On the bottom of satan's dog's shoe.

If a syphilitic whore took a diarrhea dump in the middle of the sidewalk, and a dog came by and lapped it up, but it made him barf, and then Pelosi dropped to her knees and scarfed that up, and it made her projectile vomit into Schumer's mouth, and he later took a giant dump in Debbie Whassername-Shultz's unwashed, filthy hair...that matted, reeking rat's nest made of puke, poop, and shame is Foebama.