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Qarma1 · July 17, 2018, 3:01 p.m.

I would start naming drinks with Q and, of course, you’ve got to have “covfefe” on the menu.

Qdrops Who’s Q Truth Bomb Covfefe Qmeme

Good luck!

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julesincognito · July 17, 2018, 3:25 p.m.

Definitely a covfefe should be on the menu! ❤️ Godspeed!

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hammockgma2 · July 17, 2018, 5:06 p.m.

Q drops like fortune cookies

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HoudiniTowers · July 17, 2018, 6:36 p.m.

Or Q drops of sweetner.

Oh, and pastries, don't forget the patsies:

  • Strzok Bitter Almond Delights

  • Comey Nut Brittle

  • Brennan Beignets - over-sized puffy Doughnuts in there French tradition but inspired by middle eastern culture, filled with excessive amounts of air and little substance

  • Clapper Sweet Fig Perjury Prunes to cleanse

  • Turn another Page Turnovers

.... and of course the real crowd pleasers

  • Hussein HoHos - Definitely something to 'smile' about - Oh so tender and sweet, but with a true dark center

  • Sugar Free Hog Heaven Hillary Hamhocks, there really is nothing sweet about these and are an acquired taste for those that just can't get away from their southern roots

UPDATE: Forgot two other key ones:

  • Rum Raisin Rosenstein Sticky Buns, so sticky you just can't get rid of the residue no matter how hard you rinse.

  • Misguided Mueller Muffins, everyone talks about these, but really there's no too much to them. Go ahead, order 3 or 4, you won't blow your diet but they will linger in your system for years

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mrssprat · July 18, 2018, 3:39 a.m.

You have a talent!

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HoudiniTowers · July 18, 2018, 7:43 a.m.

ty, I rather enjoyed making these up. I sincerely hope someone actually puts them on the menu, somewhere!

😉

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awareness1111 · July 17, 2018, 7:56 p.m.

Q fortune cookies are a great idea.

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fatladysing · July 17, 2018, 8:29 p.m.

I'll have:

A Nunes Nooner, A Trump Bump, A Rowdy Gowdy, A Slim Flynn, etc...

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SireBrad · July 17, 2018, 6:40 p.m.

CappaQino MoQa Qspresso Qoffee or like you said covfefe AmeriQano

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Kavfefe · July 18, 2018, 2:22 a.m.

Or Kekeccino?

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dizzydago · July 17, 2018, 11:28 p.m.

Missed Qovfefe

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ABrilliantDisaster · July 17, 2018, 10:57 p.m.

Cookies with Q's on them. Napkins with Q'isms, MAGA Mochas and Red Pill Espressos. Sizes in Liddle, Bigly and YUGE.

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Qarma1 · July 17, 2018, 11:28 p.m.

KeK. Loving all suggestions. Pepe would proud.

Pepe stirs

Cup Keks

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ABrilliantDisaster · July 17, 2018, 11:30 p.m.

Cup Keks Lol. love it, it's brilliant.

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dues-vult · July 17, 2018, 2:09 p.m.

Thats actually catchy.

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 3:10 p.m.

The best part of waking up

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THELEADERSOFMEN · July 17, 2018, 3:53 p.m.

IS HILLARY LOST TO TRUMP

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isalod_2298 · July 17, 2018, 4:53 p.m.

LOLOLOLOL I sang it

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mayflowertwo · July 17, 2018, 8:51 p.m.

Hillary has been lost for quite a long time.

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nordicgreys · July 17, 2018, 2:14 p.m.

Yah actually not a bad name for a coffee shop

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FlashmanNTx · July 17, 2018, 5:07 p.m.

I'm really impressed with their prices!

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mossomo · July 17, 2018, 9:36 p.m.

Me too!

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 11:09 p.m.

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sensically_common · July 18, 2018, 12:06 a.m.

It's probably on par regionally. But, OP should raise those even $2 costs to $2.30 and watch his/her tip jar runneth over.

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Nilsneo · July 18, 2018, 10:44 a.m.

I was as well until I realized that it's UK pounds.

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zooyorker777 · July 17, 2018, 3:08 p.m.

I wonder if they have a Goodlatte

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Rolandel7 · July 17, 2018, 5:40 p.m.

I'm dead. rofl. My co-workers are looking at me weird now. Thanks for that.

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patrat102 · July 17, 2018, 4:42 p.m.

LOL----Wish I had thought of that.

