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>>14148580, >>14148816, >>14149566,ARCHIVE OF INGERSOL-LOCKWOOD OFFERING A BOUNTY TO DOXX QRESEARCH MANAGEMENT/ANONS

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NOTABLES Are NOT Endorsements

#18019 MIA

#18018

>>14242220 Homeschooling soars as parents find kids perform well at home

>>14242245, >>14242292 Uncovered Email Shows Milwaukee Elections Executive Woodall-Vogg Laughing About the Election Steal on Election Night

>>14242247 How Immunoglobulin (IVIg) therapy is changing the health care industry

>>14242378 (France #4 bread) Anon nom: The French aren't fucking around anymore. Impressions of the Resistance in France

>>14242477 Oped: Brandon Smith: Why Are Globalists And Governments So Desperate For 100% Vaccination Rates?

>>14242568 Orca comms? A killer whale stranded on rocks in Alaska was saved after a group of people spotted it and kept it wet until the tide rose.

>>14242605 Arizona Border Patrol agent, another driver killed in head-on crash

>>14242748 @Gipper_76: Another great day to fly!

>>14242751, >>14242765 DOJ Seizes Ancient ‘Gilgamesh Dream Tablet’ from Hobby Lobby… But it's coming up again, now. After 2 years?

>>14242756 Gavin Newsom: Democrats will face ‘Profound Consequences Nationwide’ in 2022 if Recall Successful

>>14242811 Leader Kevin McCarthy Vows to ‘Have Real Investigations’ into Democrat ‘Fraud and Abuse’ if GOP Retakes Majority

>>14242843, >>14242851 President Donald J Trump: Our country has just suffered an incredibly corrupt Presidential Election, and it is time for Congress and others to investigate how such corruption was allowed to take place rather than investigating those that are exposing this massive fraud on the American People.

>>14242934 #18018

#18017

>>14241479 Former NSW MP Michael Johnsen not charged over alleged rape of Blue Mountains sex worker

>>14241490 Dominion Voting Machines Arrive in Ohio County Costing $6.17 Million Up Front — Machines Include Software to “Evaluate Voter Intent”

>>14241609, >>14241632, >>14241852 USN: future USS Hyman G. Rickover (Virginia-class attack submarine), christened

>>14241634 CNN’s Don Lemon: The Unvaccinated Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Participate in Society

>>14241644 Gov. Cuomo Begs Businesses To Return To NYC After Harsh Shutdowns

>>14241672 It was 5-years ago today that the FBI Opened "Crossfire Hurricane"

>>14241712 Dan Scavino

>>14241938 Evander Kane’s pregnant wife says NHL star tanked games for gambling profit

>>14241939 Apple Yanks Anti-Vax Version of Tinder From the App Store

>>14241945 Ex-NY Bishop Howard J. Hubbard admits diocese ‘temporarily’ moved priests accused of sexual abuse

>>14241987 2 major San Francisco hospitals reported that 233 staff members tested positive for COVID-1

>>14241995 Lieutenant General John Frewen says every Aussie may have access to two vaccine doses by end of 2021

>>14242051 Missed debt ceiling deadline kicks off high-stakes fight

>>14242059 Israel shares intel with US, UK to blame Iran for attack on 'Mercer Street' tanker, report claims

>>14242101 #18017

(NEEDED)#18016

(NEEDED)#18015

#18014

>>14239615 FACEBOOK CENSORS THE CDC

>>14239523 President Trump is Holding ‘Cabinet Meetings’ at His Golf Club in New Jersey

>>14239454 A Massive Rally at the Wisconsin State Capital is Planned for Next Friday, August 6th, to Demand Republican Leaders Order a Full Forensic Audit Like Was Done in Arizona

>>14239426 PRAY FOR EACH OTHER (Reminder!)

>>14239416 Christian Porter’s corrupt judge Jayne Jagot has illegally suppressed a lot more evidence than the public realise

>>14239392 Sydney anti-lockdown activists vow to return in August after police prevent protest plans

>>14239350 Las Vegas police make 15 arrests in online sex sting operation

>>14239337 George Soros' right-hand man was accused of BDSM crimes in his sex dungeon

>>14239253 Make your own fake jab card anons!

>>14239248 45,000 COVID injection deaths lawsuit caused DS to turn up heat

>>14239228 Hunter Biden Gushes Over His Art – Says His Dad Thinks ‘Everything I Do Should Be In National Gallery’

>>14239208 DC Democratic mayor caught partying without face mask after enacting new mask mandate

>>14239184 The Importance of Teaching Children to Become Resilient

>>14239170 New Mexico House Democrat Resigns Amid Criminal Probe Into Racketeering, Money-Laundering

>>14239141, >>14239200 The German and UK Military have a document from May 2021

>>14239115 2 travelers to Canada gave false COVID vaccination information. They were each fined almost $20K.

