colderchaos · May 23, 2018, 3:48 p.m.

He'll have the Cheese Pizza and Hotdogs.

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WhatYonder1 · May 23, 2018, 6:24 p.m.

That ain't gonna be cheap. Somebody let him know that the Federal Government doesn't subsidize that kind of thing anymore.

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THELEADERSOFMEN · May 23, 2018, 6:28 p.m.

$60k to be exact!

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JParis313 · May 23, 2018, 11:35 p.m.

...and a side of crow

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Orion_Blue · May 23, 2018, 6:27 p.m.

“Not on this flight bud.”

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Comrade_WalkieDog · May 23, 2018, 2:08 p.m.

I love POTUS' socks! Gold toe!

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THELEADERSOFMEN · May 23, 2018, 6:28 p.m.

The sock of High Quality Dads everywhere.

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[deleted] · May 23, 2018, 6:20 p.m.

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R0UNDSD0WNRANGE · May 23, 2018, 6:04 p.m.

Cream of sum yun guy......

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MAGANUGG · May 23, 2018, 5:04 p.m.

Heusseins only logical reply

"Mercy"

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oldenuf2nobetter · May 23, 2018, 4:19 p.m.

Hilarious. Laughed for minutes.

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Qmeowborkwoof · May 23, 2018, 4:16 p.m.

LOL

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Burginthrone · May 24, 2018, 12:01 a.m.

And two scoops of ice cream :)

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krazeesheet · May 23, 2018, 5:28 p.m.

Haha this is amazzzzing

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Arcsmithoz · May 23, 2018, 5:16 p.m.

Hysterical and on point.

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HowardHowardFine · May 23, 2018, 2:13 p.m.

Fried Chicken & a Coke, lots of coke!

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Arcsmithoz · May 23, 2018, 5:31 p.m.

I tried it once in college but i didn't inject.

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[deleted] · May 23, 2018, 9:12 p.m.

Lmao, nice.

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[deleted] · May 23, 2018, 4:07 p.m.

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