The Grebulons are a tragicomic alien race whose collective amnesia and obsession with Earth's trivialities provide the "bleak" ending to Arthur Dent's sandwich-making days on Lamuella.

1. The Amnesiac Reconnaissance

The Grebulons are a missing reconnaissance fleet that has been dormant for millennia. Their ship was struck by a meteorite that was "neatly" aimed—it destroyed the specific part of the computer meant to detect meteorites, as well as the Central Mission Module containing their memories, identities, and orders.

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The Result: They landed on the tenth planet of our solar system, Rupert, with absolutely no idea who they were or what they were supposed to be doing.

Their New Mission: Si…

four sausages together

two separate

three hamburgers, 1 w/cheese

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three hamburgers, 1 on spatula

2+1

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Dear POTUS, here's my list of things that haf to be lowered in price…

#1 chicken tendies

#2 hamburgers

#3 car insurance

#4 toilet paper

#5 cheetos

There may or may not be other items added to this list depending on other fren anons' needs.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Your fren,

Apu

>>24128390

all talk no action like the rest of you failures in here

you probably jerk off to vids of orange man gobbling hamburgers, wishing at the time he was gobbling your tiny wiener instead

As Interim Administrator of Venezuela, I hereby order that citizens consume beer and hamburgers ( or, if they prefer, cheeseburgers) instead of rats, cats and dogs and muddy gutter water.

>>23722124

Beer is $25 a 30 pak

Pot is $40/oz here

Gas is $279

Steak is $25/lb.

Hamburgers w/fries are $15 at a diner….

Chicken leg quarters still.99/lb

‘Hell No!’: UFC’s Dana White Tells ’60 Minutes’ There’s No Such Thing As Being ‘Too Masculine’

JASON COHEN

SEPTEMBER 29, 202510:08 AM ET

UFC President Dana White told “60 Minutes” correspondent Jon Wertheim on Sunday that masculinity isn’t problematic.

White told Wertheim that the UFC fan base tended to be 18 to 34 year-old men, but was expanding globally. When the UFC president added that his company was “definitely unapologetically masculine,” Wertheim asked if that posed a risk and mentioned “toxic masculinity,” prompting White to laugh in his face and ask what the term meant.

WATCH:

“You tell me,” Wertheim said.

“No, you just said it! What’s the definition of toxic?” White asked. “How can somebody be …

Did you catch the symbolism today when Trump hit the streets in D.C.?

“We have great hamburgers cooked by the White House and we have pizza… I’ll eat with you and we’re going to have a little fun… then we’re going to get back to work and we’re going to take care of these criminals”. -DJT

I’ll bet it didn’t cost tens of thousands of dollars to fly those in from Chicago.

Trump made sure all the agents got a good Pizza 🍕 Dinner before they hit the streets of DC tonight.

'You make the country run…': Trump delivers pizza to National Guard working on his DC crackdown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Si4LK-yKAM4

Just a coincidence? Not a chance. They are cleaning up DC, and we know what Pizza meant to m…

TRUMP ABOUT TO SERVE HAMBURGERS AND PIZZA TO THE POLICE

not sure i buy this but here it is

The co-owner of a Donald Trump-themed burger chain in Texas was arrested and is facing deportation after allegedly overstaying his visa and orchestrating “sham” marriage.

Roland Beainy, 28, is one of the masterminds behind Trump Burger, a viral MAGA eatery whose locations feature American flags, buns stamped “TRUMP,” and even an impersonator of the president—who went round asking Latino customers if they had green cards.

The business was founded in 2020 and now has four locations around the Houston area.

While Trump is famously a lover of hamburgers—particularly McDonald’s, where on the campaign trail he once worked a shift—he hasn’t seemed to be a fan of Trump Burger.

