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New? Use logic and reason when evaluating posts, always

look beyond the content of the post(s) and evaluate intent.

>>2322789 How To Quickly Spot A Clown

>>14089443 Dedicated LARP Bread

NOTABLES Are Not Endorsements

#18477

>>14606620, >>14606623, >>14606657, >>14606990 Cyberninjas will not have access to the routers @1:07:35

>>14606974 HUGE WIN For Arizona Senate: CyberNinjas WILL Access The Routers As Requested – Questions WILL Be Answered

>>14606698, >>14606707, >>14606870, >>14606788, >>14607088, >>14606830 AZ Former Congressman in Arizona, John Shadegg pointed out as AZ's Special Master

>>14607088 The fix is in. Shadegg actively takes money from Facebook and Hickman's Egg Ranch

>>14607325 Out of all the people that the AZ senate could have chosen, they chose the man who takes money from Facebook

>>14606642 Nicki Minaj Exposes the Media Mafia; Posts Private Messages From Reporters Threatening Her Family Members

>>14606687, >>14606711 FDA meeting today. This is why they didn’t approve the boosters today, "We are not bound at FDA by your vote"

>>14606719, >>14607174, >>14607266 Gen Flynn: “[The withdrawal from Afghanistan] was not strategic. It was a surrender.”

>>14606755 Fire destroys Palo Alto home tied to Google…co-founder Larry Page

>>14606757 Devolution - Part 11 - CrowdStrike

>>14606788 How many pilates classes does that buy for his wife? John Shadegg

>>14606835 Instagram Blocks Hashtag #naturalimmunity Claiming Content “Goes Against Community Guidelines”

>>14606862 Watch Xi correct himself in the presence of his Master click Gif

>>14606879, >>14606928, >>14606940 Covid-19 Vaccine Ingredients

>>14606906 Gavin Newsom: To blame the non-vaxxers again and everyone up in their houses again

>>14606969 Victoria Clipper will now operate on a four-day schedule

>>14607073 Michigan Court of Appeals Judge Jonathan Tukel, a former national security unit chief for the Department of Justice, is dead.

>>14607095, >>14607107 Once everyone realizes that you can't pay someone enough to stand in front of an angry mob, the mandates will fall

>>14607100, >>14607103 Huge crowd chanting "My body my choice" moves through the streets in Brisbane.

>>14607134, >>14607160, >>14607167, >>14607190 Vaccine Kills 5 People For Each Covid Life Saved

>>14607152, >>14607153, >>14607155 The Children in the Pictures

>>14607373 #18477

#18476

>>14605867, >>14606155, >>14605981 Dan Scavino POW MIA

>>14605872, >>14606062, >>14606098, >>14606106, >>14606115, >>14606123, >>14606126 Dan Scavino (Cap 0:39)

>>14605874 US Navy Hold on, almost there

>>14605878 AZ AUDIT: Maricopa County Settle with State Senate

>>14605891 Maricopa County will not continue to seek to claim $2.8 million to buy new Dominion machines

>>14605934 AZ Special Master who will be in charge of providing the data that the auditors requested in subpoenas

>>14606030, >>14606036 Agreement between Maricopa County and the Arizona State Senate PDF

>>14606173 Wendy Rogers: Maricopa caved

>>14606187, >>14606263 President Trump told us to get the routers. We are getting them. Appropriate:

>>14606195 Karen Fann: We got everything we need and more. Maricopa County goes home with its tail between its legs

>>14606303 Want to Guess How Close Trump and the GOP Came to Winning…Everything in 2020?

>>14605898 FIREWORKS: Next Week Will Be Explosive – Indications Mounting that Both Arizona and Georgia 2020 Valid Election Results May Move These States to Trump NEXT WEEK

>>14605904, >>14605888, >>14605925 John Shadegg is connected to members of the Maricopa County Board of Supervisors and Maricopa County Recorder Stephen Richer.

