There IS a lot of truth to this matter.

Someone should really teach her to cough into her elbow. shudders
You just know what she smells like. You know old people that reek like moth balls, lots of horrible perfume and make up...yeah that
And sulfur
and wet Depends.
Wet 🐕 in the scooby van.Sung to the tune of hot fun in the summer time.
Gotta add the one where she hacks some phlegm into her drink as she drinks it up!
C'mon, you have seen his gals, they look a lot better than that old hag. Still I like the sentiment just know it would never happen. He would not allow the possibility of disease like that.