The Faye…

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Who remembers Hot n Hunky Burgers in the Castro? One of my …

Feb 23, 2018 … I remember once my brother and I saw a sign in San Francisco that offered 8 hamburgers for $1. We tried them and believe me when I tell you they …

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18 Jun, 2025 16:09

Only a quarter of Ukrainian recruits join army willingly – MP

Mobilization figures also suggest Kiev’s efforts to attract young volunteers are falling short

Fewer than one in four Ukrainian military recruits enlist on their own initiative, with thevast majority entering service through brutal compulsory conscription, a Ukrainian lawmaker has said. Kiev previously offered younger men not subject to the draft perks for volunteering.

Ukraine’s military relies onmandatory enlistment for men aged 25 to 60, enforced by the country’s Territorial Centers of Recruitment and Social Support (TCR), which have been widely criticized for aggressive tactics and abuses. Some units have established offices aimed at attracti…

Preface to King-Kill/ 33: James Shelby Downard's Vision

This excerpt from the essay "King-Kill/33" has been out of print since 1987 and the publication of the first edition of Adam Parfrey's conspiracy anthology, 'Apocalypse Culture.' Subsequent editions of 'Apocalypse Culture' (including the current Feral House edition), do not carry it.

The Campaign for Radical Truth in History (http://www.hoffman-info.com) is pleased to make this excerpt available once again, on the occasion of the 33rd anniversary of the immolation of America's only Catholic president, John Fitzgerald Kennedy. May his surviving murderers be yet brought to justice.

Convicted Mafia hit-man Charles Harrelso…

>>23051310

ribeye, asparagus, mashed potatos

chicken mushroom spinach gravy over mashed potatos

shrimp alfredo over linguine

pork chops, green beans, mac'n'cheese

hamburgers, corn, mac'n'cheese

>>23028499

When did McDonalds stop using human flesh in their hamburgers?

Gee, all I ever got from my school lunch lady was dry hamburgers, tasteless pizza slices, and frozen burritos. Though I must admit, the chili Mac and chocolate cake was on point.

https://www.breitbart.com/crime/2025/05/10/30024639lunch-lady-charged-with-having-sex-with-high-school-senior-between-kitchen-duties/

>>23015616

That's legally his wife and she's now American.

Hamburgers!

>>23007733

When asked if he'll miss his billion-dollar fortune, Gates chuckled.

"No, I won't. I hope I'm still alive when we finish the 20 years, but I will save a little bit to be able to buy hamburgers as much as I need," he said.

n the latest:

Moderna faces suspension in the UK for offering children cash and teddy bears to participate in COVID vaccine trials and misleading regulators about it…Moderna could be banned from selling its products in the UK.

Moderna Faces Ban for Bribing Children to Join Covid ‘Vaccine’ Trials

Children get injected with formaldehyde, aluminum hydroxide, bovine serum, monosodium glutamate, WI-38 human diploid lung fibroblasts, porcine circovirus Type 1 and MRC-5 cells including DNA and protein during a WELLNESS visit to their pediatrician. Additionally, there’s not a single vaccine trial with a randomized, double-blind, placebo control arm.

Not one.

https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/rfk-jr-teases-next-target-af…

n the latest:

Moderna faces suspension in the UK for offering children cash and teddy bears to participate in COVID vaccine trials and misleading regulators about it…Moderna could be banned from selling its products in the UK.

Moderna Faces Ban for Bribing Children to Join Covid ‘Vaccine’ Trials

Children get injected with formaldehyde, aluminum hydroxide, bovine serum, monosodium glutamate, WI-38 human diploid lung fibroblasts, porcine circovirus Type 1 and MRC-5 cells including DNA and protein during a WELLNESS visit to their pediatrician. Additionally, there’s not a single vaccine trial with a randomized, double-blind, placebo control arm.