>>14605933 Court blocks North Carolina voter ID law, says it discriminates against black people

>>14606095 ‘This Is How You Create Terrorists’: Kennedy Blasts Biden’s ‘Shoot First, Aim Later’ Drone Policy

>>14606166 Babylon Bee: General Milley Is Releasing A Revised Version Of 'The Art Of War' – And We've Got Exclusive Excerpts

>>14606171, >>14606199 Is Chairman Biden’s final act crashing the economy and bringing us into another Great Depression??

>>14606177 The full FDA Vaccines and Related Biological Products Advisory Committee

>>14606228 'Justice for J6' organizer: Media wants blood, pray for us: DO NOT GO TO DC

>>14605977, >>14606261 CyberNinjas knows where the access originated and on which MC hardware it was delivered to. They just need to verify which "door" it took to get into the system

>>14606345 The Chinese Admitting That Once The Military Is Vaccinated Usa Will Be A Walk Over (Cap 0:58)

>>14606464 Cannabidiol Inhibits SARS-CoV-2 Replication and Promotes the Host Innate Immune Response

>>14605905 Aussies stepping up Business owner behind sign banning vaccinated customers speaks out

>>14605868 Australian news, Police out in force to deter Sydney lockdown protesters

>>14606526 Free airfare anywhere in the United States (Cap 1:31)

>>14606561 #18476

#18475 >>14605030 TBC

#18474

>>14604208 A Shareable link for the New Doc "POPULATION CONTROL"

>>14604209, >>14604218 VAX DETOX DIG, LET'S GO GET IN HERE

>>14604216, >>14604282 PDJT Sends Letter to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger

>>14604221, >>14604224 San Francisco Mayor London Breed Partying mask-less despite own mandate

>>14604256 General Dynamics Corporation just cancelled their vaxx mandate. 40% of their employees were prepared to walk.

>>14604262 The CDC and county health officials have obtained 2020 Census records for their vaccination enforcement protocols.

>>14604270 SPECIAL COUNSEL JOHN DURHAM digs

>>14604275 Phillies Shortstop Didi Gregorius claims that COVID-19 vaccine gave him arthritis in the elbow

>>14604279, >>14604279 Statement by PDJT: RE: RINO Congressman Anthony Gonzalez + "9 to go!"

>>14604286 Release the transcripts or "Save It For The Courts Martial"?

>>14604304 She was also wearing a triangle necklace

>>14604288 RE: Blinken on the Aug. 29 drone strike

>>14604296 GLOBAL VACCINATION SUMMIT BRUSSELS

>>14604351 The woke military groomers are at it again

>>14604372 Dan uses picture from Q 3826 (Which was it’s own Q proof)

>>14604402, >>14604532 This is the start of the dominos.

>>14604481 @USArmy Special Agent Gregory D. Ford assumed responsibility as director of the U.S. Army Criminal Investigation Division during a ceremony today.

>>14604511 Are other victims and their families getting bribed to stay quiet about the jabs?

>>14604541, >>14604605 Alex Murdaugh Pocketed Nearly $500K in Life Insurance, being investigated

>>14604555 DoD whistleblower coming?

>>14604580 they’ve now declared “free speech” a public health crisis.

>>14604598 Biden Regime Confesses To Indiscriminate Slaughter Of 10 Innocent Afghan Civilians

>>14604616, >>14604779 Political Cartoon by @ afbranco

>>14604623 PDF guides and ebooks on topics of SHTF preparedness and survivalism.

>>14604624, >>14604777, >>14604808 FDA PANEL VOTES 16-2 AGAINST APPROVING COVID BOOSTER FOR "MOST AMERICANS"… FOR NOW.

>>14604625 THE VAXX IS KILLING MORE PEOPLE THAN "COVID" HELLOOO LOOK

>>14604640 @spaceX return to Earth Saturday… 7:06 p.m. EDT

>>14604709, >>14604410 Nicki Minaj has counter-doxxed and roasted the reporters making threats

>>14604784 Be The Resistance Don’t be bullied, take back control.

