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THE Q MOVEMENT IS ABOUT TRUMPING THE ESTABLISHMENT - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDFe_yKnRf4XM7W_sWbcxtw

Q: The Basics - An Introduction to Q and the Great Awakening

PDF: https://8ch.net/qresearch/res/3082784.html#3082809

PICS: https://8ch.net/qresearch/res/3082784.html#3082821

PDF & PICS Archive: >>>/comms/3196

The Best of the Best Q Proofs https://8ch.net/qresearch/res/4004099.html

100+ Q Proof Graphics qproofs.com

Q's Latest Posts

Sunday 05.12.2019

>>6482822 rt >>6482812 -————————– Boom time baker (Comey MOAB meme) (Cap: >>6500105)

>>6482810 ————————————–——– NO SLEEP IN DC

>>6482617 ————————————–——– Eyes on (Cap: >>6482670)

>>6482574 ————————————–——– BOOM WEEK AHEAD

Thursday 05.02.2019

>>6392995 ————————————–——– May, 2019 – 'kick-off' 'start' 'offense' (Vid: >>6393054 )

Saturday 04.27.2019

>>6335740 ————————————–——– Will newly discovered evidence (AG Barr - SDNY) FREE FLYNN? (Cap: >>6335864 )

>>6335313 rt >>6335179 -————————– A House needs to be constantly cleaned. (Cap: >>6335355 )

>>6335075 rt >>6335030 -————————– C comes before D.

>>6334984 ————————————–——– Soon To Be A HouseHold Name. (Cap: >>6335048 )

>>6334889 ————————————–——– DRAIN THE [SWAMP].

Thursday 04.25.2019

Compiled here: >>6490077

Wednesday 04.24.2019

Compiled here: >>6354269

Q's Private Board >>>/patriotsfight/ | Q's Trip-code: Q !!mG7VJxZNCI

Those still on the board — https://8ch.net/qresearch/qposts.html

All Q's posts, archived at - qanon.app (qanon.pub) , qmap.pub , qanon.news , qposts.online

Dealing with Clowns & Shills

>>2322789, >>2323031 How To Quickly Spot A Clown

Global Board Admin Announcements

>>6477078 BO removed a BV

>>6446595 BO on baker checks

>>6385109 Do not add Q's posts WITHOUT a tripcode

>>6508856 Please no JPEGs (new: conversion apps)

>>6364968 Captchas for every post now

Notables

are not endorsements

#8373 baker change

>>6548103 , >>6548106, >>6548126 Moffa transcript findings cont.

>>6548132 McCabe transcript findings cont.

>>6548158, >>6548198 Jeff Epstein DIGG, con't.

>>6548162 Q 1888 (see >>6547644 pb)

>>6548208 Can FBI start a probe wo/DoJ knowledge? McCabe: when "sensitive…decision has to be reported to DoJ"

>>6548213 Planefag report

>>6548244, >>6548276 Buttigieg /Alfred E. Neuman: side by side; moar on B

>>6546626 pb, >>6546691 pb, >>6548041 lb Ashton Kutcher's girlfriend murdered in 2001, trial begins

>>6548289, >>6548738 China tariffs: Nike, Adidas among 170 footwear retailers urging Trump to end 'catastrophic' plan

>>6548323 Amazon a winner as Supreme Court sides with Post Office on package delivery prices

>>6548372 Report of pipe bombs leads to woman’s arrest in Grass Valley

>>6548341 Transcription of Trisha Anderson by Epoch Times

>>6548326, >>6548340 DHS Warns That Chinese-Made Drones May Steal Data

>>6548480 Amash Gets Republican Primary Challenge 2 Days After Calling for Trump’s Impeachment

>>6548532 Devin Nunes: FBI won't share info on Clinton 'dirt' tipster Joseph Mifsud

>>6548579 Re: The Hammer timeline

>>6548597 Loretta Lynch: Obama never ordered politically motivated infiltration of Trump campaign

>>6548466, >>6548598, >>6548596 Call out to anons to support mining rights in Oregon-deadline May 23rd

>>6548632, >>6548636, >>6548640 Resignations in the news

>>6548755 Meadows questioning McCabe re Weiner investigation

>>6548763 Crenshaw breaks with Trump on Navy SEAL case: Gallagher should face trial before any war crimes pardon

