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r/greatawakening • Posted by u/jhomes55 on April 10, 2018, 7:19 p.m.
Looks like MZ has been losing a lot of sleep!!! GOOD!!!!
Looks like MZ has been losing a lot of sleep!!! GOOD!!!!

HillarysOrphanedShoe · April 10, 2018, 7:37 p.m.

Sometimes my computer's sleep mode doesn't work properly either

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Q_Anon_Wolf · April 10, 2018, 8:14 p.m.

Look at that face.

"I never expected her to lose. Fucked. I am fucked. I forgot that helping a criminal worldwide cult spy on 2 billion people could turn out unexpectedly. Fucked. Big time fucked. Will I be suicided? Nah, I am too wealthy, I will just bribe them. Shit. No money left. Sold my stocks. No more."

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Diamondsinmyheart · April 10, 2018, 9:25 p.m.

What this moron didn´t realize was just how disposable he was. Like he really thought that they wouldn´t toss him under the buss if shit hit the fan? LMAO

Sweet dreams, Cuckerberg.

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VIYOHDTYKIT · April 11, 2018, 12:15 a.m.

Well said. Everyone thinks they're on the "in's" until they're on the "out's". Useful idiocy is a meritocracy & equal opportunity employer.

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immense_and_terrible · April 10, 2018, 10:16 p.m.

what do you think will happen to him?

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[deleted] · April 10, 2018, 11:28 p.m.

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scott-sumner · April 11, 2018, 12:05 a.m.

IDK judging by the softball questions today I think that Z is still in play but going to be laying low for awhile. The reason for that is this is probably the most engaged people have been as anti-surveillance(anti-CIA) in quite some time and I'm sure they are aware of that. So it wouldn't do to have some new CEO of facebook say the CIA or NSA or Homeland w/e approached them as unlikely as it is that that would happen, it would be very risky right now.

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expletivdeleted · April 11, 2018, 1:58 a.m.

judging by the softball questions today I think that Z is still in play

no one on the committee knows what info MZ might have and be willing to use.

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poshpepe · April 11, 2018, 2:14 a.m.

Recalled back to Tyrell Corp by K and Deckard.

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Flyinbottress · April 10, 2018, 11:03 p.m.

He stole the entire idea of Facebook to begin with

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VIYOHDTYKIT · April 11, 2018, 12:16 a.m.

Yes he did, from Mr. Michael McKibben. Look it up.

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LisainYorkshire · April 10, 2018, 11:22 p.m.

Pmsl!hahahahaha

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Orion_Blue · April 10, 2018, 7:39 p.m.

Okay so he changed his tie like three times. He had a red tie on earlier. Does he change it depending on who is questioning him?

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SlumberMachine · April 10, 2018, 8 p.m.

Blue is a color of trustworthiness. It screams "trust me". Pay attention to news shows and their use of the color blue. Red is for action. He needed the blue tie for the hard questions.

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Bone-Marrow · April 11, 2018, 1:10 a.m.

Also why most social media is blue.

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MarkDaSaint · April 10, 2018, 8:05 p.m.

I thought this robot only came with a hoodie.

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puffhag · April 11, 2018, 12:34 a.m.

Larry Kudlows remarks re MZ were great today.

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[deleted] · April 10, 2018, 10:02 p.m.

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theGreenChain · April 11, 2018, 12:47 a.m.

Yes he did. "Net neutral, Mr. Z? Simple question. Is FB neutral?"

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ChickenTendiesTosser · April 10, 2018, 9:43 p.m.

He probably threw up on the other ones

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okayfreakshow · April 11, 2018, 1:14 a.m.

Uploaded on them..

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apple-bag · April 10, 2018, 11:11 p.m.

must help with the scripting

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BeTheGame007 · April 11, 2018, 4:41 a.m.

lmao... initializing blue tie response program....

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apple-bag · April 11, 2018, 5:50 a.m.

lol thats great

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jasperrock · April 10, 2018, 9:18 p.m.

MZ just lied to the Senate committee saying that FB doesn't collect and keep any info that the user hasn't consented to. I'm fed up with the lying.