>>14239105 Pennsylvania Senator Prepares to Issue Subpoenas After Three Counties Reject Audit Requests

>>14239017, >>14239056 Florida coronavirus cases jump 50 percent in one week?

>>14238979 Why Biden whispers?

>>14238982 California Union Opposes Newsom’s Vaccine Order

>>14238992 GOP Senator says he’s grateful for ashli Babbitt’s killer

>>14239910 #18014

#18013:

>>14238173 POWERFUL speech 5:55 AM

>>14238181 (VID) Why is the C19 Death rate so low?

>>14238187 Lesbian/ Dog murder mystery

>>14238194 Audio from migrant shelter reveals allegations of sex misconduct with children

>>14238195 Some Background on blackmail?

>>14238197 9/11 memorial from Afghanistan found in NY

>>14238200 Missing 14-year-old boy, murdered

>>14238202 COVID-19 mRNA vaccine patents

>>14238203 Cole Beasley’s statement on the vaccine

>>14238206, >>14238232, NZ Prime Minister desperation

>>14238235, >>14238251 Space, time, matter, energy, information, and consciousness. How do they work?

>>14238236 "Get out there and make known to everyone around you the values you have" Pompeo tells SC Republicans

>>14238253, >>14238196 DEVOLUTION is real Trump is still Commander-In-Chief of the Military. Deal with it.

>>14238255 Grassroots organization pushes for reform by training parents to run for school board

>>14238256, >>14238629 @USACEHQ "Inside the Castle" podcast, RE: Natural Resource Management

>>14238262, >>14238522, >>14238526 >>14238589, >>14238622 RE: NANOTECH, Concerning injectables, aerosols, consumables, etc

>>14238271 CDC paid NFL alumni millions to plug COVID vaccine

>>14238281 Britney Spears warns ‘we ride at dawn’

>>14238284 PATRIOT PAT KING SPEAKS AFTER TRIAL

>>14238295 NEW VIDEO Reveals Jan. 6 Protesters Getting Unruly ONLY AFTER Capitol Police Fired Flash-bang Grenades and Teargassed Crowd

>>14238298 The “tax by privilege” scheme in which individuals are taxed by the amount of white DNA

>>14238310 'Better Call Saul' star Bob Odenkirk RE: clot-shot. "doctors were able to fix the blockage"

>>14238311 MILLIONS Protest Vaccine Passports And Mandatory Vaccinations All Over France… FRENCH REVOLUTION 2?

>>14238314 Mexican President Rejects Jabs For Kids, "Won't Be Held Hostage By [Profiteering] Pharma Companies"

>>14238320 Mask-free Sweden nears zero daily Covid deaths

>>14238324 Explaining Q Drop 26: 11.3 END OF OCCUPATION AND DURATION OF GC OBLIGATIONS

>>14238333 Australia’s Brisbane set for ‘strictest lockdown’ yet after SIX new cases spotted

>>14238433 Biden Administration Approves $3.4 Billion Helicopter Sale to Israel

>>14238441, >>14238460 Q posted 36 times with “DELTA” Of those, 3 post were ended with: "Q, DELTA"

>>14238465 Millions line up in Pakistan after Govt. decision to block phone SIM for unvaccinated.

>>14238478, >>14238552 Here are the companies requiring proof of vaccination from employees

>>14238626 Outrage as police fly helicopters over western Sydney backyards blasting sirens and warnings to enforce Covid rules

>>14238630 Total of 7 Tornados confirmed from Thursday Storm (PA/NJ)

>>14238635 Vegans May Be Exempt from Compulsory Vaccines, Law Firm Claims

>>14238644, >>14238687 Did you know Joe Biden owned a private island too?

>>14238651, >>14238762 Let's blame the Doge

>>14238719 PF reports: E4B up out of Warner Robbins HULK22

>>14238764 @USNavy #BlueGreenTeam on the move Helicopter

>>14238766 Suggested Reading on how nutrition effects brain function and the processing of emotions

>>14241253 #18013

(NEEDED)#18012

(NEEDED)#18011

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>>14235763 #18009, >>14236974 #18010,

>>14233385 #18006, >>14234226 #18007, >>14234961 #18008

>>14231122 #18003, >>14231905 #18004, >>14233187 #18005

>>14230430 #18000, >>14230805 #18001, >>14230664 #18002

>>14226170 #17997, >>14227082 #17998, >>14227845 #17999

>>14224018 #17994, >>14224788 #17995, >>14225665 #17996

>>14223581 #17991, >>14230137 #17992, >>14223332 #17993

>>14219168 #17988, >>14219948 #17989, >>14223421 #17990

>>14216859 #17985, >>14218240 #17986, >>14218383 #17987

>>14216587 #17982, >>14215331 #17983, >>14216444 #17984

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NOTABLES Are NOT Endorsements

>>14237393

>>14237401 Dough

FINAL

#18012

>>14237406 What comes after Delta?

