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>>15487554 Use /tech/ for ban lifts & bug reports

>>15443568 HOW TO BAKE Thread; >>16087759 Newfag Q&A Thread

>>15620842 Banner guidelines

>>15916235 HB laptop dig – REPORT CP via GLOBAL; No kiddie pics

>>15960983 Inserting baker changes into notable buns

>>16050716 Coordinating baking & notetaking; plz tag the dough

NOTABLES ARE NOT ENDORSEMENTS

#20448

>>16166047, >>16166192, >>16166198 Twitter just unverified GAB, removes blue check mark

>>16166054, >>16166409 Masked, Shielded, and Quadruple-Vaxxed Maxine Watters, 83, Tests Positive for Covid-19 – Says She’s “Grateful to be Fully Vaccinated”

>>16166096, >>16164670 pb, >>16164779 pb, >>16166489 PF Reports: SAM007 USAF G5 east from a Peterson AFB ground stop and SAM962 USAF G5 also east from Eppley Field-both heading back to JBA-High Level French AF AC continues west-NOT Macron

>>16166104, >>16166182 Jim Watkins: SAY SOMETHING (Cap 0:29)

>>16166122 Solomon Islands govt claimed AFP and ADF didn’t ‘defend all assets’

>>16166123, >>16166303, >>16166258 Any interdasting theories floating around for why Truth Social would have used the "Apple device only" roll-out as a strategy?

>>16166142 U.S. Attorney Announces Charges Against A Doctor, Dentist, And Former NBA Player For Defrauding The NBA Players’ Health And Welfare Benefit Plan

>>16166144, >>16166538 Jack Posobiec: Biden will launch a Disinformation Governance Board under the authority of the Homeland Security Department

>>16166482 BIDEN: "I got involved in politics because I think the greatest sin anyone can commit is the abuse of power." (Cap 0:24)

>>16166159, >>16166162, >>16166196 Federal court grants temporary res training order against the Biden Administration in Missouri, Louisiana, and Arizona's lawsuit over the suspension of Title 42

>>16166161 Elonmusk: For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral

>>16166172 Eugenics

>>16166195, >>16166311, >>16166603, >>16166604 Nina "Skankowicz" Jankowicz confirmed Soros Stooge

>>16166205 Rep. Chip Roy Demands Answers From School District Over ‘Radical’ Segregation Experiment On 5th Graders

>>16166231, >>16166300 Gen Flynn: There is a “deep state” within Twitter that needs to be expunged! Screen shot Vijaya Gadde

>>16166250 Biden’s DHS secretary spreads more disinformation (Cap 0:14)

>>16166259 Biden to teachers: “They're not somebody else's children. They're yours when you're in the classroom." (Cap 0:15)

>>16166282 Gov. Kathy Hochul urges Legislature to remove accused crook Brian Benjamin from primary ballot

>>16166320 FAKE NEWS US gov’t organization predicts world will be in dire straits by 2040

>>16166343 Twitter's source code is locked down to make it harder for employees to make unauthorized changes to the platform (Cap 0:31)

>>16166355 FAKE NEWS U.S. no longer in ‘full-blown’ pandemic phase, Fauci says

>>16166392 Dear @elonmusk Will @twitter and @TwitterSupport continue to persecute Q supporters with impunity

>>16166397, >>16166422, >>16166443, >>16166504 Department of Homeland Security Sets Up ‘Disinformation Governance Board’ to Fight ‘Misinformation’

>>16166406 Elon Musk: Attacks are coming thick and fast, primarily from the left, which is no surprise, however… ~80 in the middle

>>16166448 New York grand jury investigating Donald Trump is expected to expire Friday

>>16166390, >>16166416 Long Tweet thread from Gonzalo Lira

>>16166462, >>16166546 Cry Me A Woke River Gab: Elon Buys Twitter, Now What?

>>16166505, >>16166520 REVERSE IRON CURTAIN AROUND RUSSIA: U.S. Deep State and Klaus Schwab's little EU protectees have erected

>>16166541, >>16166543 CNN+ To Cease On Thursday, Two Days Earlier Than Announced

>>16166618, >>16166668 Denmark Becomes First Country To Suspend ALL COVID Vaccinations

>>16166620 Death Threats to Elon Musk

>>16166666 Even The Most Evil Among Us Can Be Saved By The Light

>>16166712 #20448

#20447

>>16165258 Tory frontbencher ‘caught watching porn in House of Commons’ as chief whip investigates-independent

>>16165268 Hospital CEOs & senior doctors, surgeons in US States, major US hospitals, what? What did you say? They were/are offered fake vaccine cards for NO vaccine? So no firing of you? If they say 'NO' jab?-palexander