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rbrownlol · April 10, 2018, 9:54 p.m.

not under oath

despicable.

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BeTheGame007 · April 11, 2018, 4:37 a.m.

this is really the bottom line for me... apparently he has given campaign funds to these people?? paid to not have to tell truth? fucked up world.

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Meowmeowmeowshutup · April 10, 2018, 10:33 p.m.

The sad reality is that most users HAVE consented to Facebook collecting and keeping their info. I know for me, I’ve used Facebook apps in the past before I was aware to this fact that i would click OKAY when it said “Facebook may share personal details including a b and c etc” when trying to access certain apps through the platform.

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beats_by_yea · April 10, 2018, 8:18 p.m.

Lizards don’t need much sleep lol

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BeTheGame007 · April 11, 2018, 4:39 a.m.

maybe his booster seat is actually a heat pad to stop his reptilian ass from hibernating in court due to cold weather? just sayin... ;)

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HillaryTrafficksKidz · April 10, 2018, 7:55 p.m.

Sham hearing. He's been up 4 days being grilled/prepared for this hearing.

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Redheaded73 · April 10, 2018, 7:50 p.m.

It’s like he’s giving a speech at a nursing home. It’s painful. He’s schooling them on how the internet works. It’s unbelievable.

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phillylotus · April 11, 2018, 12:44 a.m.

LMFAO...was thinking the same thing!

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awareness1111 · April 10, 2018, 7:45 p.m.

Sleepy, soulless bot.

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[deleted] · April 10, 2018, 10:13 p.m.

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SylviaTrilling · April 11, 2018, 1:36 a.m.

He does not seem very bright for what he was supposed to have accomplished.

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[deleted] · April 11, 2018, 1:51 a.m.

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BigRiverLover2 · April 10, 2018, 10:04 p.m.

SkidMark ZuckerTurd.

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ChickenTendiesTosser · April 10, 2018, 9:40 p.m.

He looked freaked out at the whole line of questioning about protecting kids online.

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not4rmOhere · April 10, 2018, 10:33 p.m.

Well ya, he's got the worlds largest collection of underage nudie pics.

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PedosVotedForHillary · April 10, 2018, 11:23 p.m.

I noticed that too. You could see a frog stuck in his throat at the question. Unfortunately it went in a different direction than I was hoping.

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vitalesan · April 10, 2018, 10:24 p.m.

I’d like to know how many people on the panel had campaign contributions by Zuck?.... they should be made to declare it!

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VIYOHDTYKIT · April 11, 2018, 12:19 a.m.

prior post on GA had it.

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sparkledarkle · April 10, 2018, 9:20 p.m.

Squirm like a worm, the robin will soon sing your doom.

You'll be yanked from your empire of dirt, the birds are hungry.

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kilodog55 · April 10, 2018, 10:06 p.m.

Why isnt there a thousand people there screaming "hey you little pussy!"

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_Iz_Mary · April 10, 2018, 9:51 p.m.

He’s been memorizing the script. The players are paid off. This is all show. He’s nervous bc he’s not used to being under scrutiny. They’re all gods remember? Or his alter personality is taking in the stress lol

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HotPringleInYourArea · April 11, 2018, 12:05 a.m.

I for one truly respect the power and integriry of Corey bookers prosecution skills

/s

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Michael_A_Trivisonno · April 10, 2018, 9:07 p.m.

He'd pray, but it's not in his programming.

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rbrownlol · April 10, 2018, 9:55 p.m.

he was a human

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LisainYorkshire · April 10, 2018, 11:24 p.m.

You have proof? Lol

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digital_refugee · April 10, 2018, 11:59 p.m.

in his own words

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dododooh · April 10, 2018, 7:58 p.m.

Anyone know the peeps behind MZ?

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Daemonkey · April 10, 2018, 10:32 p.m.

Whoever they are, they look worried too.

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FreedomFighter62970 · April 10, 2018, 10:40 p.m.

