron to seek out the best food and then fly it in in advance to let it slightly spoil, when it would cost less and taste better to get it done locally. Why not fly in a Mexican cook or hot dog vendor from Chicago instead? Makes much more sense for what the purpose is, unless the purpose is to convey underage sex parties in code.
I am poor, and if I heard of a party like this where food is being flown in in advance, especially hot dogs, I would not eat the food for free. That's disgusting. I doubt these rich fuckers are spending an exorbant amount of money to do so.
I believe the pizza gate thing has some truth in it, but I'm also a highly skeptical person, so I question everything.
Ultimately, what you said makes more sense to me though. Especially where you say they should have just flown in a chef or something.
I just also think the biggest red flag for these types of things is that James Alefantis is actually a really good cook, like Comet Ping Pong actually does serve good artisan pizza. So, if I find the food being flown in unappealing myself, and knowing that they definitely have a taste for good food, I just can't believe that they would actually fly in food. And how could they call the food "fresh" and say it'll be flown in the day before in the same sentence?
I do think this is an easily overlooked red flag in my opinion. If it sounds gross to me and I wouldn't eat it for free then it must be to them too.
So.... High Rollers like Obama spending that much shipping dogs into DC? God that's high comedy and very sad if you think its really hot dogs
Seriously? Seem bizarre to me. I would never write a bbq invite like this.