>>6548764 Military tweets

>>6548690, >>6548728, >>6548775 Long Beach Port DIGG

>>6548821 #8373

#8372 baker change

>>6548026 Elijah Cummings is going down

>>6547975 Summary of why we should be concerned with Monsanto's Roundup

>>6547953 , >>6547782, >>6547984 McCabe testimony findings

>>6547906 Tesla Director sells shares-$8.8m-May 16

>>6547898 Buttigieg's father was a marxist professor who lauded the communist manifesto

>>6547886 Re the Comey-FF tweet, Anton LaVey had a satanic commune in Grass Valley, CA

>>6547876 Lynch accuses Comey of misrepresenting key Clinton probe conversation

>>6547799 , >>6547911 [DOA] = Deposit Only Account? Why Hussein was travelling the world?

>>6547708 Asian shares near four-month lows on Huawei fallout fears

>>6547688 , >>6547732 Looking back on the cancelled festival materials (note below)

>>6547508 , >>6547657, >>6547681 Cancelled festival over QAnon: Did Comey call in a FF? Pipe bombs found

>>6547645 Massive online DB left millions of Instagram influencers' personal information exposed

>>6547644 US Army Corps Of Engineers Tweet '1888', POTUS mentions it 3 times during rally

>>6547598 , >>6547642 Christchurch Call: Moar internet censorship incoming

>>6547573 , >>6547590, >>6547627, >>6547628 Moffa transcript findings cont.

>>6547570 , >>6547621, >>6547711, >>6547843 Theory: Is blackmail material the keystone?

>>6547491 , >>6547973 Pediatrician charged with sexual assault now accused of molesting 11 more

>>6547475 , >>6547527, >>6547572 Trish Anderson transcript findings

>>6547402 , >>6547483, >>6547502, >>6547539, >>6547553 Moffa transcript findings

>>6547441 Lynch used an email alias to conduct government business (Daily Caller)

>>6547430 Standard Hotel tied to subway gas scare

>>6547429 Sweeny transcript re Weiner's laptop

>>6547417 , >>6547446 Ramtha dig graphics

>>6547408 , >>6547517 New DJT tweets and video

>>6547337 , >>6547438, >>6547563, >>6547782 Lynch transcript findings cont.

>>6548269 #8372

Previously Collected Notables

>>6547298 #8371

>>6544919 #8368, >>6545721 #8369, >>6546480 #8370

>>6542505 #8365, >>6543258 #8366, >>6544069 #8367

>>6540066 #8362, >>6540842 #8363, >>6541628 #8364

Notables Archive by BV's (updated nightly): https://8ch.net/qresearch/notables.html

Notables also archived here: >>>/comms/3396 (#740~#6384)

War Room

Tweet Storm: THE WAVE: hit them with everything you got! THINK MOAB BABY!

[1] \#QAnon ON EVERY twat/reply/quote/post: This is how newbies & normies can find our twats'

[2] Throw in ANY EXTRA hashtags you want!

[3] Meme and Meme and Meme some MOAR! Your memes are what's waking up the normies.

[4] Q's requested hashtags on of 3/11/19:

#WAKEUPAMERICA

#FACTSMATTER

#SAVEAMERICA

#UNITEDNOTDIVIDED

#WWG1WGA

Hit them hard, from all angles, with every meme you have, RT others tweets. KEEP GOING!

Be your own tweet storm army.

Useful twat hints on war room info graphs

CURRENT EXPOSURE #QAnon: 40-70 MILLION EXPOSURES/DAY!

Best Times to TWEET:

10-11 AM EASTERN /// AFTER 6 PM EASTERN

Wanna (re)tweet LASERFAST? Use TWEETDECK.com on laptop or PC

Q Proofs

Q Proofs Threads —- Proofs of Q's Validity >>4004099

QProofs.com ———- Website dedicated to Q Proofs

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Book of Q Proofs —– https://mega.nz/#F!afISyCoY!6N1lY_fcYFOz4OQpT82p2w

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Sealed Indictments

Sealed Indictment Master – https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kVQwX9l9HJ5F76x05ic_YnU_Z5yiVS96LbzAOP66EzA/edit#gid=1525422677

Sealed Indictment Master Files Backup – https://drive.google.com/open?id=1iBS4WgngH8u8-wAqhehRIWCVBQKD8-5Y

Resignations

Resignations Thread —————– >>2714136

All Resignations Website ———– https://www.resignation.info

Resignation Posts Search Tool — https://qresear.ch

Spread The Word

>>5973059 – The BE HEARD Bread II: Be Loud! - Make Us Proud! - Make Noise For Q!