>>14604786 Air Force Leaders: Time to 'Wake Up' About Racial Disparities in Service

>>14604791 MARICOPA POSSIBLE ACTION RE: ELECTION SUBPOENA, COMPLIANCE, AND LITIGATION.

>>14604801 Nicki Minaj Slams Democratic Party In A Live Stream

>>14604819 Questions for the head of Instagram @mosseri, think he will be brave enough to answer?

>>14604839 Who is John Sullivan, accused provocateur charged in Capitol riot?

>>14604842 Mark "The Mole" Milley is now under congressional investigation for treason.

>>14604862 Well if it isn't the vax card, complete with batch numbers!

>>14604925 TO REMOVE RECORD BUTTON, Post in Theme: #vrecorder { display:none !important; }

>>14607278 #18474

#18473

>>14603373 President Trump Releases a Statement After Ohio Rep Anthony Gonzalez Announces He Will Not Run For Reelection: “1 down, 9 to go!”

>>14603380, >>14603849, >>14603858,>>14603954, >>14604052 (You) PF

>>14603384 LIVE: FDA committee meets to debate and vote on Covid booster shots for the general public — 9/17/21

>>14603388 Donald Trump is ALWAYS many steps ahead.

>>14603395 Major disruption due as Melbourne's public transport is halted ahead of COVID lockdown protest

>>14603404, >>14603412 @NICKIMINAJ: A lying homophobic coon, Joy Reid.

>>14603410 @USNavy: Goodbye Japan. USSNoName.

>>14603419, >>14603427, >>14603568 Moar @NICKIMINAJ

>>14603429, >>14603501, >>14603536, >>14603539 Geoffrey William Moyle: Monstrous Australian paedophile who created the global online child porn trade and abused underage sex slaves in Asia - and how he was finally caught after 20-year worldwide manhunt

>>14603503, >>14603707 FDA rejects approval for Pfizer boosters.

>>14603570 Fire destroys Palo Alto home tied to Google

>>14603632 @Techno_Fog: Look closer at Durham's indictment of Michael Sussmann

>>14603750, >>14603906 BOMBSHELL Info During Todays FDA Vax Meeting, Dr Rose States Based on The VAERS Data… The Risks Far Outweigh The Benefits Especially For Children.

>>14603902 Anon: these 17 posts from last bread caught my attention

>>14604016 Holy fuck Nicki Minaj just doxxed a reporter's phone who was trying to dox her family.

>>14604108 @catturd2: LOL.Nicki Minaj has suffered more consequences for questioning the Biden administration than Milley has gotten for treason.

>>14604134 CMZ: Reminder: Do not attend the FBI rally in DC on the 18th.

>>14604251 #18473

#18472

>>14602656 @JasonMillerinDC "1 down, 9 to go"

>>14602582 Potato + Special Envoy Flip-Flop Climate Virtue-Signal Script Read-off

>>14602596, >>14603093 AUS Construction industry threatened $109,040 Draconian fines while Gov. buys up nuclear submarines

>>14602599 The criminal case involving the country's former top military commander in Ontario today has been adjourned until Oct. 15.

>>14602601, >>14602618, >>14602799, >>14602786 FYI 2nd Durham report against Sussmann RE: Clintons + More! BOOM!

>>14602607 Violent police bodycam footage EXPOSES media lies

>>14602643 Afghanistan pushed off the news daily

>>14602675 "a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the chest"

>>14602676, >>14602683 PF Reports

>>14602703 The CDC has issued woke "preferred terms" guidelines

>>14602753, >>14603039, >>14603143 el Rio police have given Fox a helicopter to keep reporting, bans civilian drones

>>14602810 Federal Reserve officials, including Chairman Powell, owned securities that the U.S. central bank has bought during the #COVID19 pandemic (CNBC)

>>14602811 South Australia Testing Quarantining App Technology to Determine Where You Are At All Times

>>14602819 Republican Trust Gives Top Positions to Mike Pompeo, Chris Christie and Karl Rove

>>14602866 Inquiry launched into European Commission chief’s refusal to hand over text messages she exchanged with Pfizer CEO

>>14602876 NY judge rules Prince Andrew’s accuser can serve him with legal papers via his US lawyer

>>14602884 New York Gov. Hochul Signs Bill Ending Jail Time For Minor Parole Violations, meanwhile

>>14602917 I want to believe.

