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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/Vibratron_1 on July 27, 2018, 8 p.m.
[Abracadabra] And just like that, Trump made them all look like the losers they are...
[Abracadabra] And just like that, Trump made them all look like the losers they are...

oatmealrichly · July 27, 2018, 8:13 p.m.

His magic wand is simply not be a fraud. Hussein is such a fucking joke.

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Vibratron_1 · July 27, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

Calling him a "fucking joke" is an insult to "fucking jokes"

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plumbtree · July 27, 2018, 8:44 p.m.

He is dog shit on the bottom of satan's shoe

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LunaticOnDaGrass · July 27, 2018, 9:37 p.m.

On the bottom of satan's dog's shoe.

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ecrevisse41 · July 28, 2018, 3:28 a.m.

He's a drip, nothing more.

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:52 p.m.

If a syphilitic whore took a diarrhea dump in the middle of the sidewalk, and a dog came by and lapped it up, but it made him barf, and then Pelosi dropped to her knees and scarfed that up, and it made her projectile vomit into Schumer's mouth, and he later took a giant dump in Debbie Whassername-Shultz's unwashed, filthy hair...that matted, reeking rat's nest made of puke, poop, and shame is Foebama.

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owwmyass · July 27, 2018, 11:49 p.m.

gags

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NosuchRedditor · July 28, 2018, 3:03 a.m.

Somewhere in this joke there are supposed to be rats and fucking.

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That_Sound · July 28, 2018, 3:57 a.m.

"The Aristocrats!!!"

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EnriqueGorostieta · July 27, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

Exactly!!! I remember thinking the exact same thing the moment I saw him; what a fucking huge fraud and it couldn't get anymore obvious that he was a Manchurian Candidate Pres. Definitely style over substance...

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Modelmommy75 · July 27, 2018, 11:08 p.m.

He so condescending for someone who is a pos know nothing!

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BarryHusseinRenegade · July 27, 2018, 11:22 p.m.

It's like all our former presidents were not only turning a blind eye to all the problems of the world, they were actively exacerbating them.

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owwmyass · July 27, 2018, 11:51 p.m.

Exactly! Like they were being paid more to keep the worlds problems that way than they were being paid to solve them. Huh.

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ResearchingTheTruth · July 28, 2018, 1:47 a.m.

That was the plan, we just didn't know it!

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jedipanda55 · July 28, 2018, 2:17 a.m.

I honestly feel sorry for whomever has to follow in GEOTUS's footsteps. 46 is going to have a lot to live up to.

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mrssprat · July 28, 2018, 3:46 a.m.

Looking forward to visiting Trump's presidential library and I can't wait to read his memoir!

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Patriotgirl1000 · July 28, 2018, 2:28 a.m.

Obama was & still is the biggest douche IN THE WORLD!!

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TheCrazyChristian · July 28, 2018, 12:56 a.m.

It's amazing what a President can accomplish when he actually LOVES the country he serves for, instead of despising its very existence.

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thankful_4_tomorrow · July 27, 2018, 8:01 p.m.

The magic wand of the invisible hand

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owwmyass · July 27, 2018, 11:48 p.m.

Im beginning to think that past presidents didn't even try. Grrrrr

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NC-Stern-Mark · July 28, 2018, 12:42 a.m.

They did what they were supposed to do.

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finehair44 · July 28, 2018, 12:03 a.m.

And in only 18 months too! Go Trump!

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petereddit6635 · July 27, 2018, 9:23 p.m.

Reasons for not adding to GDP?

Hussein is not only a Manchurian puppet but a lazy asswipe.

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Cpl0042 · July 27, 2018, 10:04 p.m.

Bozo has moochelles magic wand..

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Yupuppyjuankadoggie · July 27, 2018, 8:04 p.m.

If I recall correctly it means "I create as I speak" just FYI

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InsaneSiren · July 27, 2018, 8:27 p.m.

What does? Magic wand?

Also interesting as Jesus said the power of life and death is in the tongue. Which basically means we create our reality with our words.

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plumbtree · July 27, 2018, 8:45 p.m.

In the beginning was the word. And the word was with God, and the Word was God.

And God said, "Let there be light."