Board Admin & Discussion Threads

>>6064510 ——— META (for board admin queries)

>>3383237 ——— QBoard Questions (testing/ questions about how to post/italic/bold/etc)

>>>/qproofs/130 — Discussion and Refinement bread for our Best Q Proofs Sticky

International Q Research Threads:

>>6391912 compiled here

https://pastebin.com/n2drhR0C

Other Dedicated Research Threads

>>6224992 - Mueller Report Dissemination Research #1

>>6528824 - Biblefags vs Unleavened Bread #10 Leaven Rising to Heaven Edition

>>1796608 – Human Sex Trafficking

>>911014 –– Occult Music and Pop Culture

>>6097863 – New World Order Research Thread #5

>>1311848 – PLANEFAGGING 101: Hints and tips on planefagging

>>5006160 - Planned Parenthood: Resources, Facts, Ops and Memes

>>5911192 – Clockwork Qrange #9

>>6470608 - Alien, UFO, Advanced/Hidden Technology, Antigravity, DUMBs, etc. #9

>>5240137 - Information Warfare Research

No Name Research Thread Archive: https://8ch.net/qresearch/res/2288160.html

Vatican Jesuits Research thread: https://8ch.net/qresearch/res/5241423.html

Letters of Gratitude

>>1215912

Q Graphics all in GMT

Q Graphics all in GMT #01-#10 >>>/comms/486, >>>/comms/487, >>>/comms/488, >>>/comms/489, >>>/comms/490

Q Graphics all in GMT #11-#20 >>>/comms/491, >>>/comms/545, >>>/comms/950, >>>/comms/951, >>>/comms/952, >>>/comms/953, >>>/comms/987, >>>/comms/1103

Q Graphics all in GMT #21-#27 >>>/comms/1119, >>>/comms/1156, >>>/comms/1286, >>>/comms/1288, >>>/comms/1303, >>>/comms/1307, >>>/comms/1462

Q Graphics all in GMT #28-#34 >>>/comms/1466, >>>/comms/1489, >>>/comms/2071, >>>/comms/2072, >>>/comms/2073, >>>/comms/2100, >>>/comms/2164

Q Graphics all in GMT #35-#41 >>>/comms/2176, >>>/comms/2228, >>>/comms/2229, >>>/comms/2261, >>>/comms/2268, >>>/comms/2270, >>>/comms/2274

Q Graphics all in GMT #42-#48 >>>/comms/2306, >>>/comms/2312, >>>/comms/2314, >>>/comms/2327, >>>/comms/2450, >>>/comms/2491, >>>/comms/2496

Q Graphics all in GMT #49-#55 >>>/comms/2520, >>>/comms/2528, >>>/comms/2605, >>>/comms/2801, >>>/comms/2831, >>>/comms/2869, >>>/comms/2981

Q Graphics all in GMT #56-#62 >>>/comms/2990, >>>/comms/2996, >>>/comms/3019, >>>/comms/3116, >>>/comms/3187, >>>/comms/3464, >>>/comms/3472

Q Graphics all in GMT #63-#69 >>>/comms/3687, >>>/comms/3688, >>>/comms/3701, >>>/comms/3702, >>>/comms/3858, >>>/comms/3859, >>>/comms/3882

Q Graphics all in GMT #70-#76 >>>/comms/3898, >>>/comms/3920, >>>/comms/3975, >>>/comms/4029, >>>/comms/4197, >>>/comms/4335, >>>/comms/4386

Q Graphics all in GMT #77-#81 >>>/comms/4388, >>>/comms/4423, >>>/comms/4443, >>>/comms/4684, >>6486549

Q Graphics all in EST

>>6069766

QPosts Archives

* QMap & Mirrors PDF:

