https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Essay:Trump_Bodycount
This BS is making the rounds on the lib side:
You've heard of the Clinton bodycount.
But there's something bigger going on out there:
A look at the TRUMP BODYCOUNT and their connections
10 bodies β 9 "incidents" β and 1 real estate mogul!
Oct 1989: Stephen Hyde. Mark Etess. Johnathan Benanav.[edit]
HEADLINE: COPTER CRASH KILLS 3 AIDES OF TRUMP
Why were these three high-ranking execs placed on the same helicopter?
Why did this "accident" happen just when Trump's casinos hit gold?
How could a helicopter "mysteriously crash" in PERFECT WEATHER???
We all know Trump has connections with the mob β did he pay for a "hit"?
WE DEMAND ANSWERS!!!
Sep 2014: Larry Glazer. Jane Glazer.[edit]
HEADLINE: REAL ESTATE TYCOON LARRY GLAZER, WIFE ABOARD PLANE THAT CRASHED NEAR JAMAICA
Mr. Glazer was a BELOVED real estate developer in Rochester, NY.
He and his wife did a lot of good for the community!
But them the Glazers died in a MYSTERIOUS PLANE CRASH β near JAMAICA!
WHY would they be flying near Jamaica, "alone"???
Who would want them dead???
Maybe another NYC real estate mogul trying to expand his Rochester holdings???
DON'T BUY THE CRASH - PLANES DON'T JUST DROP OUT OF THE SKY!
Feb 2016: Mitch Huhem.[edit]
HEADLINE: DONALD FRIEND MITCH HUHEM FOUND DEAD IN $1.1 MILLION-BOCA RATON HOME!
A "suicide" in February of 2016 β for money!
Why didn't Trump help a mentor and confidant in financial stress?
This is the man who got Trump started in motivational speaking.
Maybe Trump was afraid Mitch would leak his secret fears!
Or maybe his plans on how to STEAL the REPUBLICAN PRIMARY!!!
WHAT DID MITCH KNOW???
Mar 2016: Garry Shandling.[edit]
HEADLINE: Garry Shandling's doctor REFUSES to sign death certificate
Shandling β who ATTACKED Trump's penis size β found DEAD of MYSTERIOUS HEART CONDITION!
The doctor "REPEATEDLY REFUSED" to sign the death certificate β because he has no idea why Shandling died!
Trump is WELL KNOWN to have THIN SKIN!
DID SHANDLING GO TOO FAR???
Apr 2016: Michael Ameri.[edit]
HEADLINE: COP QUESTIONED IN NYPD CORRUPTION PROBE KILLS HIMSELF!
Ameri was being INVESTIGATED in a NYPD corruption case.
He "committed suicide" the day AFTER he was told he WOULDN'T BE CHARGED β WHY???
What was AMERI going to tell investigators and JOURNALISTS???
Maybe he was ready to name a certain WEALTHY REAL ESTATE MOGUL known for shady behavior!!!
That sure wouldn't look good for a Presidential candidate!
DID TRUMP HAVE AMERI KILLED???
Jul 2016: Sarah Silverman.[edit]
HEADLINE: SARAH SILVERMAN "INSANELY LUCKY TO BE ALIVE"
Sarah Silverman ACTED AS HITLER to CRITICIZE TRUMP in an interview with CONAN O'BRIEN
AS HITLER, SHE SAID: "TRUMP IS STARTING TO MAKE ME RETHINK WHAT I'VE DONE" β OUCH!!!
But the Reichstag isn't the only thing GETTING DESTROYED!
Silverman BARELY SURVIVED a FREAK CASE of EPIGLOTTIS INFLAMATION!
She was in a COMA FOR 5 DAYS!!!
Why would her checkup doctor FAIL to note a BASIC CASE of EPIGLOTTIS???
MAYBE THERE WAS NOTHING TO SEE!!!
DID TRUMP POISON SARAH SILVERMAN, LIKE HITLER???
Sep 2016: Anton Yelchin.[edit]
ANTON YELCHIN DEATH SCENE PHOTOS SHOW BENT SECURITY GATE WHERE ACTOR DIED IN FREAK ACCIDENT
Star Trek ACTOR Anton Yelchin WOULDN'T TALK about Trump! Why???
And then Yelchin died in a FREAK ACCIDENT β CRUSHED by his own car!
And the SECURITY GATE by his HOUSE was MANGLED!
Trump's goons aren't known for being SUBTLE!!!
DID TRUMP CRUSH YELCHIN???
Sep 2016: Muahmmad Ali.[edit]
HEADLINE: WORLD MOURNS DEATH OF MUHAMMAD ALI
The would might mourn Ali β but TRUMP SURE DOESN'T!
Ali penned a HIGHLY CRITICAL piece:
"Presidential Candidates Proposing to Ban Muslim Immigration to the United States"!
What can Trump do? Ali's a friend, but he's IN THE WAY!
Ali died of sepsis. Why would a BOXING CHAMPION lose to BACTERIA???
DID TRUMP POISON THE GREATEST BOXER of ALL TIME???
Oct 2016: Michelle McNamara.[edit]
HEADLINE: PATTON OSWALT FEARS PRESCRIPTION OVERDOSE IN WIFE'S DEATH
Patton Oswalt named Trump a "ignorant, vengeful, racist asshole" β OUCH!
Michelle McNamara had spent years investigating the Golden State killer.
McNamara went to sleep one night and NEVER WOKE UP AGAIN β while PATTON WAS OUT OF THE HOUSE!!!
McNamara was IN GOOD HEALTH and was JUST 47!!!
DID PATTON PUSH TRUMP'S "KILLER" BUTTON???
Nov 2016: Megyn Kelly![edit]
JUST READ!!!
MEGYN KELLY: FOX NEWS HAD TO EXPLAIN TO TRUMP LAWYER WHY IT WOULD BE BAD IF I WERE KILLED
WOW!!!
KELLY IS β WAS??? β A PROMINENT TRUMP CRITIC!
DID TRUMP CONSIDER PUTTING AN END TO HER PROTESTS???
BREAKING: Carrie Fisher?![edit]
One of Carrie Fisher's VERY LAST tweets before SHE DIED:
"TRUMP speaking his mind ISN'T REFRESHING, it's APPALLING. Coca Cola is refreshingβ¦"
BOOM! DEAD!
I WONDER IF THERE'S A CONNECTIONβ¦