>>14237403, >>14237415 Youtube Bot Attacking Innocent Channels - (Cap 4:47)

>>14237412, >>14237583, >>14237607, >>14237630, >>14237656, >>14237841, >>14237785 CORRECTION: Millions, based on the videos we have seen so far from across France

>>14237426, >>14237643 The DOJ says 80% of Microsoft email accounts used by employees in the four U.S. attorney offices in New York were breached

>>14237430 The FDA Extends The Expiration Date On Johnson & Johnson's COVID Vaccine To 6 Months

>>14237431 Google made "time crystals" which will help quantum computing!

>>14237439 Helper Anon, what happens when the state cant govern? 11.4.1 Right of the Occupying Power to Govern the Enemy Territory Temporarily

>>14237444 Argentina lakes turn pink but the outlook not rosy

>>14237475, >>14237562 Listen: 'We have already caught staff with minors inappropriately' (Cap 0:58)

>>14237488 CM: What is the county getting for its money?

>>14237500, >>14237512 US Navy (Cap 2:24) @USMC F-35B's with #VMFA211 & the Arleigh Burke guided-missile destroyer #USSTheSullivans (DDG 68) are deployed with @HMSQNLZ

>>14237513, >>14237539 Dan Scavino

>>14237516, >>14237576, >>14237588, >>14237657, >>14237720 What was going on in Lafayette square July 30 2017? That was 3 months before Q, but 45 was in office, all links have been scrubbed

>>14237549 MASSACHUSETTS

>>14237569, >>14237749, >>14235526 (pb), >>14235532 (pb), >>14235545 (pb), >>14235589 (pb), >>14235603 (pb), >>14235627 (pb), >>14235680 (pb), >>14235832 (pb), The vax is like lactaid, spider venom or stomach acid

>>14237592, >>14237617 CM: Stark County literally bought $35,000 dollar software to "evaluate voter intent"

>>14237643 BREACHED: Every person who currently held, had held or who had a applied for and been denied, all security clearance of any kind in the US

>>14237681 "Apocalyptic Scenes" - Wildfires Consume Turkey

>>14237686, >>14237772 CM: A Chinese-language patent application for a covid-19 recombinant vaccine that uses GRAPHENE OXIDE as a carrier

>>14237708, >>14237825, >>14237748, >>14237969, >>14237835 President Trump: The corrupt and highly partisan House Democrats who run the House Oversight Committee yesterday released documents

>>14237757 Evidence finds that large reductions in COVID-19 deaths are possible using Ivermectin

>>14237806 CDC Chief Walensky 'Grossly Exaggerates' COVID Risk in Vaccinated People

>>14237912 Capitol Police incite violence at the Capitol Building on Jan 6th (Cap 2:20)

>>14237920, >>14237934, >>14237937, >>14237959 What is Catherine Herridge doing she's hunting Hunter

>>14237953 Woman and her dog are fatally stabbed in Atlanta park

>>14237995, >>14238014 TROLL OF THE WEEK! www.erikekroth.com

>>14238015 CM: Graphene Oxide Nanosheets Interact and Interfere with SARS-CoV-2 Surface Proteins and Cell Receptors to Inhibit Infectivity - PubMed

#18012

>>14236631

>>14236636 Dough

FINAL

#18011

>>14236644, >>14236639, >>14236263, >>14236683, >>14236696, >>14236818, >>14237277 -Start >Unpredictable>

>>14236671 OOOPS: Unfortunate PolitiFact Job Tweet Says 'Come Join Our Misinformation Team'

>>14236678 Good afternoon gentle anons, and the shills, bots, clowns and others. message

>>14236684, >>14236851 ‘Unprecedented, Unreasonable, Unconstitutional, and Wrong’

>>14236690, >>14236697 Open Letter to US Legislators from Dr. Li-Meng Yan: The purpose of this statement is to provide insight into how the CCP’s influence and ambitions are undermining America

>>14236694 Gov. Greg Abbott claims Biden administration has caused a 'constitutional crisis'

>>14236754 Texas AG: My statement regarding the Biden Administration’s just-filed lawsuit against the State of Texas

>>14236757, >>14236762, >>14236769, >>14236799, >>14236842, >>14236858, >>14236897, >>14236951, >>14237105 MSM stupidity, Unvaccinated people are 'variant factories,' infectious diseases: expert says