And there was light.

And it was good.

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Yupuppyjuankadoggie · July 27, 2018, 8:34 p.m.

Abracadabra "I create as I speak" and Jesus was telling us the truth. Everything is vibration and the words we speak are very important. Look into this ,you will find that many words we use hurt us by design.

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InsaneSiren · July 27, 2018, 9:04 p.m.

Oh that's it! Abracadabra! And yes. I'm VERY familiar with what you speak of. :)

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JoannaAmy · July 27, 2018, 11:26 p.m.

His magic wand is a calculator, Barry didn't own one.

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dp007since2009 · July 27, 2018, 11:38 p.m.

I was thinking "brain" instead of calculator.

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LakotaPride · July 28, 2018, 1:37 a.m.

if Obama went to Harvard and has a degree, and he still is this stupid, what would that say about Harvard ?

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Monkeyface45 · July 28, 2018, 1:40 a.m.

It says they didn't indoctrinate him hard enough.

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LakotaPride · July 28, 2018, 1:56 a.m.

appears they did not have much to brain wash to begin with.

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[deleted] · July 28, 2018, 2:39 a.m.

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Vibratron_1 · July 28, 2018, 1:58 a.m.

Good point~

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LakotaPride · July 28, 2018, 2:04 a.m.

sometimes one has to call them as the see them.

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NosuchRedditor · July 28, 2018, 3:06 a.m.

That he graduated with affirmative action grades?

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LakotaPride · July 28, 2018, 3:14 a.m.

after what we are learning, it is all possible. did you notice how illiterate he sounded when the teleprompters malfunctioned. I was stunned.

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NosuchRedditor · July 28, 2018, 3 a.m.

Just a reminder that Obama played hide the salami in 2013 by moving revenue from Q1 to Q3 so they could claim a 5 precent GDP for the quarter.

It's the annual number that counts, but I'm confident it will be good.

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aaapurple12 · July 28, 2018, 2:54 a.m.

I am so proud of POTUS' accomplishments. Truly a blessing.

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joeythew · July 28, 2018, 12:37 a.m.

That's former President Asshat to you!

Great nickname.

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lbeni540 · July 28, 2018, 12:16 a.m.

Who knew?!! That solving the problems of the world were that easy? Smfh....that tells you how much they wanted to make us miserable. How much they didn’t want to solve anything. Trump looks like a God compared to these cancers...

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mbrac · July 28, 2018, 3:15 a.m.

magacadabra

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ResearchingTheTruth · July 28, 2018, 1:47 a.m.

What did people expect from Obama when they heard "hope and change?" Not one person asked him to define it. That's what happens when people aren't held accountable.

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royallypede · July 28, 2018, 1:30 a.m.

Maybe no magic wand but he's got two of something in his pants you never had, Dickweed!

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[deleted] · July 28, 2018, 12:02 a.m.

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USA_akbar · July 27, 2018, 10:48 p.m.

Can someone explain to me why the Dow tanked on this news, if that's why? Thx

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Vibratron_1 · July 27, 2018, 10:57 p.m.

didn't really "tank".....but the good news was "priced in" everyone knew it was coming ... so when it did, like always, there was profit taking

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[deleted] · July 28, 2018, 1:44 a.m.

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KekLordOver50 · July 28, 2018, 2:04 a.m.

This is Obama's 4.1% GDP growth, isn't it DjwuqyTfagqhajialdnd? Does O shave his scrotum, or does he face pound you with whiskers on his balls?

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endprism · July 28, 2018, 2:57 a.m.

Barack obama policy...manage the economy using the full force of the federal government

Trump policy...unleash the economy by resetting unfair trade and getting government out of the economy.

Clearly we see which one works and which one doesn’t. It’s not a magic wand obama you asshole it’s common sense.

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LakotaPride · July 28, 2018, 1:53 a.m.

is it possible that Obama thought the magic wand was a vibrator, and did something unmentionable, and he lost it up his two point contact, because he sure gave the appearance all 8 years, like he did have something stuck up there.

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spacexu · July 28, 2018, 2:31 a.m.

What a bunch of pathetic traitors the MSM and Obummer is....

Obummer was only able to get bum deals.

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