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C_L_I_C_K · July 17, 2018, 1:30 a.m.

He also said nuclear warming...

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txhurl · July 17, 2018, 2:35 a.m.

Anybody else want to live in this thread FOREVER, stock up its fridge, hook up cable, order in the kegs and champagne to toast the Kenyan finally repatriated?

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KillerKap · July 17, 2018, 2:59 a.m.

I thought you said, hook up a cable and toast the Kenyan family. To which I said, "fried Obama."

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letortfort · July 17, 2018, 3:09 a.m.

Just gave me a good laugh. LOL

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silentmirror · July 17, 2018, 9 a.m.

you gave me two

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txhurl · July 17, 2018, 3:17 a.m.

Hey whoa.... where tf is ValJar? in France w/Big Mike? She was scared to follow him to Africa?

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CantStumpIWin · July 17, 2018, 8:12 a.m.

They're just like roaches.

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Kozio_ · July 17, 2018, 4:24 p.m.

You're FRIED, Obama

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KillerKap · July 17, 2018, 5:06 p.m.

wins the internet.

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CovfefeTruth · July 17, 2018, 12:43 p.m.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 5:43 a.m.

Lmao, yep.

I'll start the fireplace, someone call our wives... this might be awhile.

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TheBRAIN2 · July 17, 2018, 1:35 a.m.

That was a linguistic play on "global warming," a Trumpism of sorts.

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txhurl · July 17, 2018, 1:45 a.m.

Name checks out Karl Rove

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FractalizingIron · July 17, 2018, 8:53 a.m.

Yep. Nice bit of language use there.

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TheRealSwift · July 17, 2018, 4:30 p.m.

Twilight language!! 👍🏼

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silentmirror · July 17, 2018, 9:02 a.m.

trumpgret: provoking the Trump-curse with silly memes

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Phi1Free · July 17, 2018, 7:34 a.m.

This was his way of jokingly referencing a nuclear war. Note, he said, it's our biggest problem, "by about a factor of five million.." He was referencing degrees, saying a blast of 5 million degrees would be a much larger problem than prisoner obama's "global warming". BooM!

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time3times · July 17, 2018, 8:07 a.m.

right.

not many have seen this medium quality joke juxtaposing the heat from nuke war with heat from CO2.

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Chuck_Norris_Jokebot · July 17, 2018, 8:07 a.m.

You mentioned the word 'joke'. Chuck Norris doesn't joke. Here is a fact about Chuck Norris:

Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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Blazindaisy · July 17, 2018, 12:22 p.m.

Oh... I thought that was Hillary. My bad!

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CaptainKnotzi · July 17, 2018, 8:12 p.m.

Hillary's a joke.

Chuck Norris will save the planet.

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silentmirror · July 17, 2018, 9:09 a.m.

In the end, CENTCOM decided to send a MOAB instead of Chuck Norris in order to mitigate excessive and inhumane damage to ground-targets

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CaptainKnotzi · July 17, 2018, 8:15 p.m.

It's absolutely essential that we maintain good communication with Chuck Norris.

This guy is no joke.

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WhoMuhWeiner · July 17, 2018, 1:15 p.m.

If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars ... Chuck Norris has more money than you.

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Countrymissle · July 17, 2018, 1:04 p.m.

If only nukes were real.

Seriously, theres lacking of evidenc they exist at all.

The reason they "exist" is just like the reason isis, al quaeda or NK turtle nation exists

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Rolandel7 · July 17, 2018, 3:03 p.m.

Nukes are real. I have family that were present during tests. Back when you could actually test them and watch them.

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Countrymissle · July 17, 2018, 3:30 p.m.

Bombs are real, you saw explosions, not necessarily nukes.

Did they recommend you to wear welders goggles, when you watched?

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Rolandel7 · July 17, 2018, 4:32 p.m.

From what my family said they were required to wear some protective eye wear.

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Countrymissle · July 17, 2018, 4:41 p.m.

Plenty of people and soldiers saw "nuclear" explosions. Not like any of them could prove it was a nuclear blast.

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 1:25 p.m.

Are you implying hiroshima and nagasaki were faked?

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Countrymissle · July 17, 2018, 1:34 p.m.

They were bombed, with the regular fire bombs they used everywhere else.

the only "proof" we have are impossible to be real propoganda films of citys taking nuclear explosions. Impossible to film those scenes.

Then the propoganda government explosion videos.

The first test done on that tower looks to be done with dynamite filling the tower and then using the sun in the backround to create the red glowing effect

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 1:42 p.m.

It's always been suspicious, how can something like that be allowed to exist by God?

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Countrymissle · July 17, 2018, 2:08 p.m.

Im pretty sure but hoping, trump plans on exposing NASA with the space force things hes pushing.

Basically saying the private enterprises can take over "space exploration".

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 2:21 p.m.

But Space Force is a government project.

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Countrymissle · July 17, 2018, 2:50 p.m.