MEGA: https://mega.nz/#!cjZQRAaL!aTvYqIifJmSRQYUB5h4LmOJgjqNut2DOAYHFmYOV1fQ

MEDIAFIRE: https://www.mediafire.com/file/ux6qfl2m40vbaah/Q_Anon_-The_Storm-_X.VI.pdf/file

SCRIBD: https://www.scribd.com/document/408371553/Q-Anon-The-Storm-X-VI?secret_password=m2IeU6xGZ7OtQhl7vvyg

* Spreadsheet QPosts Q&A and all images backup: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Efm2AcuMJ7whuuB6T7ouOIwrE_9S-1vDJLAXIVPZU2g/

* QPosts Archive, Players in the Game/ Analytics on Q posts & More: qmap.pub

* QPosts Archive, Searchable, interactive with user-explanations: qanon.pub qanon.app (Backup: qntmpkts.keybase.pub)

* QPosts Archive + RSS, Searchable, Analytics, Offsite Bread Archive: qanon.news

QPosts Archives in Other Formats

* Q Raw Text Dumps: 1: pastebin.com/3YwyKxJE & 2: pastebin.com/6SuUFk2t

* Expanded Q Text Drops: pastebin.com/dfWVpBbY

* QMap Zip: enigma-q.com/qmap.zip

* Spreadsheet Timestamps/Deltas: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OqTR0hPipmL9NE4u_JAzBiWXov3YYOIZIw6nPe3t4wo/

* Memo & OIG Report Links: 8ch.net/qresearch/res/426641.html#427188

* Original, full-size images Q has posted: https://postimg.cc/gallery/29wdmgyze/

QResearch Search Engine

*Search all posts from QResearch: https://qresear.ch/

Tweet Tools

* Deleted Trump Tweets: https://factba.se/topic/deleted-tweets

* POTUS' Tweet Archive: trumptwitterarchive.com

* All My Tweets: Archive/Scan any Twatter account in text form: https://www.allmytweets.net/

* Twitter Video Downloader: http://twittervideodownloader.com/

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* Searchable Commercial Aviation Incident List: http://avherald.com

* Searchable Hussein WH visitor list: https://qest.us/obamavisitors

* Qcode Guide to Abbreviations: pastebin.com/UhK5tkgb

* Q Happenings Calendar 2018: https://mega.nz/#F!KPQiBJiY!dK3XRe4RYoXgWq_85u4-yg

* Stock Movement Scraper: http://qest.us (for seeing LARGE movements of $)

* Legal News: www.justice.gov/usao/pressreleases

* Federal Procurement Data System: https://www.fpds.gov/fpdsng_cms/index.php/en/

* Research Section Backup: >>>/comms/220 (updated 1.12.19)

* Advanced Google Search Operators: https://ahrefs.com/blog/google-advanced-search-operators/

* Get your Q clocks anytime (0 - 59 min past posts): https://q-clock.com

* How to Edit Hosts File (DNS): >>>/comms/4396

* Federal Judicial Court dataset from 93 Federal Districts - Searchable db: https://bad-boys.us/

* New google doc tracking deplatforming/bans on social media: >>6484178

Meme Ammo

 • 47 >>6467693, 46 >>6192694

 • Q Research Graphics Library https://mega.nz/#F!XtNhURSb!1Mdrvt-Y_onBw5VlFDRdCQ 44,637+ memes & infographs - 12 GB – Keyword-searchable filenames

 • QNN blanks (folder in Mega library) https://mega.nz/#F!XtNhURSb!1Mdrvt-Y_onBw5VlFDRdCQ!a1122AwC

 • Memewar2020 #4 >>6139677

 • NPC Memes https://mega.nz/#!lc8VCYxR!4xZoxqgglasf8DoYdKfg9rFDx-gBQIJ-qk-FPsWlKIU

 • Op Stop Taxpayer Funding for Planned Parenthood >>5006160

 • Abortion, Planned Parenthood, Infanticide, Fetal Tissue (folder in Mega library) https://mega.nz/#F!HgtDxCKR!PK-mv3ndB4gstVLLnSadlQ