Not one.

https://www.zerohedge.com/medical/rfk-jr-teases-next-target-af…

>>22978430

Let us not forget, the KM are guilty of murdering millions of people with vaccines, toxic food and much more

Moderna faces suspension in the UK for offering children cash and teddy bears to participate in COVID vaccine trials and misleading regulators about it…Moderna could be banned from selling its products in the UK.

https://slaynews.com/news/moderna-faces-ban-bribing-children-join-covid-vaccine-trials/

Children get injected with formaldehyde, aluminum hydroxide, bovine serum, monosodium glutamate, WI-38 human diploid lung fibroblasts, porcine circovirus Type 1 and MRC-5 cells including DNA and protein during a WELLNESS visit to their pediatrician. Additionally, there’s not a single vaccine trial wi…

>>22964445

>riggwd election day in canuckistan!

Plenty of Tim Horton's donuts and Harvey's Hamburgers.

>>281618

>>>/qresearch/22762169 Video: Bill Shorten says Australia should ‘fight back’ against Trump tariffs - Former senior minister Bill Shorten has waded back into the political discourse, urging Australia to “push back” against Donald Trump’s call to hit Australian steel and aluminium imports with 25 per cent tariffs. While the government will continue negotiating an exemption for Australia, it has ruled out retaliatory tariffs which it argues would hit Australian businesses harder. However Mr Shorten, who officially resigned from parliament in January to become University of Canberra’s vice chancellor, said Australia needed to “consider putting everything on the table to fight back”. He said the aggressive action was ne…

>>22959423

>>22762217 Australia offered Trump critical minerals. This is how he sold us fool’s gold - It’s a lesson Australian diplomats in America learn quickly. Washington DC is no place for subtlety. You need to lay it on thick. So US ambassador Kevin Rudd was effusive late last month as he spoke at a superannuation conference at the Australian embassy on Massachusetts Avenue. Rudd, a prodigious networker, was on a mission to cultivate the man Australian officials had identified as their best hope of influencing Donald Trump’s trade agenda, second only to the president himself, of course. “This is a really important appointment for America and for the world,” Rudd enthused as he introduced Trump’s commerce secretary, Howard …

#40 - Part 63

Australian Politics and Society - Part 21

>>22762619 Trump administration accused of ‘blatant foreign interference’ in Australian universities over questionnaire on DEI and gender - The Trump administration has been accused of “blatant foreign interference” in Australia’s universities after researchers who receive US funding were asked to confirm they aligned with US government interests, including only recognising two genders. The questionnaire, sent to university researchers over the past fortnight, seeks a response within 48 hours to more than 30 questions to support “program determinations”, according to a copy of the questionnaire seen by Guardian Australia. The questions relate to the priorities of the Trump admin…

>>22908524

10 hamburgers for $31.85 +tax

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>>22860277

Trump takes another brutal swipe against Australia in social media tirade

ANTOINETTE MILIENOS - 8 April 2025

Donald Trump has taken yet another swipe at Australia's refusal to accept US beef imports, as he doubles down on his contentious plan to apply widespread tariffs.

Trump last week slapped a ten per cent tariff on Australian goods being exported to the US, including beef, as part of his 'Liberation Day' trade policy to apply reciprocal tariffs on nations that put up barriers to US products.

On Monday, US time, Trump used his social media platform Truth Social to defend his policy against complaints from numerous countries as share markets w…

>>22860277

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Tariffs to make hamburgers far more expensive

The Australian meat lobby has expressed their disappointment at Trump's tariff decision.

The Red Meat Advisory Council chair John McKillop said the USA accounted for a third of Australia's red meat exports.

"Australian beef is in an estimated 6 billion hamburgers consumed each year in the US and this tariff will cost the US consumer an additional US$180 billion (A$287 billion) per year," he said.

"Without Australian lean beef blended with local fatty trim, the US would need to use higher value cuts in their burgers and miss out on valuable export opportunities. This in turn optimises value for US ranchers.&q…

21 Mar, 2025 09:26

Kiev ‘disrespecting citizens’ by using cheeseburgers in military draft – ex-Ukrainian diplomat

The idea of asking people to die for fast food is “overwhelming,” Andrey Telizhenko has told RT

The authorities in Kiev are desperately attempting to lure young citizens into the military with promises of McDonald’s cheeseburgersbecause they have run out of experienced soldiersin the conflict with Russia, former Ukrainian diplomat and parliamentary adviser Andrey Telizhenko has told RT.