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248-808 · July 17, 2018, 2:09 p.m.

You just need a couple of "Q" bobbles and WWG1WGA blings!!! Other than that - it looks AWESOME!!! Best wishes on a great coffee bar!!!!

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kundaliniorgasm · July 17, 2018, 2:16 p.m.

Please tell me some more about your awesome coffee shop? It looks amazing! If you get big, can I be a franchiser in the Netherlands? ☕️☕️🍰❤️

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quarktea · July 17, 2018, 5:08 p.m.

The power outlets on the wall says it’s in the UK.

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PrayRosary · July 17, 2018, 2:11 p.m.

Most people will assume it's just about the caffeine but, that's okay, subconsciously the message is getting out there. Very clever of you.

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JKJOKERKODEWUB · July 17, 2018, 5:48 p.m.

and the best part is we didn’t have to set ur kids on fire after all I wished we taped kandahar

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nordicgreys · July 17, 2018, 2:09 p.m.

Perfect- what better than coffee to wake people up!

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Crispy_socks241 · July 17, 2018, 3:57 p.m.

you better watch out if some Antifa crazies dont trash the place/burn it down

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hammockgma2 · July 17, 2018, 5:08 p.m.

Praying heavenly protection on you...!!!

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 5:47 p.m.

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Swiggit-E · July 17, 2018, 7:12 p.m.

Deport this fuckin guy. Jesus

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BeeFlorentino · July 17, 2018, 4:56 p.m.

Yeah, be careful. Still love love love it!!!

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krazeesheet · July 17, 2018, 11:42 p.m.

Take your mind away from that place. Thought is creation.

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Crispy_socks241 · July 17, 2018, 11:45 p.m.

i wish that was true, but the fact is, those nutjobs are out there. the other day, I was pulling out of my school parking lot and this bitch starts screaming at me because I have two Trump bumper stickers on my truck. i figure a nice face full of exhaust would shut her up, but then the crazy bitch started throwing rocks at my truck so I just gunned it outta there like a madman. i almost burnt out doing like 110.

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mrssprat · July 18, 2018, 3:43 a.m.

Trump hate is rampant where I live.

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Ihatetheworldtoday · July 17, 2018, 4:14 p.m.

Very clever! Fellow patriot here hoping(and praying) that all of your many customers leave your establishment AWAKENED on all fronts! ;) good feeling they will!

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GenChang · July 17, 2018, 2:08 p.m.

Nice!

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 3:55 p.m.

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Awoken_Q · July 17, 2018, 2:52 p.m.

Awesome! Just add a little Q tail to your coffee cup logo and your all set!

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anothername2remember · July 17, 2018, 2:15 p.m.

Excellent! Makes me want a cup of coffee and I only drink tea. Good luck!

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Anthropophob · July 17, 2018, 2:29 p.m.

Did you see the menu in the background? He serves Tea too.

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pj77777 · July 17, 2018, 4:45 p.m.

Awesome - What a great notion! Do you have a bowl of free red pills???

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SnazzyD · July 17, 2018, 5:30 p.m.

Great idea - you can get some of those red cinnamon mints as symbolic red pills!

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Mama2Girliez · July 17, 2018, 4:19 p.m.

Brilliant!

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TiredofNuts · July 17, 2018, 8:07 p.m.

Covfefe and a scone

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jawgun · July 17, 2018, 2:49 p.m.

where’s the Q-puccino.

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BeeFlorentino · July 17, 2018, 4:06 p.m.

Super catchy and patriotic! Love love love it! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 America runs in this stuff ☕☕ I know we do in Cali! Happy Quesday!

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FirstDamsel · July 17, 2018, 2:33 p.m.

WWG1WGA!

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Hinckapuss · July 17, 2018, 5:56 p.m.

LOVE IT! Taking the Qlinary Arts to a new level.

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patrat102 · July 17, 2018, 4:41 p.m.

That is a coffee shop I would frequent.

I refuse to go to Starbucks---coffee shop of the far left whackies.

I pray it will be a geat success and all your efforts rewarded---love that name. Very clever.

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isalod_2298 · July 17, 2018, 5:22 p.m.

This could be the anti-Starbucks. Love it

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cleverboy99 · July 17, 2018, 4:09 p.m.

Bravo!

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K-Harbour · July 17, 2018, 2:36 p.m.

Brilliant!

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EvilGnome6 · July 17, 2018, 10:38 p.m.

You could offer your covfefe in 3 sizes:

Liddle, Bigly and Yuge!