>>16165287, >>16165365, >>16165313 DHS Chief Mayorkas Absurdly Claims, “We Have Effectively Managed” Biden’s Border Crisis – As Millions of Illegals Pour Over the Border-gatewaypundit + Drop #1249

>>16165347, >>16165378, >>16165347, >>16165378,>>16165441-psaki interactions with reporters during briefing today

>>16165296 Building Confidence in the Supreme Court Through Ethics and Recusal Reforms-yt

>>16165318, >>16165348, >>16165924 Agent POS twat: Meet your new head of the Homeland Security Disinformation Governance Board, America + DHS Ministry of Information bun

>>16165353 pf report

>>16165355, >>16165369 US Makes Clear Its Aim Is to ‘Weaken’ Russia-consortiumnews April 25

>>16165361 British court rules UK government illegally moved elderly patients to care homes during start of COVID-19 pandemic-abc.net

>>16165410 @Breaking911: Elon notices that @NYtimes and @Forbes smell bad re: followers

>>16165435, >>16165647, >>16165666, >>16165689 Congresswoman Maxine Waters says she has tested positive for COVID:"I am grateful to be fully vaccinated and to have received two booster shots."-B911

>>16165440 Naftali Bennett: Israeli PM to pay for family's food after criticism-bbc

>>16165465 Biden tears up at funeral for Madeleine Albright-nypost

>>16165475 MSM hit piece: Donald Trump worried 'dangerous' fruits could be thrown at him by protesters, a new deposition reveals-msn

>>16165494 Pentagon Press Secretary John F. Kirby briefs the news media at the Pentagon. y/t

>>16165538 Sussman arrived at court today. Durham not in court today- Both sides argued about dossier-courtlistener

>>16165543 Cora Faith Walker died of a heart condition, Medical Examiner says-msn

>>16165573, >>16165655, >>16165693, >>16165696 Agent POS twat:Biden Admin Department of Homeland Security to create a 'Disinformation Governance Board' dedicated to 'countering misinformation'

>>16165588 Goya Foods CEO Warns We’re on the Precipice of a Global Food Crisis-gatewaypundit

>>16165573 Hillbags Twat: I was honored to speak at @madeleine’s memorial service at the National Cathedral today.

>>16165790, >>16165961, >>16165911 Musk Twat: For Twitter to deserve public trust, it must be politically neutral, which effectively means upsetting the far right and the far left equally

>>16165810, >>16165877 @ggreenwald:The Twitter official Musk criticized, in the mildest of tones, makes $17 million/year, as @neontaster says.

>>16165819 Mkt Fag: the relief 'rally' early but wait a minute in the NAS and muh BTFD kinda fizzled out dhere and lost it's mojo edition

>>16165827 Open-Source Research Shows Online Child Sex Trafficking and Other Criminal Activity Found on OnlyFans.com-newhaven

>>16165834 Zara Phythian who starred in Doctor Strange with Benedict Cumberbatch 'and her husband had sex with 13-year-old girl and filmed most of the abuse in bid to recreate porn scenes'-dailymail

>>16165898, >>16165913 Durham accidentally releases Fusion GPS emails that were meant to be under seal-washexam April26

>>16166412 #20447

#20446

>>16164534 Kremlin responds to ‘gas blackmail’ claims by EU

>>16164535, >>16164565 Truth Social (terrible name) exists because Twitter censored free speech (#Trumpet)

>>16164594 Anon confirms access to twitter land re-active

>>16164607 Bill Hwang Arrested: Archegos Owner Charged With Racketeering, Securities And Wire Fraud

>>16164651 Creep busted after allegedly luring 80 children into making porn

>>16164660 FCC was asked to block Musk-Twitter deal. The Commissioner said it has no authority to block

>>16164677 Macron Pelted With Tomatoes in First Public Outing After Re-Election

>>16164687 4KEKS A “fictosexual” man who wed a fictional, computer-synthesized pop singer…

>>16164687 A “fictosexual” man who wed a fictional, computer-synthesized pop singer

>>16164692, >>16164931, >>16165025 Trumpet Bun

>>16164698 mail suppressing Republican emails?

>>16164702 You guys remember @jack?

>>16164749 France suffers internet outages after fibre-optic cables across the country are sabotaged

>>16164759 Veritas - Full Twitter All-Hands Call 04-25-22

>>16164774 UK Govt Threatens to Ban Twitter And Potentially Jail Elon Musk If He Allows Free Speech?