>>14602921 Data shows heavy airline-stock short selling

>>14602929 Google, Apple Removs Voting App as Russian Polls Open

>>14602936 GOP Senators Demand NIH Provide Answers on Deletion Of COVID-19 Data

>>14602938 Research this, fuckers: Shit is SO KASH

>>14602953 Note that THREE DAYS after Sussmann is grilled, Schmidt quits

>>14602967 Walgreens security breach leaked millions of patients’ covid test data to hackers

>>14602980 Milley is a clown, welcome to the show, if he don't go down, it's all gonna blow

>>14602981 Apple threatened to remove Facebook from the App Store in 2019 over human traffickers in the Middle East

>>14602989 INVASION: tickets to go ANYWHERE in the country for free. None speak English, none have any luggage.

>>14602997 Horowitz: Heavily vaccinated state accounts for 65% of India’s COVID cases after rejecting ivermectin

>>14603038 REVEALED: How Biden quietly ended deportation flights to Haiti a week ago and sparked border surge with 10,000 Haitians now living under Texas bridge

>>14603101 Pentagon "OK"s National Guard Troops for Pro-Trump Rally

>>14603138 FDA Fetal Organ Purchases Violated Federal Law, Experts Say

>>14603158 VANISHING JOE: Biden Escapes DC for Delaware as Migrant Crisis Spirals in Del Rio, Texa

>>14603186 Grant Stinchfield and John Solomon Report Trump Declassified Documents January 19th and White House Counsel Withheld Them

>>14603191 Phizer products causing cancer (knowingly)

>>14603180 @NSAGov In 1787, our Constitution was signed by the delegates at the Constitutional Convention.

>>14603207 @CIA Fidelity to the Constitution is the bedrock principle at

>>14603255 @SecretService Today we observe National POW/MIA Recognition Day

>>14603301 Mckenzie fessed up to the drone strike only killing civilian, including 7 kids

>>14607020 #18472

Previously Collected

>>14601634 #18469, >>14602219 #18470, >>14602464 #18471

>>14599897 #18466, >>14599472 #18467, >>14599988 #18468

>>14599685 #18463, >>14596874 #18464, >>14599671 #18465

>>14593690 #18460, >>14594519 #18461, >>14595277 #18462

>>14591383 #18457, >>14592157 #18458, >>14592924 #18459

>>14589056 #18454, >>14589837 #18455, >>14590579 #18456

>>14587020 #18451, >>14587529 #18452, >>14588304 #18453

>>14584607 #18448/2, >>14585069 #18449, >>14586924 #18450

>>14582681 #18446, >>14583399 #18447, >>14584517 #18448/1

>>14580360 #18443, >>14581115 #18444, >>14581930 #18445

>>14584319 #18440, >>14578850 #18441, >>14579587 #18442

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he is a spacecadet

>>14607392

>>14607451

No, I've been collecting that one , all good!

Get some rest..

>>14607451

Got that one under construction, was baking , notetaking and posting… so nearly finished…

How was your day?

>>14607447

Rejected

>>14607449

a beer, one day… will I be next to you when this happens?

kek

>>14607467

i filtered it

>>14607478

kekeke

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It means the Special Master that the AZ Senate appointed has and this is not hyperbole been repeatedly paid tens of thousands of dollars by a company ran by a member of the Maricopa County COS.