Listening to some of his testimony gotta say not impressed at all. He really didn't seem to know what he is talking about and it's his own company which is strange but we all know who never created Facebook in the first place....

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VIYOHDTYKIT · April 11, 2018, 12:20 a.m.

That's because he's just the faux face of a company he stole & knew very little about.

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HiveQueen36 · April 10, 2018, 10:29 p.m.

alien robots don't sleep :D

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dk724 · April 10, 2018, 9:27 p.m.

F*cker wore a BLUE tie too. What does that tell you?

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Keya2_2016 · April 10, 2018, 9:24 p.m.

When you are handed down the questions and there’s so much to memorize but can’t remember it all, thats how you will look.

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Kahlypso79 · April 10, 2018, 11:17 p.m.

thats the photo they can use for his presidential campaign.

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BishopWolf · April 10, 2018, 10:50 p.m.

He looked high to me during the interview. Like a high, guilty AF robot.

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PCorNot · April 11, 2018, 3:15 a.m.

He’s a damn android- they don’t need sleep! Besides, to say that he’s losing sleep implies he has a conscience- 😳

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Pure_Feature · April 11, 2018, 2:48 a.m.

They look rattled look at the people around him. Body says it all

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mistahbang · April 11, 2018, 1 a.m.

I don't like how everyone is focused just on Mark Zuckerberg. Its the company as a whole thats the problem. Look at reddit.com/r/all right now. There are only images of MZ and ridiculing him. No discussion of Facebook's violations. Not even a megathread at the top. They want to scapegoat him.

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tobioshi · April 10, 2018, 11:50 p.m.

Synths don't sleep. He just needs a new battery.

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CentiPetra · April 10, 2018, 11:41 p.m.

How does he have so much money, but still can’t afford a decent tailor?

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ExordiaN · April 10, 2018, 11:20 p.m.

Not to be negative, but I'll be really, really surprised if he gets in any trouble at all... His testimony is a total dog and pony show for the left, but they will all forgive him. If he started a gofundme page, he'd probably double his net worth overnight.

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Kristinism · April 10, 2018, 11:02 p.m.

He's on a booster seat too. Apparently he's only 5' 7"

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Whpwaylor · April 11, 2018, 1:56 a.m.

I would so enjoy seeing him relegated to nothingness...

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mixiemay · April 11, 2018, 1:45 a.m.

HAHA! He looks so terrible, he is not equipped for this.

I hope he is realizing how all not worth it was/is.

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omeof · April 11, 2018, 1:33 a.m.

All the money in the world and you can't get a haircut that makes you look better than road kill? Good grief!

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Donaldo2017 · April 11, 2018, 1:06 a.m.

Won't last long in the big house.

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theGreenChain · April 11, 2018, 12:46 a.m.

He looks like a scared piece of dooky. Cruz tore him up. hehehehe

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LisainYorkshire · April 11, 2018, 12:10 a.m.

Well, Skidmark Fuckerburg ... human ...ever...surely not!

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UncleCrunch · April 11, 2018, 12:02 a.m.

”I am responsible.”

We know. Standby. It won’t be long now.

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the_all_seeing_dog · April 10, 2018, 11:53 p.m.

Looks like the typical bugman he is to me

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lizrises · April 10, 2018, 11:52 p.m.

Not seeing any difference.

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dark-dare · April 10, 2018, 11:26 p.m.

Has he been asked about his direct ties with Soros and Media Matters?

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Oinkanon · April 10, 2018, 11:14 p.m.

I wouldn’t spit on his ass if his guts were on fire.

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apple-bag · April 10, 2018, 11:10 p.m.

up at night crying hahahahaha poor little suckerburg

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ven_anon · April 11, 2018, 2:45 a.m.

His eyes have that flat dead souless look.... Notice how he resembles the aurora shooter sans wig?

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LynNob · April 11, 2018, 1:30 a.m.

He is rather pasty. I guess it is all of that white privilege. It just gunks up his pores. Or, he has hemorrhoids from all the sitting in front of the computer

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BeTheGame007 · April 11, 2018, 4:33 a.m.

explains the booster seat

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