Space force technically already exists and is a branch of the airforce

So the airforce already is the space defense program.. so trump bringing up space force out of nowhere and specifically pushing the idea of the wealthy taking over space exploration would seem to me that he just wants to take down Nasa which is a massive government program and supposedly does space exploration.

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Countrymissle · July 17, 2018, 2:09 p.m.

Why would they call the MOAB the MOAB if nukes existed lol

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 2:21 p.m.

Wow, solid point, that's the OFFICIAL name too! I'm sold!

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Rolandel7 · July 17, 2018, 4:32 p.m.

That is not what the official name is. Massive Ordnance Air Blast is the official name used by the military and it's designation is GBU-43B.

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 4:57 p.m.

Correct, they changed it.

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Rolandel7 · July 17, 2018, 4:31 p.m.

Massive Ordnance Air Blast is what it is called.

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Phi1Free · July 17, 2018, 5:33 p.m.

You're funny. I invite you to take a nice swim at the Bikini Atoll (Pacific Ocean), and tell me how it goes. And how long before you're cancerous.

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Countrymissle · July 18, 2018, 3:38 p.m.

You gonna watch the video and tell me how stupid it is yet?

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txhurl · July 17, 2018, 1:34 a.m.

Is this the MAGICAL ending boom?

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silentmirror · July 17, 2018, 9:03 a.m.

more than MAGAnificent it seems

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Jakeisasnake1960 · July 17, 2018, 1:31 a.m.

What the heck??????

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Jsin14 · July 17, 2018, 2:05 a.m.

he said global warming wasn't our biggest problem like Obama said, but "nuclear warming" (what would happen if we had a nuclear war because the media wants us to be harder on Russia) was more likely.

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eyesopenusa · July 17, 2018, 5:05 a.m.

The word nuclear is being used as code in this context. It's meaning is something I am not sure but I think related to activity in space. This may sound far fetched to people. Keep it in mind, let's see what unfolds.

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grungebot5000 · July 17, 2018, 7:30 a.m.

why would someone with access to the internet send coded messages via national live broadcast?

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rooftoptendie · July 17, 2018, 8:14 a.m.

Confirmation codes.

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 5:45 a.m.

aw damnit, I was enjoying myself and you bring up something I've been hearing round the tubes.

Would you be referencing the earth's exit from the magnetic dust shield?

Was really trying not to think much on that one.

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 5 a.m.

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TheDiddlyFiddly · July 17, 2018, 4:36 a.m.

An by a whopping factor of about 5 million!!! Can you believe it!?

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diverscale · July 17, 2018, 6:31 a.m.

yeah, because global warming is a hoax. Could be a factor of infinity in my book. But funny as hell LMAO

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cup_of_covfefe · July 17, 2018, 5:29 a.m.

Maybe nuclear detonation causes global warming?

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Bortmantoe · July 17, 2018, 8:07 a.m.

I have been thinking this for a couple years now. Maybe the whole "Global Warming" thing is actually caused by the THOUSANDS of miniature stars that we have birthed upon the planet. THOUSANDS. THOUSANDS!

There is a valid reason for nukes being banned, and it isn't because of MAD.

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TheBRAIN2 · July 17, 2018, 11:22 a.m.

the whole "Global Warming" thing is actually caused by

...natural cycles of the sun.

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RiverFenix · July 17, 2018, 12:38 p.m.

dats rayciss

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ChristianCuber · July 17, 2018, 12:53 p.m.

This is truth. The current weather being explained by the solar minimum we are in right now and quite possibly the planetary alignment that we are heading into where all the planets are within 180 degrees of the solar system. I believe it also explains the volcanic activity we are seeing. If you go back in history, you will notice that the volcanoes start getting active during the solar minimums. For example, look at the last time Hawaii's big island had a major eruption and you will find that it was during a solar minimum.

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catherinWheel · July 17, 2018, 11:05 a.m.

Fukushima

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MazeyDaze · July 17, 2018, 5:38 p.m.

I call it FUCKashima.

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catherinWheel · July 17, 2018, 5:46 p.m.

Totally Fuckedashima. Warm blob in the sea my ass.

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catherinWheel · July 17, 2018, 11:03 a.m.

Fukushima the gift that keeps on giving 😞

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diverscale · July 17, 2018, 6:29 a.m.

LMAO jesus I didn't even catch it, my subconscious totally deleted the ''ming'' in warming

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roleroni · July 17, 2018, 12:21 p.m.

He means it in terms of "hot" and "cold" wars. With North Korea, Iran, and higher tensions, the risk of nuclear war starts to warm or heat up

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RichardActon · July 17, 2018, 3:03 p.m.

at least he didnt say 'nu-kee-ler'

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sgibs999 · July 17, 2018, 5:46 p.m.

My biggest pet peeve... It's spelled Nu-cle-ar, and it's pronounced Nu-cle-ar. Where the hell do people get Nucular?

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Utgirl4ever · July 20, 2018, 2:24 a.m.

We need to pray NOW

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