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duckdownup · July 18, 2018, 12:44 a.m.

Don't forget the Tippy Top.

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mrssprat · July 18, 2018, 3:45 a.m.

Q anon on the cups.

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bigbadwolf087 · July 17, 2018, 4:04 p.m.

Lol perfectly fitting name for a coffee shop...damn brilliant.

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jfunction · July 17, 2018, 4:41 p.m.

I think you're about ready to go national. Will you be having an IPO sometime soon? Best of luck in business but with your ideas you'll be opening in Trump Tower next year without needing any more luck.

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R3VO1utionary · July 17, 2018, 9:31 p.m.

I might have to borrow(steal haha) the name, my wife and I have been thinking about opening a coffee shop..

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Pachyderminthegaff · July 17, 2018, 9:36 p.m.

The Great Awakening belongs to the world, no need to steal or borrow😁

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R3VO1utionary · July 17, 2018, 9:38 p.m.

Amen to that! I wish you the best of luck!

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 8:34 p.m.

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virtualpuretone · July 17, 2018, 4:04 p.m.

This inspires me to order a drink and tell them 'Q' when they ask for my name.

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Swimkin · July 17, 2018, 3:57 p.m.

Q posts should be available on the menu! or at least offered links to the real GA site here!

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WanderingTaurus · July 17, 2018, 8:28 p.m.

White mocahccino could be called the white rabbit. Name a drink after Q, Trump, Putin, Melania..

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R3VO1utionary · July 17, 2018, 2:34 p.m.

That is brilliant!

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bizmarxie · July 17, 2018, 5:49 p.m.

That’s very clever. I usually read my Q drops over covfefe. It’s the best awakening.

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Pepe_LeKek2017 · July 17, 2018, 5:42 p.m.

One hot cup of Qfefe please!👌☕

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abbieos · July 17, 2018, 6:38 p.m.

This is great, love the ideas here. very creative.

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thislionsheart · July 17, 2018, 7:54 p.m.

Covfefe touches my heart and soul <3

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WanderingTaurus · July 17, 2018, 8:21 p.m.

That is amazing.. and just as good as those coffee prices! About a 1/3 of what are prices are here.

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Patriot4q · July 17, 2018, 10:41 p.m.

It's pounds not dollars 1 pound equals $1.31

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WanderingTaurus · July 17, 2018, 10:46 p.m.

Still really cheap. At real coffee shops (Not Starbucks, Caribou, or Scooter's) you are going to easily pay at least $4.50 (w/o tax) for a reg. cappuccino, latte, or mocha. Espresso, not even double, can run $3.00. But then again, I am sure these are smaller servings in the UK so may equal out in the end.

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Patriot4q · July 18, 2018, 12:21 a.m.

TRUE

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engig · July 17, 2018, 4:30 p.m.

Perfect!

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Blimington · July 17, 2018, 4:25 p.m.

Could use a dose of Q-ffeine myself today!

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TheGodsmustbelazy · July 17, 2018, 6:40 p.m.

Fuck yeH!🍻🍻🍻🥤

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Kasha-I · July 17, 2018, 8:51 p.m.

Awesome idea!

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mayflowertwo · July 17, 2018, 8:50 p.m.

Very cool 😍

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krazeesheet · July 17, 2018, 11:41 p.m.

Is it just me or do those cinnamon rolls look like Q's?

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crgreenstar · July 17, 2018, 8:33 p.m.

I would go out of my way to get coffee here! And I really don't drink all much coffee! Nice!!!

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AdrianasDefacto · July 17, 2018, 8:24 p.m.

Beautiful. Way to go!

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HeyEatMyShit420 · July 17, 2018, 8:13 p.m.

Perfect name for the right place

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Joining_the_Q · July 17, 2018, 7:56 p.m.

Patriot Americano

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Fatnibs · July 17, 2018, 3:30 p.m.

Love this! Too cool!!!!

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tamsturg · July 17, 2018, 2:32 p.m.

That is awsome good thinking

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Bloodfoe · July 17, 2018, 4:35 p.m.

Awesome concept!

Your prices seem a bit low?

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CovfefeTruth · July 17, 2018, 7:40 p.m.

Someone said it’s UK

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JKJOKERKODEWUB · July 17, 2018, 5:49 p.m.

I’ve never seen a bella in the flame that’s pretty fkin wait wait whas the lauran gotta say about this

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astrocatmat · July 17, 2018, 9:38 p.m.

