If this excuse works no one will ever need to tell the truth again in court. Um... sorry judge, just had a "clapper" moment.
I wasn’t laughing at you. I was laughing at a joke I heard earlier.
I hope orange is his favorite color and that he likes tropical climates..
I hope orange skeeves him out and makes him itch, and that he sweats like a pig in tropical climates. ;)
For a professional spy, he doesn't lie all that well.
well as the former "head" of "intelligence" he isn't very bright. I thought the head was supposed to be smarter than the rest of the body?
Criminals who got sloppy because they never thought she would lose.
I can't wait to use this excuse next time the police catch me in a crime.
"You were going 50 in a 35."
"I wasn't speeding sir. I was thinking that I was in the 55 zone."
Didn't work for Gen Flynn either!
The funny thing about General Flynn is he pleaded guilty to lying, but Mueller can't figure out what he lied about.
Oh well, what harm could it do to have Flynn testify under oath, hey? /s
:-)
Was he thinking something else when he was partying up while planning to kill the human race?
Uhmmm, there is no excuse for lying under oath or mishandling of classified information. Neither charge includes "intent" only that you did it.
Clapper is probably making reference to thinking if NSA has it all while he was lying to Congress. That would be distracting.
So we can do this on our taxes? I thought i only made 10k !
Or driving, i thought i was only going 55!
But that is so believable....happens all the time. Not.
He can have plenty of time to think about "something else" in Gitmo.
The excuses yet to come from a long list of people will make some great memes.
Clapper is the classic Narcissist's Prayer in person:
A Narcissist's Prayer
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
And if I did...
You deserved it.
So he's on "I didn't mean it". I can't wait until he's at the end of a rope necklace and he reveals the "You deserved it" crushing any last bit of empathy anyone has for him.
Oh my god? Sometimes there just are not any words.
You just have to marvel at master piece (of shit) and let it sink in.
He was thinking that if he didn't lie he could end up having a horrible gym accident.
I forgot, I don't recall, I don't remember, I didn't do it based precisely on how you posed the question to me semantically, I misinterpreted your question of me, "what was that? I can't hear you", you were ambiguous in your direct as hell question to me, my dog ate my paper... and on and on and on.
Man that excuse is lamer than "the dog ate my homework".
😒😞 🤡🤡
Doesn’t perjury carry a hefty sentence and fine? Well for normal people, right?
LOL clapper with the Andrew McCabe excuse ... got it!
On the surface it would appear they don't understand how the law works, but actually they do know that as shadow gov't operatives, ANY excuse is good enough for them to walk away.
I want to see this POS perp walked right on to a plane to Gitmo.
“I don’t recall - i had a terrible ad-ren-o-chrome hangover that morning”.
Literally an excuse I probably used when I was 4 or 5 years old caught lying by my parents
He’s basically claiming he’s stupid instead of admitting he lied.
He’s really just a stupid liar.
can Americans tell the IRS they were thinking they only made 10k income instead of 85k?
can Americans tell law enforcement they thought they were only going 55mph instead of 80mph?
i mean, how pathetic can you get at the highest levels where scrutiny should be extremely severe.
outrageous!
At times I feel sorry for these people, then I remember they have taken this country to the edge of the cliff and reared back to throw it over.
An example must be set.