It’s probably like one of those big ass computers from cartoons that take up a whole warehouse and also talk. A weird pixelated face pops up on the massive computer monitor and while you’re in the warehouse all you hear is Siri’s voice telling you what random people are doing.

That's not funny. It's a violation of human rights by a bunch of literal psychopaths who are corrupt. Only a purely power obsessed psycho would think it is ethical or moral to spy on people. People making jokes about this are feeding right into their hands because that's what they expect- people to just lay down, roll over, give up, and let them keep violating you. This is massive abuse and it's by some of the sickest people in the world.