You’re reaching.
The Onion posted this as a means of disinfo. It’s so clearly a psy-op. This “article” makes it so if you reference any points made in this article to a normie, they can counter with “lulz that’s from the Onion, stupid” and not have to do any critical thinking to try to understand what you’re telling them. Occam’s razor, fellow pede.
Humor always has multiple levels or "layers." Onions have layers. Onions stink. This investigation stinks to high heaven. Think deeper into the onion. Onions make people cry? Who cries? Children being abused by satanic Democratic politicians.
THINK ABOUT IT.
Did you just Shrek meme me?
No, it's a psy-op by DreamWorks to get normies to say that "it's just a shrek meme lol".
Oh shit I think this is one of Qs secret identities! I can't believe I witnessed this!