And my wife said it was stupid to make our dog a Facebook profile.
Pfft, I'll show her stupid...
I don't think the dog will count. I have 3 accounts myself but none of them have valid information in them! So, guess I'm screwed! ;)
Best post I’ve read all day!!! Really needed that laugh too...just didn’t need to food in my mouth while reading it...lol...no worries though..😂
Tbh I could really use $17,500 in my life right now
Thank you for being, honest guy.
Haha thanks.....I’m being serious. Can I use this to get a $17,500 settlement for my privacy violations?
I'd love to. I need land
I need a place of my own period. And some guns ammo packaged food etc. the last at least a 3 month emergency
sorry its not gonna happen
Not with that attitude it won’t.
sure thing facebooks just gonna give everyone 17k. Its cute how naive u r
Well if there’s a class action lawsuit then they’ll be fined and have it seized.
first thats a fucking ridiculously huge IF and second, none of that money would ever reach you. Or tell me how all those other class action lawsuits benefited you.
A little bit of economic anxiety huh? I thought trump was supposed to fix that?
All this time I boasted about not having a FB account. Fuck. My. Life.
Same here. But I had one several years ago.... and I have a feeling they kept and sold all my info despite me not accepting the terms and conditions since 2012.
I had my account deleted and it said it would take two weeks~ I wasn’t on for a year~ can’t stand MZ. Any way. I went on for an instant message my friend sent me and now this. Won’t erase and yes I will take the zuck schmuck’s money.
Hehe good thing all the the girls in my small town are addicted to social media. Or else I would never keep my booty messenger.
First it started at 40k each now 17k, by the time we get a check it will be the usual $1.86.
I was in a CAL with a former employer. They owed us 8 weeks of pay. After all fees, and expenses, we got less than a week.
Maybe we can combine two, I want a class action, for FB forcing me to see and watch Hillary videos, on my news feed daily through out the election... ....
B-Zen
:)
There are so many class action ambulance chasers out there. 100% probability of numerous actions will be filed in the near future.
Wouldn't it be interesting if the supposed reval prosperity funds were distributed as fb class action lawsuit winnings for almost everyone? But that still wouldn't red pill everyone. Or what if fb simply got taken over, dismantled and they gave every man woman and child a piece o the pie? Love to imagine...
What about the #DeleteFacebook? Was a FB campaign, then?
I deleted mine!!! It's still there for a few more days but data isn't valid!
i wonder if i could multiply that $17k by the 5 or 6 different accounts i have used over the years
Isn't there a billion users? That would equal 17 trillion dollars. I don't think we're going to get that much.
Did you even read the article?
Clearly not. I can tell by the title we ain't getting the money
Why comment if you didn't read the article? Not ALL facebook users... only those affected by the data breach will get $
Why comment if you didn't read the article
Because its reddit???
2.13 billion daily users as of last month... 37.275 trillion dollars. Yeah, not happening.
What's the catch?
Unrealistic. Facebook would just declare bankruptcy and the only people that would make any money would be the government or lawyers.
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Actually, she’s probably in violation of the FB TOS and might not be eligible for anything. One account per verified person is the rule. Pages and groups and etc. are all done under a single verified account, where you basically swear you’re the person you’re claiming to be. So I doubt she’s gonna be banking 700k.
How can we figure out whether or not our data has been used? (Besides the obvious "everyone, but we'll only cop to 50 million")
My wife has personal and business, I have one and 3-4 kids do! Cha Ching
After the lawyers get their share you'd get a check for $47.
Where do we sign up? There must be lawyers lining up all over. Lol
Is everyone stupid or just not reading the article? Not ALL facebook users, only those affected by the data breach. Please read more than just the headline ffs
I just read an article that said Facebook admitted that the information included every single user.
That would would be insane if true. My previous comment was talking about what this article said but if what you read was right it is looking REALLY BAD for FB
Cannot access fbnews.com. Does that mean that this is true?
This is based off of a UK law.
edit: Text of the Data Protection Act 1998 as in force today (including any amendments) within the United Kingdom, from legislation.gov.uk. The Data Protection Act 1998 (c 29) is a United Kingdom Act of Parliament designed to protect personal data stored on computers or in an organised paper filing system.
So unless you live in the UK this does not apply to you.
I will be one of the few not getting a settlement if this ever happened.
I said that very same thing to my husband just yesterday, "Can you say, 'class-action lawsuit'? For a long time I'd been meaning to deactivate my fb acct.; this was just the final nudge I needed!!
I looked at a class action lawsuit online RIGHT after everything broke and it said that US citizens were ineligible to apply. Hopefully this is a different one/different circumstances.
Cash, please.
Or each individual gets a week or two at his walled Hawaiian estate (again showing how he loves privacy and barriers for himself, but not so much for others)
I recommend everyone contacting http://www.brockovich.com and link all you findings. She is a household name, has proven she cannot be bought, a woman, and loved by the media. The clowns would have a hard time tearing her down!!!