Advanced Graphics

>>2730380 The Letter Q Thread 2 & Archive of Letter Q Graphics: https://mega.nz/#F!7T5wwYRI!9WfTfCYc2vNIzEyyLnw0tw

>>93735 Side by Side Archive

Bread Archives (sites)

Board Archive - The main /research/ board archive: https://8ch.net/qresearch/archive/index.html

Offsite Archive - qanon.news/archives

Bread Archives (downloads)

MasterArchivist ———————— qarchives.ga | qarchives.000webhostapp.com | masterarchivist.github.io/qarchives/

Supplement to MasterArchivist —- main spreadsheet, 2nd tab (labeled)https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1M2AzhZKh2PjL7L7GVPN42Em0hZXKWMdhGnj59ZQ3YcQ/

Germanarchiveanon —————— https:/mega.nz/#F!LPZxEIYJ!N5JwCNoxOxOtAoErKdUgvwa

Notable Posts Archives

New online archive at qanon.news: >>6412377

Plain text archives of all QR threads: https://pastebin.com/2f1897vD

Learn To Bake!

Quick Pic Bake Instructions >>6491976

Read the Simple Instructions https://pastebin.com/aY5LyDPY

Check Out This Baker Thread: >>>/comms/154

Baker Templates For Formatting Crumbs And Their Links https://pastebin.com/36a1EXpR

Video: How to Bake In 2 Mins: >>5848043

raw dough, make it rise anons

https://pastebin.com/AecwZJuq

>>6548869

great looking newsroom on vid

>>6548855

Baker seeking handoff, will Ghost in ~15 if no takers

Ya doona haf to beak dis whole bred

just a wee loaf, mebbe to 200-250, to get it goin' in the oven nicely

We REALLY need bakers for this shift and after. If you have EVER wanted to serve QResearch, baking at night is a great thing to do. We need enough bakers so that we can keep this going, can't have the same folks every single night (even night bakers need some sleep, kek).

Any baker will be glad to help you bake–to answer questions, anything we can do. Not always easy but so needed for this board to continue with 24/7 "we are the news" coverage. And to be ready when Q posts.

>>6548921

>>6548855

>>6548921

Looks like no baker is picking up, anons. May be no one until morning baker will show; that's about 4 - 5 hours from now. So expect and prepare for an e-bake.

Any anons willing to take notes for the next hour or two?

Would help immensely. Note taking is not just about collecting info, also about helping to keep the place going, so that anons–espec night diggers–know someone's waiting for their diggs.

''GREAT STUFF HAPPENS around the world during the next few hours. "We are the news."''

Learn To Bake!

Quick Pic Bake Instructions >>6491976

Read the Simple Instructions https://pastebin.com/aY5LyDPY

Check Out This Baker Thread: >>>/comms/154

Baker Templates For Formatting Crumbs And Their Links https://pastebin.com/36a1EXpR

Video: How to Bake In 2 Mins: >>5848043

>>6549027

Hi anon, thanks for your interest in baking.

if you were posting fresh bread from last bread to this one, you just type

fresh bread

followed by a copypasta of the

post number:

>>6548855

>>6548855

>>6548855

final result:

fresh bread

>>6548855

>>6548855

>>6548855

then copypasta to old bread

But you can leave it out, don't worry about it, anons can always find their way to new bread

Are you asking about that or how to generate the pastebin link?

https://pastebin.com/AecwZJuqhis?

>>6549007

Thanks anon, didn't get back right away because of replying to potential new baker with question. Don't know whether you bake or not but if you do (or know how), he may have questions and i can't stay for very long.

If you just take notes, tho, that would be great, kek.

>>6548913

>https://www.foxnews.com/politics/loretta-lynch-james-comey-contradition-clinton-probe-matter-investigation

yup, notabled already. But good for discussion.

Baker leaving shortly but here are some notes to get either a note-taker or baker started.

#8374

Early notes @150

>>6548914, >>6548934 IPOT ties together Hollywood connections/Getty fam (5/14; vid; starts at ~6 min)

>>6548924 Man accused of murder in NZ shootings also charged with terrorist act

>>6548940 Moar on mining discussion from LB >>6548871 (3min vid)

>>6548945 Aviation update F-13C crash march AFB, Riverside (vid; 8.46min)

>>6548966 HSBC plans more China tech jobs in push for market share

>>6549076

Would you like to try a shot at baking? Can't hurt, no one else is going to do it, I think. You don't have to decide now, if you are still around later, e-bake may come and you can jump in then and try your hand if you want.