>>16164817 Thank you Jim

>>16164819 In case you did not hear, Machine Gun Kelly & Megan Fox Drink Each Other’s Blood

>>16164822 Fertilizer giant CF Industries begs Biden to allow shipments for Spring planting, to prevent food shortages (#StartAGarden)

>>16164832 World Health Organization Is Preparing Vote To Strip The US, And 194 Other Nations, Of It’s Sovereignty?

>>16164848 Evidence of Election Fraud in French Presidential Elections

>>16164858, >>16164670, >>16164779, >>16165160 Plane Report

>>16164877, >>16164407 (LB) Anons Current list of Conspiracies

>>16164889 Dear Nato, (you) should know that our retaliatory strikes will be lightning fast #RUSSIA

>>16164942 Human Trafficking/ Child Exploitation Ring in California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation

>>16165004 Jerusalem rabbi arrested on suspicion of sex offenses against followers

>>16165011 Trump appeals NY judge’s contempt ruling

>>16165036 @SenSanders '…bail out banks that destroy the economy…'

>>16165076 McCarthy [is] a Democratic Party 'puppet' #VoteRinosOut

>>16165095 Brazil Arrests 58 in Massive Operation against Gang Members

>>16165106 Michigan Man Charged with Hate Crimes for Attempting to Intimidate Protesters from Supporting Black Lives Matter

>>16165158 Former Airman Enters Guilty Plea to Possessing More than 15,000 Child Sexual Assault Material Images

>>16165172 @DeptofDefense -@SecDef: Ukraine’s valor and skill will go down in military history. The Battle of Iwo Jima took 36 days.

>>16165149 3 Mexican Mafia Members and 28 Associates Charged in Racketeering Indictment that Alleges Murders, Drug Trafficking and Gun Offenses

>>16165119 More than 700 Arrested in Joint Law Enforcement Operation in North Mississippi

>>16165217 NY court strikes down Democrats’ gerrymander of election districts

>>16165224 #20446

#20445

>>16163779, >>16164066, >>16164327, >>16164420 PF reports

>>16164274, >>16164086, >>16164107, >>16164171, >>16164206 read these if you want to post PF reports-they need to be moar than an AC is "up"

>>16163746 Elon Musk boosts criticism of Twitter executives, prompting online attacks

>>16163753 Kansas State Senate Overrides Governor’s Veto on Transgender Sports Ban Bill

>>16163786, >>16163964, >>16163893, >>16163933Jim Watkins: new twitter acct

>>16163791 Sean Davis comments on his growth of Twitter followers

>>16163910 Live: DHS Secretary Mayorkas faces questions on border policy

>>16163915, >>16163984 Musk on free speech and "what is legal"

>>16163942, >>16163980 From June 12 2020: Twitter hires former FBI lawyer James Baker to join legal team

>>16163948 State Assembly approves two-year pause on fossil fuel-powered crypto mining

>>16163948 NY State Assembly approves two-year pause on fossil fuel-powered crypto mining

>>16163969 Hello Mr Watkins You're all invited to come to Tonto Basin to hang out and have great pizza.

>>16163985, >>16164209, >>16164295 Marc Andreessen on how much covid relief was stolen - more than $900billion?

>>16163988 Anon on twitter appeal for restoring an acct suspension

>>16163993 Elon Musk Loses Bid To Throw Out 2018 SEC Consent Decree And Quash Recent SEC Subpoena

>>16164000, >>16164045, >>16164090, >>16164096, >>16164103, >>16164242 Adam Housely on names looked at by Durham, including Colin Kahl - DIG ANONS

>>16164071 Merits of the Iran Deal, Colin Kahl at Stimson

>>16164037, >>16164043, >>16164046 The Swamp today

>>16164026, >>16164076, >>16164283 Twitter acct followers up? Shadowbanning, a thing of the past? DIGG

>>16164082 Nancy Drew in DC-Video 1- Tunnel Action Near Supreme Court and Capitol

>>16164128 HERE WE GO: "Bird flu spreading from chickens to humans, all starting in China of course" - msn

>>16164133, >>16164139, >>16164147, >>16164181 Cali water levels map

>>16164190 REMINDER - Subpoenas Issued For Evidence in Georgia Ballot Trafficking Case

>>16164198 Federal agents arrest Archegos owner Bill Hwang and a former top lieutenant

>>16164199 Anon trying to drop redpills on FB

>>16164233 Plea deal offered to Quebec woman accused of sending poison to Donald Trump

>>16164248, >>16164343, >>16164353 Deutsche Bank whistleblower found dead in Los Angeles

>>16164257 Catholic Climate Covenant talk

>>16164236 What if Elon doesn't secure proper funding, and DWAC comes in to save the day? XD

