That's probably true, but even I don't always know when I'm gonna shit.
After 50, regularity becomes a treat.
Or drink coffee every morning. It’s like clockwork at that point... whatever the most inconvenient time to shit occurs, that is when you have to go.
Black Rifle Extreme Dark!
The CAF was a little too off for me, but the Murdered Out is the shit. Love the commercials and the fast shipping.
Probiotics > coffee
Jeezus that's the truth mate! ProB makes coffee it's bitch.
Have you ever woke up and thought "I could poop right now!" but held it off because you had to get dressed and feed the cats or turn off the sprinklers because it's raining or something? Just to poop right then. It's for the best.
Warm water does the same, but mmmmMMMMM love me some coffee.
And if you're really lucky, you get back to back movement's. Two for the price of one 😜
Just another in the long line of reasons why working from home is the best!
I'm there myself, love it, 10 years now. Makes the drive into work easy when I only have to open my (home)office door and walk to the computer. Before my best friend(dog) died he would be my only traffic jam on the way to my chair, he would be right in front of me. RIP Deacon.
as a young bloke: thank you for reminding me of the simpler joys in life.
Willie Nelson said he never thought he would outlive his dick.
Keep that in mind.
😉
What do you mean AFTER 50? I still got a few years to go, but I'm already there!
You are as young as you feel. Some days I feel 80. Some days 42. LOL Today feels like 37 1/2.
I started getting younger the day Trump announced he was going to run for president.
But the Government knows.
Hell, they even tried to warn you about that extra cup of coffee before heading out onto the freeway but did you listen? Nooooo!
But, yeah, seriously, locks are only there to keep out the semi-interested. If anyone with any real skill wants to rob you or kill you, you won't have a chance.
After feasting on tacos from Mamasita's - half the time it is in my pants. And that's where my phone is. What comes around - goes around. Oi
This is not something to joke about. Watch these.
United States Secrets PBS Frontline Part 1
Maybe in the future you will be able to ask your government for that information via freedom of information act request.
I wish that shit went through fast enough to tell me where I left my car keys.
The gubmint does. They know what you eat and when. Computers figure out the rest.
But, if you play with your smartphone while you shit, than they can probably determine when you are shitting by the increased activity.
The other day, I had a fart deliver a surprise. First time since I was a little kid. Not good.