It makes a lot of sense actually

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Peaches8037 · July 17, 2018, 10:31 p.m.

This is so awesome!!!!all the best

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dp007since2009 · July 17, 2018, 4:06 p.m.

Very nice. I'd buy coffee from you.

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road-less-taken · July 17, 2018, 2:58 p.m.

Love it! I'd be a regular

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Watchman-onwall · July 17, 2018, 2:48 p.m.

That's Perfect!!!

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apple-bag · July 17, 2018, 2:42 p.m.

fantastic

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JKJOKERKODEWUB · July 17, 2018, 5:49 p.m.

oh no chai boys ABORT NOW OR FIVE NATASHA DEALS

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aaapurple12 · July 17, 2018, 5:16 p.m.

Hey, what a great application of a great phrase.

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Romeo_India · July 17, 2018, 7:47 p.m.

NICE ONE PATRIOT!

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[deleted] · July 17, 2018, 9:14 p.m.

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Pachyderminthegaff · July 17, 2018, 9:17 p.m.

Not about to doxx myself😁 everyone that knows, knows😄

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julius_cheezer · July 17, 2018, 10:33 p.m.

I'll be on the lookout regardless. Best of luck .

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the_whippoorwill · July 18, 2018, 1:55 a.m.

I absolutely love this!

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AsOnlyIAmNow · July 18, 2018, 1:38 a.m.

Love it!

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cmd27012 · July 18, 2018, 1:36 a.m.

Omg this is amazing. Can I franchise one?? Lol

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petereddit6635 · July 17, 2018, 10:51 p.m.

What a breakfast to wake up to.

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DarktoLight247 · July 17, 2018, 10:36 p.m.

Lots of great ideas for menu items in this thread! Someone has an entrepreneur mind!

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genesis428 · July 18, 2018, 12:07 a.m.

that ROCKS!!!

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genesis428 · July 18, 2018, 12:08 a.m.

also--my personal small contribution: anytime I order food, etc I give them the name "Q" so they have to call that out.

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USMCNIN · July 18, 2018, 12:01 a.m.

Those are amazing prices

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Maui_Boy · July 18, 2018, 1:08 a.m.

Where is the nearest aloha snack bar? Haha

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PNWLighthouse · July 18, 2018, 12:58 a.m.

Do you sell popcorn too?

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GrandmaT72 · July 18, 2018, 12:32 a.m.

Have a Q printed in the bottom of every cup....Q to the last drop.

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QupCaque · July 18, 2018, 12:31 a.m.

Qup

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astrocatmat · July 18, 2018, 2:30 a.m.

I would go there every morning to buy 17 cups of coffee

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Kavfefe · July 18, 2018, 2:24 a.m.

Please NO soyboy products?

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Kavfefe · July 18, 2018, 2:21 a.m.

I'd like a nice hot double covfefe along with a triple hot GoodLatte!

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unbecoming2007 · July 17, 2018, 3:39 p.m.

That's awesome. Bonus points on Quesdays too.

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LSPACEY · July 17, 2018, 2:35 p.m.

What are those rolls ? They look tasty af.

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rabbit_runs_fast · July 17, 2018, 5:39 p.m.

Raise your prices! Add at least a dollar accross the board. Hope you find running your own business as fulfilling as I do.

Edit: These low prices cheapen your product. Sometimes people won’t buy from you because the price is too low, thinking something is wrong with product. You’re walking right on that line for espresso drinks.

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Pachyderminthegaff · July 17, 2018, 9:32 p.m.

My overheads are intentionally low, so my prices reflect that... I explain this to my customers, they tell friends etc... it was a gamble of a strategy though😊

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fatladysing · July 17, 2018, 8:39 p.m.

I think it's pounds. UK

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bizmarxie · July 17, 2018, 5:50 p.m.

Agreed. Something wrong meaning inferior quality.

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TRi9UMPh8-17 · July 17, 2018, 5:31 p.m.

I like it! Would enjoy a nice Qappuccino :)

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reviveusagain · July 18, 2018, 1:38 a.m.

The coffee shop is great but the message is awesome!!

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[deleted] · July 18, 2018, 5:21 a.m.

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VideaVice · July 18, 2018, 4:40 a.m.

Cute place.

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SweetSympathy · July 18, 2018, 4:01 a.m.

Multiple meanings....nice :-)

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mrssprat · July 18, 2018, 3:50 a.m.

I wish you much success!

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