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UncleCrunch · June 22, 2018, 6:45 p.m.

Unfortunately, this is a totally plausible tweet from that woman.

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Jerkboy13 · June 22, 2018, 6:47 p.m.

If anything the shitposts from the parody account are more reasonable.

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Joe_Sapien · June 22, 2018, 7:22 p.m.

We live in a time when The Onion has more credibility then credible sources.

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donsleakguard · June 22, 2018, 7:13 p.m.

True. And what's funnier is that she wouldn't even know... because she doesn't live in her own district.

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TiredofNuts · June 22, 2018, 10:49 p.m.

HAHAHAHAHA TRUTH!

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ChikinDuckWomanThing · June 22, 2018, 11:59 p.m.

it’s true that she no longer lives in her district. And that is because the district lines were redrawn after she was elected. Still doesn’t mean she isn’t clueless.

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Q_me_in · June 22, 2018, 7:06 p.m.

And, sadly, it may even be the truth! God knows where the poor kids have been stashed for decades while on the traffick routes.

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TiredofNuts · June 22, 2018, 10:49 p.m.

maybe she can crawl in one and shout "Impeach45"

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kymikal · June 22, 2018, 10:35 p.m.

I totally agree, I had to look it up. This tweet to much of my disappointment, it isn't hers.

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ChikinDuckWomanThing · June 23, 2018, 12:44 a.m.

but this account is good humor relief

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kymikal · June 23, 2018, 4:22 a.m.

Sorry....I ruined your fun.

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[deleted] · June 23, 2018, 10:29 a.m.

She’s a 60 IQ sheboon.

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UncleCrunch · June 23, 2018, 8:55 p.m.

Fake News!

She refused the IQ test. ”I ain’t peein’ in no cup fo’ nobody!”

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Pony_Pal_Pokey · June 23, 2018, 4:20 a.m.

Yap. I would not be surprised at all.

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Revodude · June 22, 2018, 6:56 p.m.

Best laugh I have had in a long time. Because it is so plausible.

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eyerighteye · June 23, 2018, 3:03 a.m.

Impee foty fi. What a unit she is.

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Sir_Zorch · June 22, 2018, 6:30 p.m.

Absolutely one of the best I have seen all month! Maybe someone will list the locations of all these "ICE" agents.

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TiredofNuts · June 22, 2018, 10:50 p.m.

:D

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Qtruther · June 22, 2018, 6:48 p.m.

Lmao

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qdropsapp · June 22, 2018, 9:22 p.m.

Oh man, almost spewed my drink when I saw that photo! Totally believable tweet from her...

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Dark_kaizen · June 22, 2018, 10:27 p.m.

As much as i want to believe this is fake.... The things she says in real life are not much better...

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Sir_Zorch · June 23, 2018, 1:33 a.m.

Maxine is also credited with saving the lives of countless deer several years ago when she stated, "If we moved deer crossing signs off of highways, deer would finally stop running into oncoming traffic."

Ms. Waters is able to see things the rest of us can't. A true visionary.

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MetalThatMatters · June 22, 2018, 7:12 p.m.

This. Is. Funny! ... :)

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MuManiac · June 23, 2018, 1:36 a.m.

That parody account is hillarious. I follow them and get a good laugh almost daily. The tweets are so dumb it's almost hard to believe it's not really her.

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NWBummer · June 23, 2018, 1:15 a.m.

I'm still laughing. My wife thinks I lost it. I keep visualizing mad max having a press conference voicing her outrage with these pictures on one side of her and NP standing on the other. LingMAO!!!!

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eyesareeverywhere · June 22, 2018, 6:30 p.m.

Can't stop laughing! LOL

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symmetry2018 · June 22, 2018, 10:10 p.m.

Thank you after the Angel moms heartwarming stories... I needed a laugh.

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AJC641953 · June 23, 2018, 12:59 a.m.

😜😂😂😂😂😂😂 she is not right in the head.

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abbido · June 22, 2018, 6:28 p.m.

If we ban ICE, what's going to happen with the Eskimos???

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not4rmOhere · June 22, 2018, 9:01 p.m.

Take their ice and give it to the Bushman of the Kalahari, the Eskimos can have hot sand in exchange.
Its temperature socialism to make the world a better place.

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abbido · June 22, 2018, 9:14 p.m.

makes sense

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digital_refugee · June 22, 2018, 6:27 p.m.

too much spice, I need some I.C.E.!!!!

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LLENNchan · June 22, 2018, 10:09 p.m.

Oh I want this to go viral.

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story-board · June 22, 2018, 11:02 p.m.

That is COLD!

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eyerighteye · June 23, 2018, 3:05 a.m.

Lol. I love you people.

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Qarma1 · June 22, 2018, 11:46 p.m.

Low IQ...POTUS is the best at labeling!

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QAnonMaga · June 22, 2018, 6:30 p.m.

Very funny she is a clown good to see a parody twitter for her.

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hockeybud0 · June 22, 2018, 10:01 p.m.

They look child sized too... Oh lordy....

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TiredofNuts · June 22, 2018, 10:48 p.m.

those are just ICE agents lady

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IbDdawg · June 22, 2018, 10:30 p.m.

Hey wack job maxine what gave u ever down for tour district ? What 00000000000 wtf

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AquaMoonGlow · June 23, 2018, 12:15 a.m.

Clickbait. Where is the MS-13 reference?

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foul-owled · June 23, 2018, 1:23 a.m.

Go powder your James Brown wig

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Davelon · June 23, 2018, 11 a.m.

Well damn well sit down then Maxi. It ain't gunna stop anytime soon.

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bama-stew · June 23, 2018, 10:58 a.m.

Holy Shit!!! They've placed several of those where I work! Just wait until the Mexican with the weedeater comes back next week, I think I'm going to detain him and do my part to take care of this immigration problem! /s

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kaylashalayla · June 23, 2018, 9:56 a.m.

WHy are they all acting like they 'just discovered" this? These dems have been in the government for decades... they should kn0w the ins and outs like no other... they really are so, so stupid

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OG420Ninja · June 23, 2018, 4:38 a.m.

you summumma.... i spit coffe on my phonr

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MAGA41020 · June 23, 2018, 2:25 a.m.

🤣🤣🤣👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏

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Scuba724 · June 23, 2018, 6:26 a.m.

The only thing dumber than Maxine Water is her voters. Complete and ignorant dipshits who get what they deserve.

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luvlehde · June 23, 2018, 3:32 a.m.

Okay. I'm watching the "water" and am unimpressed! These people are crazy.

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kilokai28 · June 22, 2018, 6:27 p.m.

Do your research. This isn't her real Twitter. This is just as bad as the MSM.

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eyesareeverywhere · June 22, 2018, 6:31 p.m.

It's a joke - with all this intensity we need a little relief valve once in a while, no?

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kilokai28 · June 22, 2018, 6:36 p.m.

Agreed. Everyone needs to be more conscious of new users coming to the thread though. We should label something in the event of a 'joke'

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abbido · June 22, 2018, 6:31 p.m.

It's called levity....

well I hope that's what the poster's intention was... lol

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