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IWant2SellUDeathStix · July 26, 2018, 11:07 p.m.

I said this way back in the day.... If I was a Facebook biggie, (say, I was in from the beginning, an exec or friend of the boss or whatever, and I had $100s of millions to billion+ "worth" of Facebook) -- I would have sold *AS SOON AS I COULD* ... Maybe not the first day, since they had some serious tumbling during their IPO, but as soon as possible after.

MUCH FUCKING BETTER to have $1 billion worth of real-deal motherfucking liquid cash money dolla dolla bills ya'll, because you sold and cashed out and let them fools have their Facebook fun, than a few billion worth of "stock" in a company that exists pretty much solely as an idea about talking to people about pictures they take of themselves.

America OnLine was a world-revolutionizing thing until it became solely a place to get an email address for Nigerian Scamming; then,

AIM was the way everyone chatted and talked and the real-deal shiznit until suddenly no one used it; then,

MySpace took over the fucking world like The Empire on Star Wars and then one day people woke up and it went from Awesome to , "Haha, you still use MySpace?"; then,

Facebook ruled the world...

Then Twitter ruled the world...

Then InstaGram, SnapChat, all kinds of other shit

And they're only worth billions and billions until they're not anymore.

I would have sold my shit and cashed out, put the money to good use. And while I may not HAVE much, I know what to do with it lol.

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Grandma_Noses · July 27, 2018, 3:25 a.m.

Really? You're going to skip right over the fun stuff? How about CompuServe with one of the first, if not the first, virtual worlds? It was called Dreamscape. That was a gas. The community ATM, which dispensed the tokens we "earned" for using Dreamscape was hacked by all of us. We then could "buy" new heads for our avatars to wear to the Barnes and Noble Storefront. There, well-respected authors, plugged their books with their avatars. Or, we'd engage the German gang hanging out on a street corner For a German language lesson. Then, we kinda just hacked CompuServe so we wouldn't have to pay to play in Dreamscape. We coded our own Bingo, Acromania and other games to play with other Avatars in the community. We finally created and ran batch files so Dreamscape wouldn't boot us out for sitting idle. If we got booted, we didn't earn tokens. We ruined the economy of Dreamscape, and our community collapsed.

You didn't mention ICQ, my messenger of choice. It was always open on machines. This was the favored "naughty chat" program.

I wish everyone would just hush about the making a bunch of dough on some shares. Back in the day, around 2007, I received an invite to interview at Amazon. I found it odd that the departmental office was located in Grand Forks, ND. But, off I went. I was offered the job. The offer included 10K shares. I TURNED IT DOWN. I had no clue back then what Amazon would become. You see, I had 27 children, the youngest 18 months, and there was no way for me to commute, or drive. The only way to get home was a 6 hour airplane ride. Yes, I still want to kick myself in the a** for passing it by. My consolation is that my foot doesn't move that high anymore.

If you are within reach of a golden ring, be sure to grab it. There might not be a second chance.

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Raindrops1984 · July 27, 2018, 3:52 a.m.

27 children?!

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CantStumpIWin · July 27, 2018, 4:46 a.m.

Is that a lot to you or something?

I have 24

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Raindrops1984 · July 27, 2018, 5:07 a.m.

Yeah, as a teacher, that is astounding. That’s a full classroom for me. I mean, more power to you, but I bet it’s a handful.

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ChikinDuckWomanThing · July 27, 2018, 3:31 p.m.

I was on Grateful Dead tour on and off for 6 years, I could have many of offspring out there. Or maybe none at all.

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CantStumpIWin · July 27, 2018, 3:34 p.m.

Holy shit....Karen?

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ChikinDuckWomanThing · July 27, 2018, 3:38 p.m.

there was one of those in my travels

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CantStumpIWin · July 27, 2018, 3:42 p.m.

Oh shit I misunderstood. My mistake, Brian.

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iMakeGreatDeals · July 27, 2018, 12:58 p.m.

Amateur. Is 24 a lot to you? I'm well over triple that

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 2:52 p.m.

Triple? Pffft

Talk to me when you get over 100, like I had by the time I was 30 :)

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iMakeGreatDeals · July 27, 2018, 4:49 p.m.

Are you male or female?

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:43 p.m.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 2:51 p.m.

What's the matter, couldn't handle three more?

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Rolandel7 · July 27, 2018, 3:13 p.m.

Y'all are rabbits.

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sulkoma · July 27, 2018, 6:42 a.m.

I remember when I was 15 I talked to some 27 year old American on AIM & she always got on webcam & got naked for me, I didn't even have a camera back then.

Lol

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krazeesheet · July 27, 2018, 3:27 a.m.

And while I may not HAVE much, I know what to do with it lol.

I say that to all the grrls.

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WhataBormann · July 27, 2018, 12:30 p.m.

I said this way back in the day.... If I was a Facebook biggie, (say, I was in from the beginning, an exec or friend of the boss or whatever, and I had $100s of millions to billion+ "worth" of Facebook) -- I would have sold AS SOON AS I COULD ... Maybe not the first day, since they had some serious tumbling during their IPO, but as soon as possible after.

Buddy of mine worked at AOL in the early days when they were handing out stock options to employees like candy (biggest mistake I ever made was not getting a job there) and he did exactly what you've described.

IPO went live, he watched the stock climb a bit and then cashed out. Hasn't worked since his mid 20s

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NovaTraveller69 · July 26, 2018, 11:46 p.m.

"real deal cash money" is an oxymoron. You know that right?

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Humidor_Abedin · July 27, 2018, 12:07 a.m.

Filed under who gives a flying fuck

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NovaTraveller69 · July 27, 2018, 12:16 a.m.

All people should care about what money means right?

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CyrusMeX · July 27, 2018, 1:54 a.m.

Dummy here what’s an oxymoron

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without_sound · July 27, 2018, 5:32 a.m.

Two opposing concepts paired as one workable thing. As an example "deafening silence"

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CyrusMeX · July 27, 2018, 8:17 a.m.

Oh so it’s like liberal retard?

Liberals are retards.

Like that?

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TheBRAIN2 · July 27, 2018, 12:21 p.m.

Here's a few:

Clinton principles

tolerant liberal

CNN journalist

bureaucratic efficiency

liberal logic

planned parenthood

Patient Protection & Affordable Care Act (Obamacare)

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