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General Milley Is Releasing A Revised Version Of 'The Art Of War' – And We've Got Exclusive Excerpts

U.S.—Sun Tzu's The Art of War is a pretty good book, but General Mark A. Milley says he can make it even better. Milley believes the book needs to be updated to integrate all the advancements America's modern military has made in military tactics and strategy. To that end, he's releasing his own version of the book.

And here at The Babylon Bee, we're legit journalists, so we've got the exclusive scoop. Here are some excerpts from the upcoming revision of The Art of War:

"If you think you might attack an enemy, pick up the phone and give 'em a heads up. It's only fair."

"You have to be careful not to surprise your enemy. They really don't like it."

"Treason is not treason if it is the lesser of two treasons."

"Know thy pronouns, and know thy enemy's pronouns."

"The supreme art of war is to surrender to your enemy without fighting."

“All war is white rage.”

"If you surrender, you can never lose."

"If thy commanding officer sends mean tweets, thou need not follow orders or the chain of command."

"The enemy of my friend is my friend."

“Keep your friends close and your enemies on speed dial.”

“You can not betray the one to which you were never loyal.”

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for China.”

"When retreating, leave most of thy armaments behind so you know what you'll be up against next time."

"Chinese bros before American hoes."

"He who turns on bad orange man gets big book deal."

Wow! Deep thoughts from America's leading strategist. Let us know if you have more great Milley-esque military advice in the comments.

Think that was funny? It's got nothing on our newest video. Check it out 👇

https://babylonbee.com/news/general-milley-is-releasing-a-revised-version-of-the-art-of-war—-and-weve-got-exclusive-excerpts

>>14607489

>>14607498

Mind your own business

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10 Ways Trump Is Exactly Like Jesus

Have you ever noticed how close Trump is to Jesus? It's uncanny! Bizarre! We consulted over two theologians we found on YouTube, one of whom calls himself the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, and we asked them to lay out for us all the similarities between our glorious savior Trump and Jesus Christ.

Here are the ten craziest coincidences:

1. Both used to be in construction before beginning their public careers. - Uncanny!

1. Both of them will be returning any day now. - Admittedly one of these is more likely to happen than the other.

1. Jesus made America, Trump made America great again. - Jesus created the world and founded America, and Trump brought it back from the brink of destruction.

1. They were both Republicans. - Obviously.

1. Jesus died and came back three days later—Trump went to Walter Reed with a cold and came back in glory. - The exact same thing! Uncanny!

1. A lot of Trump's supporters denied him afterward. - Sad! Not good!

1. Both of them are well-known for their great humility. - Trump has the best humility, everyone says so.

1. Trump feeds the hungry with the excellent taco bowls at the Trump Tower Grill. - It's just like creating food out of nothing.

1. Both were crucified, though admittedly Trump's was just by the media. - It still hurt, ok?

1. Both of them are the mortal enemy of Democrats. - Democrats hate Trump. You know who else they hate? God. That's right.

https://babylonbee.com/news/10-ways-trump-is-exactly-like-jesus

CDC Cautions Against Taking The Red Pill

ATLANTA, GA—The CDC has cautioned Americans against taking the red pill, as it can lead to severe side effects such as "realizing the truth about the way our society is manipulated by the elites" and "spending all your time on YouTube watching Jordan Peterson videos."

According to the CDC, many are overdosing on red pills, which are a black market drug that has never been approved by the American government.

"We've seen a lot of people recommend taking the red pill," said CDC Director Rochelle Walensky. "And we just have to remind everyone that the CDC is not approved by the FDA or any other governing body. It could spread ideas like that freedom is a good thing and that thinking for yourself is a healthy American value. People might start getting the wrong idea."

Walensky said the red pill is contagious, and that just one person taking it could lead to more and more instances of people thinking outside the box of conventional opinion and questioning their leaders.

Meanwhile, the FDA is rushing out an emergency approval process on a new, stronger blue pill to counteract the red pill crisis.

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-cautions-against-taking-the-red-pill

>>14607387

Baker will be back in a bit