The Ukrainian Defense Ministry triggered outrage on social media this week after publishing a clip on its TikTok account, telling potential recruits they could buy 15,625 cheeseburgers for the 1 million hryvnia ($24,000) su…

>>22778006

Those "better hamburgers" are Carls Jr. and if Mexico gets designated a terrorist state they will close.

>>22777973

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum responded to Trump’s threats with a backhand:

"So, you voted to build a wall.

Well, dear Americans, even if geography isn’t your strong suit—since you consider America a country rather than a continent—you should know that beyond that wall, there are 7 billion people.

And since the word 'people' might not resonate with you, let’s call them 'consumers.'

These 7 billion consumers can switch from iPhones to Samsung or Huawei in less than two days.

They can swap Levi’s for Zara or Massimo Dutti and, within six months, replace Ford and Chevrolet with Toyota, KIA, Mazda, Honda, Hyundai, Volvo, Subaru, Renault, or BMW—brands that often out…

>>22657788

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>>22746198

Australia pushes for Trump tariff ‘offer he can’t refuse’

Paul Sakkal - March 16, 2025

Trade Minister Don Farrell has flagged a fresh offer to US President Donald Trump that “he can’t refuse” as he launches new round of talks to reverse last week’s tariff hit and warns Americans about more expensive hamburgers if duties were placed on Australian beef.

The 25 per cent US charge on Australian metals has turned the US-Australia relationship into a key focus for the election to be held in May. The opposition on Sunday said Prime Minister Anthony Albanese was inept for failing to secure a call with Trump leading up to the tariff call.

Government ministers are bracing…

>>22621917

>6 to 9 pounds of cheese a day, plus sticks of butter and other fat that he would add to his daily hamburgers

the hamburgers did this

Fake news to discredit the carnivore diet.

"6 to 9 pounds of cheese a day" and “very extreme amounts of fat and protein” isNOTpart of the carnivore diet yet they lie and connect it with this man.

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Man on carnivore diet has cholesterol of 1,000, sees shocking symptom appear on hands

A man who ate “very extreme amounts of fat and protein” as part of the carnivore diet suddenly developed yellow lumps on the palms of his hands — deposits of excess cholesterol under his skin, his doctor says.

The unnamed patient, who is in his 40s, was eating up to 6 to 9 pounds of cheese a day, plus sticks of butter and other fat that he would add to his daily hamburgers, says Dr. Kostas Marmagkiolis, an interventional cardiologist a…

>>22228815

I was just giving an example of 1 Indian kid since they all work the convenience stores anyways so not like I'll be talking to some other kind of immigrant. Not saying import all of India now. Just saying even if you brought in all sorts of people who already have diplomas and degrees, this is still a positive thing because they'll rise higher quality children and you'll have smart people even working your hamburgers.

Tons of smart people from shitholes willing to come to the West because the lowest paying jobs here pay 10x moar than the highest paying job from where they're from.

Fast Food Restaurants Accepting EBT

Based on the provided search results, here is a list of fast food restaurants that accept EBT (Electronic Benefits Transfer) in California:

Burger King (112 locations in Arizona, California, and Maryland)

Carl’s Jr. (select locations)

McDonald’s (over 115 locations in California)

La Pizza Loca (9 locations)

Louisiana Famous Fried Chicken (at least 12 locations)

PizzaMan Dan’s (9 locations)

Popeyes Louisiana Kitchen (over 70 locations in California)

Primo Burger (5 locations in Los Angeles)

Rally’s Hamburgers (over 25 locations in California)

Sombrero (9 locations, mostly in San Diego)

Subway (over 500 locations in California)

Taco Bell (over 20 locations in Riverside)

…….r u serious right n…

>>22126921

I often wonder if we are of the same species (normies and anons).

Hamburgers are named after a German city.