>>16164274, >>16164086, >>16164107, >>16164171, >>16164206 pf instruction

>>16164311 Two Former Archegos Employees Are Cooperating With Government Probes

>>16164319 Flight that crashed and killed 66 people was caused by pilot’s cigarette, investigation finds

>>16164344 Trump appeals ruling holding him in contempt, fining him $10K per day

>>16164484 #20445

#20444

>>16162909 Twitter lawyer Jim Baker, when general counsel of the FBI, personally arranged a meeting between the FBI and Michael Sussmann. In this meeting, Sussmann presented fabricated evidence…

>>16162977 @Militarylandnet - Launch of Russian cruise missiles from a Russian submarine #Ukraine #UkraineRussiaWar

>>16162989 Patriots In Control: US national Trevor Reed, sentenced to nine years' jail in Russia in 2020, has been exchanged for Russian pilot Konstantin Yaroshenko…

>>16163021 Twitter Admits It Hid Tweets About HBO's QAnon Docuseries

>>16163027 Bill Hwang Arrested: Archegos Owner Charged With Racketeering, Securities And Wire Fraud

>>16163040 Four European Gas Buyers Fold To Russian Demands, Pay For Gas In Rubles

>>16163042 An election report from Tennessee was recently issued by the EAC that stated that an erroneous code was found on Dominion software after being certified by the EAC

>>16163050 Text message makes case ‘materially’ worse for Clinton lawyer Michael Sussmann

>>16163087, >>16163502, >>16163540 Russia Ministry of Defense Website 'ER403 FORBIDDEN'

>>16163092 Reminder, (you) can report Twitter Accounts for misinformation

>>16163123 Side by Side is the way - FC vs CNN

>>16163124, >>16163201 Clocked and Loaded

>>16163034, >>16163246 Moar Clocking

>>16163134 Mysterious US Govt Contractor Alarmingly Spied On The CIA And NSA By Tracking Billions Of Phones

>>16163139 Macron attacked by tomato

>>16163143 Hillary lawyer Sussmann won’t try to prove tie between Trump and Russia

>>16163152 @ScottAdamsSays confirms Media is suppressing HB laptop story

>>16163185, >>16163338, >>16163346, >>16163351 Virginia Thomas Text to Mark Meadows (VID)

>>16163205 Twitter's Top Lawyer Breaks Down In Tears During Musk Takeover Meeting

>>16163208 The Reawakened Tour: Ahoy! It's a Ship Show. TYJ

>>16163242, >>16163268 We got Grassley Clocking in

>>16163267 Elon Musk says suspending NY Post from Twitter was ‘incredibly inappropriate’

>>16163282 NEW TS@q Elon are you here now 0.0

>>16163287 TRACTOR TRAILER FULL OF CORN BLOCKS I-64 CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA (WE GOT POPCORN)

>>16163309 Oversight of Federal Efforts to Combat Human Trafficking

>>16163342 Please sign this "Stand for Health Freedom" petition to push back on the World Health Org's proposed 2024 "global health treaty"

>>16163376 USGO Today, we welcome home Trevor Reed

>>16163384 @USArmy Congratulations to Team #17 1st Lt. Eric Mattia & Capt. Alaimoana Paunga

>>16163389 TEMPLE OS (The Third Temple of God?)

>>16163394 Gov. DeSantis makes ballot harvesting a third-degree felony, bans ‘Zuckerbucks’

>>16163399 Iraq - Watch the water

>>16163408 @America1stLegal is partnering with the incredible @KenPaxtonTX in an emergency lawsuit to stop Biden’s plan to rescind Title 42

>>16163436 Anon has some excellent info - A small effort on facebook:

>>16163413 @StephenM I, for one, am enraged by the sinister @elonmusk plot to allow ordinary citizens—many without PHDs, let alone NYT subscriptions

>>16163470 @ChuckGrassley Will the Twitter gods deliver & make Twitter a free speech haven???

>>16163507, >>16163519, >>16163520 According to their lie: your cow is Asymptomatic and needs to be destroyed (#Starve)

>>16163517 Robert Hunter Biden Dig

>>16163545 God bless Our chilldren and ALL chilldren, and ALL on the board.

>>16163027, >>16163493 Bill Hwang Arrested: Archegos Owner Charged With Racketeering,

>>16163624 Biden Attends the Funeral of Secretary of State Madeleine Albright

>>16163654 #20444

Previously Collected

>>16162884 #20443,

>>16160528 #20440, >>16161327 #20441, >>16162094 #20442

>>16158229 #20437, >>16159004 #20438, >>16159766 #20439

>>16155889 #20434, >>16156725 #20435, >>16157480 #20436

>>16153531 #20431, >>16154292 #20432, >>16155086 #20433

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TripCode feed: https://8kun.top/qresearch/tripcode.xml

Aggregators: https://qnotables.com | https://anontimes.com/

>>15787413 Notables #12: Nothing Can't Stop This!