And/or collect notes?

Another note-taker may arrive >>6549007

as well but you could do practice notes and compare with him (assuming he arrives, was on his way home).

Posted some notes here, not complete tho plenty moar posts to look at…..

>>6549120

>>6549124

Fuck off shill. We're just picking up a story on the NZ shooter, reporting on what's happening. Normal stuff.

>>6549002

>>6548921

>>6548855

Baker departing the kitchen

notifying BO/BV.

Pretty SHILLY in here tonight, patriots, keep your powder dry!!

>>6549007 note-taker?

>>6549137 practice baker maybe new baker?

>>6549120 early notes

Current pastebin (unchanged):

https://pastebin.com/AecwZJuq

G'night anons, have a good one

Always a privilege to serve with you

o7

>>6549158

May be obvious but this is a

GHOST BAKE

until another baker assumes responsibility.

>>6549179

Baker just leaving, anon, if you want to collect notes for this bread, you are welcome to. I only collected a few to help ANONS get started. Add to the list, that's the idea, o7.

Over and out.

>>6549448

>>6549448

Hello anon. This is baker from earlier, just woke up after nap.. Are you the practice baker who is (apparently) note-taker now?

>>6549456

My word! GYB here. Signed off on this thread 3 hours ago, woke up and thought I'd check on it. And here you are, even earlier than usual, God bless you, WnD….Man, am I ever still asleep. Bread's been going since 10:40 PT–4.5 hours ago.

>>6549462

Don't be sorry. Mammoth bread, thanks for taking responsibility. Good first experience, I hope. Any questions before ya go?

>>6549462

>I hope he throws the tea into the Thames

TOP-KEK, new baker, if you're still here. Notes look good, will get even better with experience. If you're able, come visit the bread before this one–it's a couple of hours earlier–and bake then with me or another night baker. Still slow enough to be pretty ez-bake but not GLACIAL.

Thanks you for your service, o7.

>>6549482

Ha-ha. Baker's convention yet again…..cracking up. I will go back soon, but can never get back to sleep right away. Looks like this is gonna be a three-baker bread, at least.

Think Gilligan's Island ("a three baker bread, a three baker bread"). I'll leave you with a little ditty i wrote for graveyard shift during a particularly L O N G to the same tune. Might come in handy.

A Special Tribute to Sunday Night Graveyard Anons

(to the Tune of the Gilligan Island Theme)

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a fateful bread

That started after the midnight hour

From a tiny 4-post bread.

The graveyard shift is a slow one, lads

It's not for the faint of heart

But Sunday night is a special fright

For it's the day 'fore the Monday 'mart.

But a doughty band of anons brave

Their duty not to shirk,

Stayed with the Board, though they couldn't afford

To miss Monday morning work (Monday morning work).

Oh what can we do for these winsome souls?

Who would sacrifice their sleep?

Baker gave a sigh as matins drew nigh

And the mists began to creep (mists began to creep).

"It sticks in my craw that the dough's still raw

And the hours are growing long,

"Well, lads come here, I've got a word to share,"

It's "seven fifty-one" (751).

The anons knew what they must do

Their eyes took on a gleam

Each dug into his big-gest stash

Of shitposts, jokes and memes (etc)

As the kitchen warmed, the dough it formed

In the shape of a crispy bun

As pretty soon, they'd all attuned

to seven-fifty one (751).

As the posts raced by, that bread did fly

Right up to the clouds in the sky

There aloft it sat, like a French cravat

Where only the eagles fly.

So this is the tale of anons who

Made a bread both light and fun

As they all cogitated, on a number as they waited for

Seven fifty-one (751).

>>6549502

Hey, baking would cure you of that forever. You can never bake a perfect bread. And even if you do, the shills will tell you it's bad and call you names. Pretty good cure for compulsive perfectionism. And it's totally free!

>>6549514

Ok ok, i'm gone….will check in maybe four hours from now and see you if you've finally baked. G'night friend, have a covfefe for me, over and out.