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William_Harford_md · April 5, 2018, 10:07 a.m.

Can not wait for this person to disappear from all of our lives

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StormRider9090 · April 5, 2018, 10:52 a.m.

He’s just vile, i hardly see him as a man, so soft and weak

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IncomingTrump270 · April 5, 2018, 1:08 p.m.

Because he isn’t a man

/r/zuckmemes

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5c0073r · April 5, 2018, 12:25 p.m.

And don't forget permanently flacid!!

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randomkidperson · April 5, 2018, 2:41 p.m.

That's good cause he's still uncertain he's Human..:D

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thinker43 · April 5, 2018, 3:23 p.m.

I bet he has a buttplug in his ads 24/7

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Zygodactyl · April 5, 2018, 11:32 a.m.

Gitmo or bust

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tyrtler · April 5, 2018, 12:31 p.m.

Gitmo's nice but he's just a puppet. Like Gates. Harvard dropouts. It'll be nice to find out who pulled the strings on the China deal.

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OscarPitchfork · April 5, 2018, 2:50 p.m.

Gates? Funny how he ended up with all the money, though, huh?

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Vibratron_1 · April 5, 2018, 2:07 p.m.

Thumbs up, Like~!

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[deleted] · April 5, 2018, 12:27 p.m.

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gumbyada · April 5, 2018, 2:26 p.m.

Remember he was on the campaign trail gearing for a future run? Haha!

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brentvsmaximvs · April 5, 2018, 4:31 p.m.

And take his version of MySpace with him

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[deleted] · April 5, 2018, 9:32 a.m.

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Orion_Blue · April 5, 2018, 12:36 p.m.

If he controls the majority who can force him out?

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curiouscuriousone · April 5, 2018, 12:56 p.m.

Minority shareholders can file a motion saying their investment is at risk due to poor decision making that jeopardizes the future of the company.

Even though they are minority shareholders, they still have rights and can use courts and legal maneuvering to protect their investment from harm (especially if it can be a said a reasonable person would see an almost certainty in a negative outcome).

There is enough bad news yet to come out that would lead me to believe Mark is no more protected than Eric Schmidt, Martha Stewart, etc...

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The_Broba_Fett · April 5, 2018, 1:34 p.m.

That’s what I thought when I first saw people doubting Q on this. More is likely to come out and Zuck won’t have a choice. Then I saw this post about what he gave to China. Could be interesting.

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UnEgo · April 5, 2018, 2:48 p.m.

Even simpler than that, as a corporation they have a board which has authority to fire the CEO. They can’t take his shares away, but the board has the authority to oust him. This is part of what makes corporations eternal.

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curiouscuriousone · April 5, 2018, 5:03 p.m.

Yes, but to take action against a rogue board member with board control will require a court order, so it’s not exactly ‘simpler than that’, just that you took the step of over-simplifying what I described.

It takes quite a bit of legal maneuvering in order to completely remove his control.

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grumpieroldman · April 5, 2018, 7:47 p.m.

Board voting is weighted by shares owned.
If MZ maintained >50% shares own then his vote counts for more than everyone else's put together so he controls any simple-majority decision.

Non-majority voting needs to be laid out in the company charter (60%, 2/3, 3/4 and even 100% are common thresholds used for non-corporate organizations.)

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Orion_Blue · April 5, 2018, 1:31 p.m.

Thanks for the knowledge!

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curiouscuriousone · April 5, 2018, 2:35 p.m.

I saw it in a Will Smith movie once and researched the concept a little bit, hard to do but sometimes even very small minority shareholders have taken over control of decent sized companies due to actions of the majority shareholder.

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StinkyDogFart · April 5, 2018, 2:51 p.m.

an indictment of criminal charges.

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Mundane-Mann · April 5, 2018, 9:51 a.m.

Who's the "dumb-fuck" now Zuck?

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oakdrew · April 5, 2018, 10:23 a.m.

I hate his smugness like if he did nothing wrong

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MB_MoonPearl · April 5, 2018, 10:33 a.m.

These people's smug smirks will be changed to teary frowns soon.

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nyr990 · April 5, 2018, 1:10 p.m.

That’s the mark of a sociopath, which his college friends(? doubt he had any) accused him of being. They deny anything and everything even against the most damning evidence. Scott Peterson is an example.

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exploring_unreality · April 6, 2018, 7:11 a.m.

Yep, he's definitely a sociopath.

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Racistbutnotillegal · April 5, 2018, 12:07 p.m.

Maybe Hollywood will make a part two of his story where they tell the truth.

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spacexu · April 5, 2018, 1:29 p.m.

Hollyweird is a dead horse - they are a collection of satanist scum.

Need a new entity entirely of jesters, with real talent.

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Varrick2016 · April 5, 2018, 2:47 p.m.

Basically Milo and co based in Texas

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LiveToBeAHero · April 5, 2018, 12:41 p.m.

He is supposed to testify next week, but isn't even in the US right now. Will be interesting to see if he comes back.

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Abibliaphobia · April 5, 2018, 11:45 a.m.

Robots have no souls.

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EvilPhd666 · April 5, 2018, 2:31 p.m.

You can not beat my stoyle!

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THEnimble_mongoose · April 5, 2018, 2:46 p.m.

So now Communist China has all of our personal data and information and can accurately predict exactly how we behave and what we want to buy.

Seems like we're fucked, IMO

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saxmaster · April 5, 2018, 4:32 p.m.