DOUGH

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Government That's $30 Trillion In Debt Criticizes Elon Musk For How He Spends His Money

U.S.—According to sources, American politicians who are running a government that is over $30 trillion in debt have come forward to criticize Elon Musk for spending $44 billion on Twitter. Several members of Congress and the Biden Administration are forcefully condemning Musk's mishandling of funds.

"Elon Musk is a billionaire, and he could've used that money to end world hunger and poverty and war and global warming in, like, two seconds," said Senator Elizabeth Warren while taking several puffs of her Cherokee peace pipe. "It's time to confiscate all his wealth to solve real problems, like funding another committee to investigate Donald Trump."

AOC, a Representative who signed off on $6.8 trillion in spending last year alone, also had harsh words for the eccentric billionaire. "Elon Musk is spending his money to defend free speech, which is, like, a construct of white cis-male privilege. Such a waste! He could have given a million dollars to every person in America with that money!"

Experts now believe that with $44 billion, the government could've used it to feed about a dozen people and sent a ton of foreign aid to corrupt local warlords in Botswana.

"Instead of putting his money to good use, he's spending it on trying to protect people's right to express their opinions freely," said Warren. "This is extremely dangerous to our quest for unlimited power—um, er, I mean, our quest for democracy."

At publishing time, the government approved another $44 billion in spending for more drones to bomb Yemen for some reason.

https://babylonbee.com/news/government-that-is-30-trillion-in-debt-criticizes-elon-musk-for-how-he-spends-his-money

Eccentric Billionaire Accomplishes More For Free Speech In One Afternoon Than Republicans Have In Decades

WORLD—According to sources, an eccentric immigrant entrepreneur from South Africa just accomplished more for free speech than Republicans have in decades of controlling the government, wielding Federal power, and spending trillions of dollars.

"Wow! Who is this guy? He's really making us look bad here," said one Republican Senator. "This Twitter deal is such a huge step forward for freedom of expression! Wow! Imagine if other conservative wealthy people did stuff like that instead of funding our reelection campaigns? Um, wait—I didn't mean that. Scratch that. Are you recording this?"

Experts concur that Twitter being purchased by a private entity instead of publicly owned by shadowy corporate interests and foreign governments will help secure Twitter's place as a free speech platform. Other changes, such as an open-source algorithm, clear and fairly enforced rules, and a commitment to the free exchange of ideas are expected to accomplish more for freedom and human advancement than anything Republican congressmen have ever done in their entire careers.

"Man, why didn't I think of doing something like that?" said the Republican Senator. "If you vote for me, I'll form a committee after the election season to explore the reasons we didn't think of that!"

To save face, Republicans have promised to cook up something extra special for voters next year in the form of a strong resolution saying free speech is good.

https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-accomplishes-more-for-free-speech-in-one-afternoon-than-republicans-have-in-decades

Winning: Elon Musk Makes All Of Bill Gates's Tweets Autocorrect To Say 'Poopy Butt'

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—In the first step toward a world blossoming with freedom of speech, Elon Musk, the proud new owner of Twitter, ordered the company’s tech team to make all tweets by Bill Gates autocorrect to say “Poopy butt.”

“Poopy butt poopy butt, poopy poopy butt butt,” read a subsequent tweet by Bill Gates.

“Odd, I could have sworn I typed out a hopeful message on the benefits of global, forced, clandestine sterilization of women,” said a confused Gates, staring at his Windows Phone® while his tailor fitted him for a custom brassiere. “Why does it say, ‘Butt, butt, butt, poopy butt poopy butt, poopy poopy poop.’?”

While millions praised Musk’s decision as steering the social media company toward much-needed free speech, others have voiced concerns that untethered misinformation could lead to rigged elections and mistrust of giant pharmaceutical companies.

In one example, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki reiterated President Biden’s support for government regulation of social media in a tweet that said, “I smell like sauerkraut and farts.”

Eyewitnesses claim a frustrated Bill Gates posted in the secret group chat for members of the Dark Council of Global Dominance, ranting about the dangers of granting Elon Musk control over free speech, but his messages autocorrected to the following:

“Man boobs man boobs, booby booby man boobs.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/winning-elon-musk-makes-all-of-bill-gates-tweets-autocorrect-to-poopy-butt

>>16166741

Bakes is -OUT