>>22108336

E. coli outbreak linked to McDonald's is over, CDC says

Why McDonald's Hamburgers Don't Rot

Snowpocalypse Strands Drivers Along I-90 In Lake Erie Area

https://www.zerohedge.com/weather/snowpocalypse-strands-drivers-along-i-90-lake-erie-area

The lake-effect snowstorm that pummeled Great Lakes communities on Friday and into the early morning hours on Saturday has stranded drivers along a large stretch of Interstate 90 in Pennsylvania.

Meteorologist Ryan Maue wrote on X this morning that some towns along Lake Erie could receive feet of snow after this is all over.

Updated weather model dumps 63" of snow in 48 hours on the Tug Hill Plateau. ❄️

📈 3-4 feet more along Lake Erie.

(HRRR 06z) pic.twitter.com/QQWcgob1i0

— Ryan Maue (@RyanMaue) November 30, 2024

Real-time traffic data f…

At the time, Bozo was the hottest children's show on the air. You could probably have sent Pluto the Dog or Dumbo the Elephant over and it would have been equally as successful. But I was there, and I was Bozo. There was something about the combination of hamburgers and Bozo that was irresistible to kids. That's why when Bozo went off the air a few years later, the local McDonald's people asked me to come up with a new character to take Bozo's place. So, I sat down and created Ronald McDonald.

"And then i went back t the White House I love and started throwing hamburgers all over the place"

Harris Is Cratering at the Worst Possible Time

If there is one data point above all that suggests Donald Trump and JD Vance are headed for a resounding victory on Nov. 5, it is this: By a nearly 40-point margin in the polling average, Americans are more inclined to believe the country is currently on the wrong track than the right track. There are other reasons to believe the 45th president is peaking at the best possible time and that dimwitted California commie Kamala Harris is cratering at the worst possible time, but the stubbornness of the right-track/wrong-track polling has surely led to many sleepless nights at Harris-Walz campaign headquarters. It defies common sense for Americans to reelect the vice president from the administrati…

>>21821140

>A lot of fucked up anti God shit.

This is why I have problems with organized religion™. Spirituality is one thing, but the Jewish religion is supremacist in nature and Christians™ gobble this shit up, like hamburgers. I'm one of those people that believes in the whole "Christ is inside you" narrative. That's how WifeAnon explained it to me and we both grew up Catholic. I abhor the Church. I respect God. No one defines my relationship, but me.

Seriously? Do you believe in coincidence?

Deadly E. Coli Linked to McDonald's in 10 States

https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/mcdonalds-e-coli-outbreak/2024/10/22/id/1185056/

E. coli food poisoning linked to McDonald’s Quarter Pounder hamburgers has sickened at least 49 people in 10 states, including one person who died and 10 who were hospitalized, federal health officials said Tuesday.

The death was reported in an older person in Colorado, and one child has been hospitalized with severe kidney complications, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported.

Infections were reported between Sept. 27 and Oct. 11, inColorado, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Oregon, Utah, Wisconsin, and …

>>21812065

McDonald's hamburgers have human meat in them?

>>21807033

I wonder why he chose to work the fry vat instead of flipping burgers?

Is it because some McDonalds hamburgers contain human meat?

McDonalds is complicit in child/human trafficking.

McDonalds has hamburgers made from human meat.

Even my dog refuses to eat a McDonald's hamburger.

Trump does a publicity stunt at a McDonalds using the fry vat.

Libtards love McDonalds

Blacks love McDonalds

The Left have a meltdown over Trump's publicity stunt and they out McDonald's hamburgers as human meat.

>>21800307

>MEAT IS THE GATEWAY DRUG

>DO NOT EAT THE ANIMALS

>ZOMBIE PARASITES [TOXIC ENVIRONMENT]

>YOU WILL SURELY DIE

hotdog, hamburgers, bologna. just dont eat so much and every 3months dont eat anything for 72 hours, starvation kills the parasites

>>21797105

hamburgers then?

>>21728451

I'm not wow'd

like at all

i've eaten cartoon hamburgers with these folks

really fine beings