>>14236780, >>14236790 More corporations are requiring workers to get vaccinated

>>14236796 Tucker Carlson Tonight 07/30/2021 Q Ref In Monologue

>>14236800 Heavily Vaccinated Countries See Massive Covid Spike

>>14236803, >>14237086 California Orders State Of Emergency To Avert Blackouts

>>14236817, >>14236821 Australia Sends In The Army To Enforce It's "Zero Covid" Lockdown

>>14236849 Fun Fact: Skyking (Foxtrot Msgs)

>>14236878 Gen. Flynn Exclusive: 10 Indisputable Facts on the 2020 Election That Argue for Audits

>>14236955 ‘I Don’t Even Understand…’ WH Spox Karine Jean-Pierre Baffled By Question From Newsmax’s Emerald Robinson About Delta Variant

>>14236963 OpenVAERS Website Is "Currently Offline" After Number of COVID Vaccine Deaths Reaches 11,405 as Listed on the Website

>>14237011, >>14237020, >>14237037 US Army Cadet Summer Training is ongoing at Fort Knox! 10,000

>>14237023 Covid-19 deaths are rising and official data shows 87% of the people who have died were Vaccinated

>>14236897, >>14237066 Anon asks: If they recalled the benchmark test for CoVid testing, what is the benchmark for "Delta Variant" testing….?

>>14237081 Hundreds of thousands are taking to the streets in Paris, Nice, Montpellier, Nantes, Strasbourg, Reims, Toulouse, Marseille, and many more cities across France to protest against vaccine passports and mandatory vaccinations

>>14237069, >>14237119, >>14237159 US Navy Christening ceremony for the future Virginia-class submarine USS Hyman G. Rickover (SSN 795).

>>14237156, >>14237172, >>14237179, >>14237185 I wouldn't call it a firm connection, but 1371 days…

>>14237160 Guise it's catching on, this Fanone character is in deep shit

>>14237198, >>14232734 Guns Are For Controlling The Government

>>14237233 House OK’s hiring illegal migrants on staff, fattens budget 21%

>>14237246, >>14237254, >>14237269, >>14237273, >>14237280, >>14237255, >>14237261, >>14237264, >>14237265, >>14237312, >>14237336 FBI 113 years (Cap 0:13) second time in hours this Q has come up, other was @USMC iirc

>>14237292 Rep. Thomas Massie Taunts Pelosi: ‘Arrest My Entire Staff. We Are Not Wearing Masks’

>>14237364, >>14237374, >>14237388 These people are sick psychopaths (Cap 2:16)

>>14237390, >>14236645 FBIfag threatens Chans

>>14243685 #18011

>>14243799 Dough

>>14243790 OP

UpDATED DOUGH

Only missing last bread

https://controlc.com/fd78cc74

>>14243840

>>14243822

o7

I keep doing muh best.

>>14243855

>>14243870

Some ought to slap you across your silly face.

>>14243912

Been contemplating that drop for hours…

>>14243912

batter up

>>14243870

>>14243891

Could be just another salt rotation

AUGUST>>14243924

Q3619

>>14243855

>>14243799

New Baker self Confirm

Got to go to work…

Find some rich picking for the notables

Thank you anons

https://t.me/SidneyPowell/1496

Church Tech Guy Accused Of Using Cheat Code After Flawless Service

GODFREY, IL—Frustrated by the frequency of errors incurred while displaying worship lyric slides, video clips, and sermon points during the service at Wildlands Church, church technician Wes Greenfield reportedly typed a little-known cheat code into the church's MediaShout presentation software Sunday, enabling the software's "God Mode" to ensure a perfect service.

"Let's see—up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Enter," Greenfield was heard muttering moments before the service as he punched in the cheat code. "That oughta do it."

Sure enough, the presenting software instantly displayed a message confirming the cheat code had been accepted, enabling invincibility mode and infinite do-overs.

The secret key combination allowed the tech to fire off unlimited worship lyric slides without any mistakes, and even auto-corrected numerous typos in the pastor's sermon slides. The code further enabled the tech to play video clips at the exact right cue each time the pastor called for them, all at the perfect sound level for the audience.

Churchgoers, who had traditionally complained about all the tech mistakes during the service, then complained that the flawless service just "didn't have the same charm" as the mistake-ridden service.

At publishing time, Greenfield had found an exploit enabling unlimited backup saves of the service presentation file.

https://babylonbee.com/news/church-tech-guy-punches-in-cheat-code-to-ensure-flawless-service/?utm_source=telegram&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=telegram

>>14243958

mmm

>>14243960

comms to someone.. on a Sunday

>>14243804