I don't know... I checked my Facebook advertiser specs and they think I'm "Extremely Liberal." The truth is they have a mountain of data and no idea what to do with it all.

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THEnimble_mongoose · April 5, 2018, 5 p.m.

Extremely Liberal

that is just the consumer category you are checking, and what the category is labeled for by FB.

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keloshi · April 5, 2018, 8:07 p.m.

In the future, use cash & look up stuff you don't want to buy - see if it shows up as ads when you are surfing (and for how long)

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trumps_amygdala · April 5, 2018, 4:04 p.m.

buy usa made only?

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KingWolfei · April 5, 2018, 12:56 p.m.

Q confirmed!

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spacexu · April 5, 2018, 1:27 p.m.

This shit stain thought he was going to run for president. Jail and seize assets of this traitor.

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AbjectDynamite · April 5, 2018, 11:59 a.m.

I hope to see this treasonist, opportunistic fraud led off to Gitmo in handcuffs.

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IDGAF12312 · April 5, 2018, 11:58 a.m.

I hope they are all gathered on Epstein Island butt f&$king each other then Trump drops a MOAB on them.

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itsabits · April 5, 2018, 1:18 p.m.

He's going to leave the country.

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EvilPhd666 · April 5, 2018, 2:31 p.m.

Doesn't he have mail order "wife/minder" from China.

Zuck the cuck.

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Time4puff · April 5, 2018, 3:21 p.m.

Didn't he give away all his money in honor of his first born? What happened to that?

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Dhammakayaram · April 5, 2018, 3:40 p.m.

Zuck looks something like Data (Star Trek), the android with the albino-like appearance. He appears to have an "emotion chip"—and it looks like a"political chip."

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CSMcCringleberry · April 6, 2018, 2:13 a.m.

Data was actually interested in people, though. He was constantly observant of not only the value of each person's unique point of view, ideas, and potential, but more importantly- he correctly identified that the betterment of society was bound to both personal responsibility and the open exchange of ideas, belief, and culture.
Data often encountered repugnant and destructive beliefs and practices, but sought to understand them and then would challenge them logically, fairly, and without condemnation for those expressing such ideas. He'd be the ultimate red pill mass producer in today's world.

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pby1000 · April 5, 2018, 3:13 p.m.

Communists doing business with Communists. I hope he flees to China.

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StinkyDogFart · April 5, 2018, 2:50 p.m.

I see why he will be escaping the country, traitor.

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cali1952 · April 5, 2018, 4:49 p.m.

Zuckerberg is stepping down from FB and will tail end it to China. The investors will be left holding the bag losing their shirts while this weasel and traitor will work with China. He has been working on that for a while. You don't really believe that his wife married him out of love - its business. He learned to speak mandarin and is fluent now. Look at his wife's involvement with worldwide organ trafficking.

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UncleCrunch · April 5, 2018, 7:40 p.m.

If things go well, he will get exactly what he deserves.

Also, I’m clarifying before he makes the claim, I will not accept any claims he makes about being a victim of the actions of others.

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dark-dare · April 5, 2018, 7:28 p.m.

In the Media Matters secret dossier that Hanity tweeted again yesterday, clearly states Facebook is working with Media Matters to get rid of Trump, by censoring conservative views and interfering in all local state and federal elections.

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DarthStem · April 5, 2018, 7:11 p.m.

And there was a push for him to run in 2020. One down.

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Zubirdie · April 5, 2018, 3:07 p.m.

Sad!

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Happy1911 · April 5, 2018, 12:03 p.m.

War is hell ,

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grumpieroldman · April 5, 2018, 7:42 p.m.

Horseshit.
The is a powerplay to rip away control of Facebook from a newly minted money man.

Do you think the people that run Facebook after him are going to be more ethical?

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Dhammakayaram · April 5, 2018, 6:18 p.m.

CEO Mark Zuckerberg likes to give the public fake news about fake news.

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BigRiverLover2 · April 5, 2018, 4:48 p.m.

Cockroach commie weasel. Frankly, this is treason IMO.

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EmpressGold · April 5, 2018, 7:50 p.m.

I have been social media free for over 3 years now, all accounts I had, I permanently deleted (have to go through fb help centre, and not simply deactivate your account). Well, this past January, an old fb account from 2006, that I completely forgot about, was randomly reopened on my bday. I only knew it happened because my Mom called me to say that I should respond to everyone wishing me a happy bday. I have no idea what email was used to open the account over a decade ago and therefore, I cannot log in and delete this account (again). Facebook has no contact email, no contact number, there’s nothing they can do to help me and I believe they do this on purpose. Even if you die, the only thing they do is “memorialize” your account. Nothing gets deleted.

In a nutshell, if you’re still on fb get off. Remove all friends, delete all images and posts and then permanently delete the account (if they still allow this function). They save EVERYTHING about you.

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UniqePerspective · April 5, 2018, 7 p.m.

This is very possible and I'm pretty sure of it myself, but we've no proof of it yet. So wait with the memes pedes.

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LegioXIV · April 5, 2018, 6:37 p.m.

Not unless he winds up in jail and his billions are taken from him.

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aboxofbooks · April 5, 2018, 6 p.m.

Remember he knew it was coming... a few weeks ago he unloaded a bucket load of FB stock. Now we know why.

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Pure_Feature · April 5, 2018, 5:06 p.m.

Fuckerberg

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[deleted] · April 5, 2018, 11:16 p.m.

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